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Meggy
November 23, 2009, 7:53am
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Did you hear about the man who shoved a peanut up his bum?

Apparently, it came out a treat.
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December 21, 2009, 8:28pm
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Man walks into a hospital with his badly burnt tackle in his hand. The nurse looks at him and says "You've not got the hang of this spit roasting have you?"
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Scunt walks into hospital with badly scalded feet.
It happened by cooking the Christmas pudding.

Well it said on the tin "open lid and stand in boiling water for 20 minutes".


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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