'Cheer up the Tories are coming'.

Quoted from grimsby pete

Yes I remember that day Icey,

My bum was so sore ( from the bike seat ) that I could not sit down for a week.  

How was yours ?  I heard you got a puncture on your way home.  

Nice to see you back Pete. Is it full time or are you on a borrowed computer still?

Quoted from kingofthekippers

I doubt Jimmy Saville could even fix the shit we are in.

Err,err,err, jangle jangle, jewellry, jewellry. Now then, now then. I have a letter here from a young viewer.

Dear Uncle Jimmy,

Please fix it for me to help my local football team. They aren't very good, in fact they are total and utter rubbish bollocks. I've spent a fortune of my pocket money helping them but they are nothing but wank. Please help me.

Yours, Johnny F (age 6 and three quarters), Grimsby  

Hows about that then? Well, we sent a film crew to Grimsby to see if we could help young Johnny and do you know what? Someone beat them up and stole their camera so fuck the lot of them.

Dear Jim.

Please could you fix it for that lazy PARASITE Mickleburgh to get a job, stop scrounging off society and finally pay his way.

He's spent so long on the dole that even he is ashamed of how long he has been living at taxpayers expense. A lot of my money has been wasted on this workshy bum which would have been better spent on the NHS, education, Policing, transport etc.

Yours the taxpayers of N.E.Lincolnshire.

Now then, now then, we sent a crew up to Grimsby and nobody wants the useless girl private, he even failed the McDonalds litter patrol test.

Quoted from TimMickleburgh

Thanks for those kind words old man,now I feel this Town's great people are becoming a lot warmer towards me.

Doesn't look like local employers are warming to you, if you actually are trying to find a job (and not many people believe you are), maybe a change of approach is in order, or could it be that you actually are a useless girl private and nobody wants you?

Quoted from swwf

Grangemariner, surely if you hate the system that is giving Mickleburgh all these benefits you'd be voting out the current government?

Anyone but Fraudster Mitchell, surely.

Quoted from TimMickleburgh

Roy Castle broke nine world records during his stint as presenter of Record Breakers including fastest tap dancer.Did you know he once stood in for Bruce Forsyth to host the Generation Game when Brucie was ill in 1975.

You hold the record for 'World's laziest, ugliest, most useless, dole scrounging, tax stealing, girl private'

Quoted from TimMickleburgh

You forget David I am the Oracle on everything local.

Oracle? I once looked into a crystal ball and it said Mickleburgh will never bother to get a job and continue to be a parasite indefinetly, come on Tim, you're not that useless surely?

I would really like to thank Grangemariner for making my post even more popular than Poojahs, by contributing 149 posts.Congratulations on your imput.

Tim When did you last work?

Just keep it going until the men in white coats come to collect you old boy.

What a boring ©unt(s) you are.  Why don't you get a fooking life.  Rob, can you kill this thread and hopefully the attention seeking ©unt(s) as well.  Thanks in advance.