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blundellpork	March 30, 2023, 8:56pm
Table Wine Drinker Posts: 541 Posts Per Day: 0.09 Reputation: 72.83% Rep Score: +3 / -2 Approval: +1,655 Gold Stars: 32	There was a home game c 2012 when Derek Niven gave the ball away with practically every pass. I seem to recall one point when he put his head in his hands in complete despair. I think the crowd felt sorry for the poor fella more than anything else.
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Les Brechin	March 30, 2023, 9:07pm
Moderator Posts: 23,800 Posts Per Day: 4.17 Reputation: 82.43% Rep Score: +114 / -24 Location: Grimsby Approval: +12,713 Gold Stars: 174	Most of Serge Makofo's performances barring that game at Bath, where he somehow managed to score twice. [img]https://news.images.itv.com/image/file/402260/image_update_img.jpg[/img] OFFICIAL FUNDRAISER FOR THE BRAIN TUMOUR CHARITY TOTAL AMOUNT RAISED SINCE AUGUST 2008 £16613.24 LATEST DONATION - FROM DONATION FROM THE FISHY FORUM - AUG 2023 AMOUNT RAISED £170.00
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Maringer	March 30, 2023, 9:10pm
Barley Wine Drinker Posts: 11,208 Posts Per Day: 1.87 Reputation: 82.93% Rep Score: +60 / -12 Approval: +16,526 Gold Stars: 185	Remember Ademeno as well? Ankles of glass so was very rarely fit, but the couple of goals he did manage to score for us were both terrible mishits which somehow dribbled in past the keeper.
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immariner	March 30, 2023, 9:16pm
Whiskey Drinker Posts: 4,027 Posts Per Day: 0.67 Reputation: 82.35% Rep Score: +20 / -4 Location: Lincoln Approval: +3,413 Gold Stars: 61	Bungle! Mike Jeffrey. Cult hero. Scored at the Pontoon end once, somehow. I was in utter disbelief, it was a real *where you there moment
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marinerjase	March 30, 2023, 9:19pm
Champagne Drinker Posts: 2,141 Posts Per Day: 0.36 Reputation: 93.06% Rep Score: +31 / -1 Location: Grimsby Approval: +2,655 Gold Stars: 147	Beagries attempted dribble across your own area v Macclesfield, after being non existent even before that. ‘I just f*cking threw myself at it’ Mani D 23 May 2022
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Hants.Mariner	March 30, 2023, 9:20pm
Beer Drinker Posts: 139 Posts Per Day: 0.07 Reputation: 81.78% Rep Score: +1 / 0 Approval: +98 Gold Stars: 1	Anthony Straker at Bognor Regis. Lasted 60 minutes his final act was to back out of a header as the ball came towards him from a goal kick. The world weighs on my shoulders But what am I to do You sometimes drive me crazy But I worry about you
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promotion plaice	March 30, 2023, 9:32pm
Moderator Posts: 19,644 Posts Per Day: 3.85 Reputation: 64.79% Rep Score: +20 / -13 Location: Cleethorpes Approval: +17,068 Gold Stars: 198	Quoted from Spurn boy Murray Jones a centre forward signed from Brentford for £50,000 which was a lot of money in the early 90’s and scored 3 goals in 28 games who must be one of the worst centre forward’s I’ve seen play, was amazed he managed to score 3 times. Jimmy Gilligan wasn't much better and he cost £100,000 in the mid 80's. When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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bradzmilne	March 30, 2023, 9:45pm
Whiskey Drinker Posts: 3,549 Posts Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 84.24% Rep Score: +40 / -7 Location: Headingley Approval: +1,425 Gold Stars: 30	Lee Ridley away at York (2011-ish). The definition of “legs have gone”. Sleep well Icey, Matty and Richard. Keep each other company up there xx 4 Relegations in 18 Years - John Fenty’s legacy.
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140381	March 30, 2023, 9:52pm
Guest User	Quoted from marinerjase Beagries attempted dribble across your own area v Macclesfield, after being non existent even before that. There’s Beagrie! Knew he’d feature.
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barralad	March 30, 2023, 9:54pm
Mariners Trust Posts: 13,806 Posts Per Day: 2.32 Reputation: 79.47% Rep Score: +85 / -22 Approval: +9,290 Gold Stars: 126	Quoted from promotion plaice Jimmy Gilligan wasn't much better and he cost £100,000 in the mid 80's. The shock about Murray Jones was that we offloaded him for money! Somewhere around £75K if memory serves. The aim of argument or discussion should not be victory but progress. Joseph Joubert.
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