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Jarmo.Is.God
February 10, 2022, 10:29am

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You should have said with a serious demeanour and dead pan delivery

‘well it depends entirely on which one Doctor, do you mean the youngest or eldest!?’

….watch them squirm to see if you were indeed serious or not.




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February 11, 2022, 4:29pm
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Been wanting to get one arranged for a very long time.... But i've been scared to get one arranged for a very long time.

Can anyone give some advice etc on having it done?
Did it hurt?
Did it hurt after?
Any long term issues after having it done?

I want to be put to sleep, but i've spoken to a few, and they all say was just local anesthetic.


Mine was fine.... a local and then a bit of soldering on the loose ends

They did it on a Thursday afternoon, was told to wear speedos for a couple of days (so over the weekend) and then back to work on the Monday

The only issue I had was the (ex) Mrs said it would mean more sex.... she lied!  
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KingstonMariner
February 13, 2022, 10:24pm
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Quoted from Sandford1981


You should have said with a serious demeanour and dead pan delivery

‘well it depends entirely on which one Doctor, do you mean the youngest or eldest!?’

….watch them squirm to see if you were indeed serious or not.




That last sentence makes it sound like you speak from experience 😆


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Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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February 13, 2022, 10:25pm
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Mine was fine.... a local and then a bit of soldering on the loose ends

They did it on a Thursday afternoon, was told to wear speedos for a couple of days (so over the weekend) and then back to work on the Monday

The only issue I had was the (ex) Mrs said it would mean more sex.... she lied!  


She didn’t say it meant more for you did she? 😉


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February 14, 2022, 1:45pm
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That last sentence makes it sound like you speak from experience 😆


No need for a vasectomy for me, I find the combo of being ugly and having a ‘dad bod’ as the perfect contraceptive method available!


“I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards.” –Garth Marenghi
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Recommended. Avoids having more (unwanted) children to bring up.  Especially when you want to have more free time and money to enjoy life.

As long as you already have children to look after you in old age and/or pick a good care home for you.  😉

I was sent by my GP practice to Marie Stopes (private) in Leeds.  Some minor discomfort only, as others have said.  You get long term benefit and peace of mind.  And your wife is happy, so more football matches and footy on TV.
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It’s easy and painless . Small incision , cut the tubes , bend them back and cauterise them. On the nest the same night ! (Against recommendation).  No more kids, and if your wife is taking the pill then it’s not supposed to be healthy to take it for too long.

Get it done
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She didn’t say it meant more for you did she? 😉


You work in legal KM?

Should have read that small print eh?  
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You work in legal KM?

Should have read that small print eh?  


Ha ha! No. But I’ve worked with lawyers a fair bit. I am a pedant to be fair though so I suppose it comes naturally to me.


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They can try and reverse it, but no guarantee of success.
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