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mike the mariner
June 4, 2009, 3:52pm

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Happy was having a go on himself as well.
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June 5, 2009, 1:41pm
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Two flies land on a cow pat and start eating.
One of the flies cocks his leg up and farts.
The other fly says "Brian! I'm trying to eat here"
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June 6, 2009, 11:37pm
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After listening to an elderly prostitute plead her case ,Judge Poe calls a brief recess and retires to his chambers.En route, he bumps into a colleage, Excuse me asks poe asks What would you give a 63 year old prosstitute? Let me think says his colleage,,,,,,, ten quid tops  


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June 6, 2009, 11:41pm
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Have you heard about the dyslexic pimp?  .

Hebought a warehouse,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, il get me coat


I WAS BORN UNDER THE PONTOON STAND
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mike the mariner
June 7, 2009, 1:44am

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What is E.T. short for?

He has little legs.
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June 7, 2009, 5:33am
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Quoted from mike the mariner
What is E.T. short for?

He has little legs.


worst joke ever!
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mike the mariner
June 7, 2009, 5:59am

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I've heard worse.
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June 9, 2009, 1:31pm

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Daffy duck walks into a chemist and asks for a condom
"OK" says the woman at the counter. "Do you want me to put it on your bill?"
"Dont be thuckin thupid!" he replied. "I'll thuckin thhuffocate!!!


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. =)
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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the Thames near Westminster.  



The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said  "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.  We're the same age, we were the same size as kids, I just don't get it."



"Well, said the big croc, what have you been eating ?



"Politicians, same as you", repled the smaller croc.



"Hmm.  Well, where did you catch them?"



"Down near the parking lot by Parliament".



"Same here.  Hmm.  How did you catch them?"



"Well, I crawl up under one of their tax-payer funded expensive cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.  Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh*t out of 'em and eat 'em!"



"Aah, says the big crocodile, I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the sh*t out of a politician, there's nothing left but an anus and a briefcase".  


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I am recovering in hospital after a road accident,

The day before a fortune teller informed me a load of money was heading my way,

What a laugh,

I just did not see the security van that knocked me down.


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