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BobbyCummingsTackle
November 24, 2023, 4:28pm
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Quoted from 123614
I'm bored answering all the crap people are posting on here about me, so I won't be reading any more or responding to any more posts.


*wipes away a tiny tear...*


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The British Army: coming in, upsetting everyone and flipping off like nothing happened.

Lucky for us he hasn’t smeared his own excrement all over the walls or smashed all the toilets off their fittings.
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I'd honestly like to meet Mr Bear in person, just to see if he's really like this   I reckon few vodkas down him in the local boozer and he could charge a fee
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No.  intercourse off with your this is England shite.

Your bigoted views do not represent my England.  Take your horrible excrement elsewhere please.


BaWB has a point.
How does your England look like?
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This is taking us slightly off topic but...

Would you be so kind as to explain the specific elements of a squirrel's minge that make it worthy of being an insult.

I have to be honest, up until your post I'd never given a second's thought to a squirrel's lady garden but I am now mentally dividing all the people I know into 2 groups, one of which will henceforth be described as squirrel minged.

Many thanks

The Bobster


I think this is very much on topic, particularly as we hang around the gates waiting for news on ‘Are Tel’.

It was more that Ms Black had a velvet underground resembling a squirrel, rather than a vertical smile reminiscent of a female squirrel’s furburger.

All pouchy, with swollen cheeks full of nuts.

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My guess is that he was given medical discharge after one of his infantry compatriots “accidentally” shot him in the ar$e on the rifle range.


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My guess is that he was given medical discharge after one of his infantry compatriots “accidentally” shot him in the ar$e on the rifle range.


Is that a euphamism?


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I think this is very much on topic, particularly as we hang around the gates waiting for news on ‘Are Tel’.

It was more that Ms Black had a velvet underground resembling a squirrel, rather than a vertical smile reminiscent of a female squirrel’s furburger.

All pouchy, with swollen cheeks full of nuts.



And possibly a similar colour.

*stares out of window while considering the similarities between Cilla Black's pudendum and a squirrel*

(and there's a sentence I didn't imagine I'd ever write)


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BaWB has a point.
How does your England look like?


Ok.  I'll bite.

What 'point' does he have?  That there are indeed extremists out there, across all walks of life, religion, creed, colour etc. etc.?  On that I won't argue and I don't disagree.

My England looks like a place that acknowledges that a few views don't represent a far larger group. It doesn't really care for colours, religions and indeed hate.  It welcomes the freedom that we all have of speech and thought.  What it doesn't welcome is bigoted views, regardless of where they come from.

Is that enough for you?
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