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barralad	March 6, 2009, 7:50pm
Mariners Trust Posts: 13,810 Posts Per Day: 2.31 Reputation: 79.47% Rep Score: +85 / -22 Approval: +9,301 Gold Stars: 127	Two Essex girls are sat on a park bench at night. One turns to the other and says "Trace which do you reckon is furthest away, Watford or The Moon?" Tracey replies: "Uh!!! Hello!! You can't see Watford from here...... COAT!! The aim of argument or discussion should not be victory but progress. Joseph Joubert.
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kingofthekippers	March 6, 2009, 10:10pm
Vodka Drinker Posts: 5,861 Posts Per Day: 0.98 Reputation: 88.78% Rep Score: +39 / -4 Approval: +6	Man takes his dog to the vet. After a while the vet says "I'm very sorry, I'm going to have to put your dog down" "Why?" says the man "Because he's heavy that's why" With apologies to Tommy Cooper. Mr McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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Meggy	March 11, 2009, 6:23pm
Lager Top Drinker Posts: 254 Posts Per Day: 0.04	Two cows in a field, one says, "Mooooooooooooo". The other replies, "You b@stard, I was going to say that!" Two cows in a field, one says, "What do you think about this here mad-cow disease?" The other replies, "Doesn't bother me mate. I'm a duck". How do you make a bull sweat? Give it a tight Jersey. Why do cows sometimes wear bells round their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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Teesknees	March 14, 2009, 10:53am
Fine Wine Drinker Posts: 1,411 Posts Per Day: 0.23 Reputation: 80.9% Rep Score: +9 / -2 Approval: +1,596 Gold Stars: 18	I was stung by a bee yesterday.. £20 for a jar of bloody honey!! My neighbours an un employed exorcist... an he's just had his house repossessed!!
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grimsby pete	March 14, 2009, 12:36pm
Exile Posts: 55,797 Posts Per Day: 9.78 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,842 Gold Stars: 222	An old bull and a young bull walking through a field see a dozen cows at the bottom of a hill. The young bull said, lets run down and make love to a couple of those cows. The old bull said NO ! Lets walk down, and make love to ALL of them.                              Over 37 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              69 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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Green27	March 15, 2009, 9:27pm
Vodka Drinker Posts: 5,506 Posts Per Day: 0.92 Reputation: 73.98% Rep Score: +15 / -6 Location: Woking Approval: +888 Gold Stars: 12	Two Peanuts are walking down the road..... one was assaulted We do the DN35 Podcast
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Ash	March 16, 2009, 4:51pm
Table Wine Drinker Posts: 711 Posts Per Day: 0.12 Reputation: 71.98% Rep Score: +0 / -1 Approval: -1	Jimmy Turns up to football training with a Broom, Why have you brought that asks the coach you said i was going to be the sweeper today jimmy says
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barralad	March 16, 2009, 6:21pm
Mariners Trust Posts: 13,810 Posts Per Day: 2.31 Reputation: 79.47% Rep Score: +85 / -22 Approval: +9,301 Gold Stars: 127	A lorry load of hair overturned on the M1 today. Police are combing the area. The aim of argument or discussion should not be victory but progress. Joseph Joubert.
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grimsby pete	March 16, 2009, 7:56pm
Exile Posts: 55,797 Posts Per Day: 9.78 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,842 Gold Stars: 222	2 young nuns get raped on the way to the village shop. One said, whatever are we going to tell mother superior, raped twice in one day. The other young nun said, twice ? what do you mean twice ? The 1st nun replied, well we are going the same way back aren't we. ?                              Over 37 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              69 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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Biccys	March 20, 2009, 1:45pm
Moderator Posts: 12,208 Posts Per Day: 2.03 Reputation: 72.32% Rep Score: +55 / -22 Approval: +1,226 Gold Stars: 27	2 pieces of road in a pub. A piece of green tarmac walked in. "Don't mess with him," says one piece of road to the other. "He's a cyclepath..." 11,167 76,962 @biccysthefishy £110,105 [url]https://www.easyfundraising.org.uk/causes/mariners-trust/[/url]
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