Coronavirus

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Hopefully for the next 40 years.

If only his father would have worn a Jiffy

Quoted from golfer

Michael gove in self isolation

Gove will be distraught. Would imagine he would have envisaged plenty of airtime and exposure over the coming days and weeks.

Quoted from Knut Anders Fosters Voles

If only his father would have worn a Jiffy

I remember a bunch of us got together at work to enter a slogan competition for Jiffy. We never heard back strangely.

“Don’t rely on your Mates. But do come in a Jiffy.”

Quoted from golfer

3 questions by the man himself - Piers Morgan  

If there was a nuclear strike would Raab be the one to press the button in retalliation ?

Shouldn't the rich be giving more  ?

Would it be a good idea to let a group of ex Prime Ministers run the country in these pressing times ?  ( ie  May,Cameron, Brown, Blair, Major )


      What a fking vanker

Morgan is a disgusting cretin of a man, self opinionated and quick to express his "expert" knowledge when in fact he is a Phone Hacking Soldier Sttch Up scum bag and should never be allowed air time.

hoping that all the experiments for a vaccine are successful. I have a few coppers invested in the French drug manufacturer Sanofi who are carrying out tests on Plaquenil which is a brand name for Hydroxychloroquine. I was pleasantly surprised to read today that a certain billionaire in USA is pushing this drug

Quoted from golfer

hoping that all the experiments for a vaccine are successful. I have a few coppers invested in the French drug manufacturer Sanofi who are carrying out tests on Plaquenil which is a brand name for Hydroxychloroquine. I was pleasantly surprised to read today that a certain billionaire in USA is pushing this drug

I thought that illegal immigrants from Mexico were responsible for pushing drugs.

If this is the end of the world, who would be best placed to be trusted as the final survivors?

We would have to mate at pace, which brings the Duracell bunny sh@gger potential of Gary Paul Colin Childs into the conversation. Even at 55 he CDAJATL. Childs would be allowed to select his harem from sticky, vintage 90’s jazz mags, bequeathed to him in Karren Brady’s estate.

To ensure that Childs doesn’t finger every food in the apocalyptic buffet before breakfast, Sr.Juan Manuel Mata García could provide male companionship and a cultured left foot.

I know what you are thinking. Can Childs show the requisite professionalism? I would like to believe that with mankind on the line Childs could marry probity and tenacity to procreate 12 hours per day, seven days a week.

To provide a bit of management nous, Hope Powell. Sometimes Mata is going to be overrun with Childs’ ferreting, so for me Clive, Powell is just going to provide that experience, that reassurance, that Mata requires in the first couple of years.

To me, this is the squad of saviours to survive the apocalypse.

Have you got my drugs KAFV?

Quoted from Knut Anders Fosters Voles

If this is the end of the world, who would be best placed to be trusted as the final survivors?

We would have to mate at pace, which brings the Duracell bunny sh@gger potential of Gary Paul Colin Childs into the conversation. Even at 55 he CDAJATL. Childs would be allowed to select his harem from sticky, vintage 90’s jazz mags, bequeathed to him in Karren Brady’s estate.

To ensure that Childs doesn’t finger every food in the apocalyptic buffet before breakfast, Sr.Juan Manuel Mata García could provide male companionship and a cultured left foot.

I know what you are thinking. Can Childs show the requisite professionalism? I would like to believe that with mankind on the line Childs could marry probity and tenacity to procreate 12 hours per day, seven days a week.

To provide a bit of management nous, Hope Powell. Sometimes Mata is going to be overrun with Childs’ ferreting, so for me Clive, Powell is just going to provide that experience, that reassurance, that Mata requires in the first couple of years.

To me, this is the squad of saviours to survive the apocalypse.

Didn't know Gary Childs was Grimsby's equivalent of Hugh Hefner?!?!

Quoted from smokey111

Didn't know Gary Childs was Grimsby's equivalent of Hugh Hefner?!?!

I like to think he shares more traits (and physical similarities) to Ron Jeremy. Childs wouldn’t mind getting his hands dirty for the future of bipedal civilisation. Clap for Childs