Some of you will be aware that I am Mr H Cod’s legal representation. It’s a tough gig but it pays the bills.
There appears to be some confusion with the posts made by my client recently.
As you know, Mr Cod is deeply troubled by environmental matters. One of his major concerns is the disposal of babycare products down the countries lavatories.
Unfortunately Mr Cod’s iPhone (which, incidentally auto-corrects to iSlam) 11 has a particularly aggressive spelling correction function. It’s a well known fault with this particularly model. When my client types ‘Muslin’, his phone auto-corrects this as ‘Muslim’.
For instance, my client is pointing out that there are 3.5-4m muslin nappies left in this country. Mr Cod is concerned about the ‘supply chain idiots’ that have left us in this mess, causing families to switch to disposable nappies, rather than eco-friendly muslin alternatives.
My client is worried that expectant pregnant persons might be panicked into early labour due to this terrible situation.
Mr Cod hopes that this clears up some of the recent confusion.
There’s about 3.5 million Muslims in the UK currently. Even if every single one of them voted for Labour it would still be less than a third of the total votes Labour got in the last election and I strongly suspect they might get quite a few more next time round.
Honestly Mariner . Best girl I ever met was a Muslim. Beautiful person inside and out . Seems the recent events in the middle east have affected the Muslim vote with regards to Labour and Conservative though Labour loosing out more albeit greens gaining somewhat:
In the 2019 Election, our participants voted: 71% – Labour 12% – Did not vote 9% – Conservatives 2.5% – Liberal Democrats 2% – Green Party 1.6% – SNP 1.2% – Independent 0.7% – Other If there were an election tomorrow, our participants responded: 40% – Will not vote 21% – Independent 17% – Green Party 10% – Liberal Democrat 4.9% – SNP 4.8% – Labour 0.6% – Conservative 3.5% – Other
Honestly Mariner . Best girl I ever met was a Muslim. Beautiful person inside and out . Seems the recent events in the middle east have affected the Muslim vote with regards to Labour and Conservative though Labour loosing out more albeit greens gaining somewhat:
In the 2019 Election, our participants voted: 71% – Labour 12% – Did not vote 9% – Conservatives 2.5% – Liberal Democrats 2% – Green Party 1.6% – SNP 1.2% – Independent 0.7% – Other If there were an election tomorrow, our participants responded: 40% – Will not vote 21% – Independent 17% – Green Party 10% – Liberal Democrat 4.9% – SNP 4.8% – Labour 0.6% – Conservative 3.5% – Other
One of my flatmates when I was a student was British-pakistani and a practising Muslim and he's a top, top bloke. I understand there are some parts of that population that are a bit insular and don't integrate much but the majority do. Only fools fear someone based on their religion alone.
One of my flatmates when I was a student was British-pakistani and a practising Muslim and he's a top, top bloke.
I use to be very close to another Muslim girl (really good morals and sentiments) and in fact could of got married with her but the timing wasnt right. Just wish whoever gets in power has a heart of gold and trys to do what is best for everyone on a world stage. If more people thought like that life would be in far better shape.
Sorry for my bluntness but intercourse me!! Of all the issues this country has to deal with and Braverman is looking at restricting the use of tents by the homeless. It gets better though-with her declaring that a lot of the great unwashed see it as a lifestyle choice. Given the choices this shower (pun intended) have inflicted upon the people of this country it would be closer to the truth to say it’s a lifestyle they have forced on many. There’s no accountability, responsibility, self awareness or compassion from this bunch of morons. They absolutely disgust me and she’s a bloody disgrace!!
“I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.” –Garth Marenghi
Well well well - Braverman blows her whistle and all the male private heads appear at the Cenotaph. Remembrance is barely recognisable a solemn period of errr remembrance any more.
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