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Jarmo.Is.God
February 7, 2022, 9:13am

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Been wanting to get one arranged for a very long time.... But i've been scared to get one arranged for a very long time.

Can anyone give some advice etc on having it done?
Did it hurt?
Did it hurt after?
Any long term issues after having it done?

I want to be put to sleep, but i've spoken to a few, and they all say was just local anesthetic.
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It’s not as bad as it sounds Jarmo, I was worried before having mine done but needn't have been worried, yes the needle is sore but then you don’t feel anything after that (just slight tugging from the doctor) it’s over with quite quickly and the recovery time is quick, I was bruised for a round 3-4 days afterwards.


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Always remember that smell as the capped my tubes off … smoking bacon🥵
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I'm in the same boat as Jarmo. Covid lockdowns have given me an excuse not to pluck up the courage for a while now.
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February 7, 2022, 3:09pm
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It's not that bad at all. Bit weird but soreness after was pretty minimal for me.

I'd compare it to the dentist. Worse bit is the injection then it's a bit uncomfortable but you're numb so not painful.
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February 7, 2022, 3:24pm

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Had mine done over 40 years .

All i remember is i was black and blue down there but it did not stop me having my nookie the same night.


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Went to a doctors surgery in Lincoln for mine, bit sore for a couple of days. Took some paracetamol for about 48 hours but local anaesthetic is fine.
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February 8, 2022, 12:31pm

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I'm in the same boat as Jarmo. Covid lockdowns have given me an excuse not to pluck up the courage for a while now.




Covid sorted me right out in that regards to be fair!

I've spoken to drs, who put me through for referral.

They did ask a strange question:
What would i do if 1 of my 2 children die....

As if i would just replace them  
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February 8, 2022, 3:19pm
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Covid sorted me right out in that regards to be fair!

I've spoken to drs, who put me through for referral.

They did ask a strange question:
What would i do if 1 of my 2 children die....

As if i would just replace them  


You should have said with a serious demeanour and dead pan delivery

‘well it depends entirely on which one Doctor, do you mean the youngest or eldest!?’

….watch them squirm to see if you were indeed serious or not.




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February 10, 2022, 10:29am

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You should have said with a serious demeanour and dead pan delivery

‘well it depends entirely on which one Doctor, do you mean the youngest or eldest!?’

….watch them squirm to see if you were indeed serious or not.




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Quoted from Jarmo.Is.God
Been wanting to get one arranged for a very long time.... But i've been scared to get one arranged for a very long time.

Can anyone give some advice etc on having it done?
Did it hurt?
Did it hurt after?
Any long term issues after having it done?

I want to be put to sleep, but i've spoken to a few, and they all say was just local anesthetic.


Mine was fine.... a local and then a bit of soldering on the loose ends

They did it on a Thursday afternoon, was told to wear speedos for a couple of days (so over the weekend) and then back to work on the Monday

The only issue I had was the (ex) Mrs said it would mean more sex.... she lied!  
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February 13, 2022, 10:24pm
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Quoted from Sandford1981


You should have said with a serious demeanour and dead pan delivery

‘well it depends entirely on which one Doctor, do you mean the youngest or eldest!?’

….watch them squirm to see if you were indeed serious or not.




That last sentence makes it sound like you speak from experience 😆


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For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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February 13, 2022, 10:25pm
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Mine was fine.... a local and then a bit of soldering on the loose ends

They did it on a Thursday afternoon, was told to wear speedos for a couple of days (so over the weekend) and then back to work on the Monday

The only issue I had was the (ex) Mrs said it would mean more sex.... she lied!  


She didn’t say it meant more for you did she? 😉


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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February 14, 2022, 1:45pm
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That last sentence makes it sound like you speak from experience 😆


No need for a vasectomy for me, I find the combo of being ugly and having a ‘dad bod’ as the perfect contraceptive method available!


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Recommended. Avoids having more (unwanted) children to bring up.  Especially when you want to have more free time and money to enjoy life.

As long as you already have children to look after you in old age and/or pick a good care home for you.  😉

I was sent by my GP practice to Marie Stopes (private) in Leeds.  Some minor discomfort only, as others have said.  You get long term benefit and peace of mind.  And your wife is happy, so more football matches and footy on TV.
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It’s easy and painless . Small incision , cut the tubes , bend them back and cauterise them. On the nest the same night ! (Against recommendation).  No more kids, and if your wife is taking the pill then it’s not supposed to be healthy to take it for too long.

Get it done
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She didn’t say it meant more for you did she? 😉


You work in legal KM?

Should have read that small print eh?  
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You work in legal KM?

Should have read that small print eh?  


Ha ha! No. But I’ve worked with lawyers a fair bit. I am a pedant to be fair though so I suppose it comes naturally to me.


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They can try and reverse it, but no guarantee of success.
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Update, i've still not had it done....
Although i've had an 'assesment' and should be called in next month...

The scariest part now is, how do i shave my balls without bleeding to death
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Quoted from Jarmo.Is.God
Update, i've still not had it done....
Although i've had an 'assesment' and should be called in next month...

The scariest part now is, how do i shave my balls without bleeding to death


Pull the skin taught and go with the grain.  Apparently.
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Covid sorted me right out in that regards to be fair!

I've spoken to drs, who put me through for referral.

They did ask a strange question:
What would i do if 1 of my 2 children die....

As if i would just replace them  


Sounds like it's from the film Airplane lol 'hold a funeral, obviously, but what's this got to do with my testicles doctor?'
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Pull the skin taught and go with the grain.  Apparently.


With your username I’m not sure I’m taking your advice in relation to de-pubing a scrotum!😜


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With your username I’m not sure I’m taking your advice in relation to de-pubing a scrotum!😜


Trial and error resulted in that name  
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Update, i've still not had it done....
Although i've had an 'assesment' and should be called in next month...

The scariest part now is, how do i shave my balls without bleeding to death
I wouldn't do it pal.


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My wife used to be a HCA during minor surgeries, including vasectomies and often had to Bic mens balls.

I've just got the ball rolling (pun intended) for the snip and I am waiting for a consultation with the Doctor that will be doing it. At least my wife will be able to confirm if I need a Bic or not when it comes to it.
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How long do you have to go before you can masturbate after the procedure... asking for a friend.
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How long do you have to go before you can masturbate after the procedure... asking for a friend.


Asking for a friend? Pull the other one! 😅
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you have to masturbate or ejaculate  daily  for a month before taking a sample in to make sure all your swimmers are gone


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you have to masturbate or ejaculate  daily  for a month before taking a sample in to make sure all your swimmers are gone


Unless you've got private healthcare, in which case they can send somebody round to do it for you.
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I had my tubes done 2 years ago, if they get it right its pretty easy going to be fair.
Unfortunalty i had a mare lol . pulled the tube out then went to fry it it and it cant have been numbed as i hit roof lol

Anyway they renumbed it and it was great for a few days with the old tight y fronts on until the right nut started swelling up to the size of a cricket ball, bloody heamatoma.  2 weeks of work then all good. right gonad still biggerr thos but all done now.

It was rough for me but im sure 99% of them go really well and routine.
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How long do you have to go before you can masturbate after the procedure... asking for a friend.


They don't let you out of the room until you've cracked one out.
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Unless you've got private healthcare, in which case they can send somebody round to do it for you.


I got the wife to do it she didn't mind  


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