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MaccaBilk
October 2, 2009, 9:43pm
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A guy goes into a bar, orders six shots of the most expensive 30-year-old single malt Scotch whisky and downs them one after the other.

The bartender says, "You seem to be in a great hurry."

The guy says, "You would be too if you had what I have."

The bartender asks, "What have you got?"

The guy replies: "£1.47"


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October 2, 2009, 9:58pm
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Chas and Dave have split stating Dave could no longer stand Chas all he would do is rabbit, rabbit, rabbit.


Is that supposed to be funny?? Sorry, but it's just pathetic!
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October 2, 2009, 10:01pm
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Is that supposed to be funny?? Sorry, but it's just pathetic!


There aint no pleasing you...


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October 3, 2009, 1:06am
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There aint no pleasing you...


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MaccaBilk
October 13, 2009, 7:03am
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Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein is "it", closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.

Pascal is nowhere to be seen.

Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to each side.

Einstein says "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!"

Newton says "No no, Einy. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"


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October 13, 2009, 4:24pm
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Is that supposed to be funny?? Sorry, but it's just pathetic!


Haha sorry I hadn't noticed your wee little temper tantrum I promise I will do better next time oh great masterbaterful one. But I've won the caption competition twice now so I must be funny!


We do the DN35 Podcast
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October 14, 2009, 9:29am
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Quoted from MaccaBilk
Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein is "it", closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them.

Pascal is nowhere to be seen.

Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to each side.

Einstein says "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!"

Newton says "No no, Einy. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"


A science joke: I like it.
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October 14, 2009, 2:47pm
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A science joke: I like it.


stating the obvious i like it
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November 20, 2009, 9:45pm
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Bloke rushes into the doctor's and says, "Doctor, I think I'm a moth".

"Shouldn't you go and see a psychiatrist?" asks the doctor.

"Well," says the bloke, "I was on my way there, but I came in here because I saw your light was on........"
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