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Jarmo.Is.God
January 12, 2023, 10:43am

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Update, i've still not had it done....
Although i've had an 'assesment' and should be called in next month...

The scariest part now is, how do i shave my balls without bleeding to death
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OddShapedBalls
January 12, 2023, 1:48pm
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Update, i've still not had it done....
Although i've had an 'assesment' and should be called in next month...

The scariest part now is, how do i shave my balls without bleeding to death


Pull the skin taught and go with the grain.  Apparently.
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January 12, 2023, 1:49pm
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Covid sorted me right out in that regards to be fair!

I've spoken to drs, who put me through for referral.

They did ask a strange question:
What would i do if 1 of my 2 children die....

As if i would just replace them  


Sounds like it's from the film Airplane lol 'hold a funeral, obviously, but what's this got to do with my testicles doctor?'
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January 12, 2023, 2:33pm
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Pull the skin taught and go with the grain.  Apparently.


With your username I’m not sure I’m taking your advice in relation to de-pubing a scrotum!😜


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January 13, 2023, 8:39am
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With your username I’m not sure I’m taking your advice in relation to de-pubing a scrotum!😜


Trial and error resulted in that name  
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January 13, 2023, 3:13pm
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Update, i've still not had it done....
Although i've had an 'assesment' and should be called in next month...

The scariest part now is, how do i shave my balls without bleeding to death
I wouldn't do it pal.


One life,one love .
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January 13, 2023, 5:39pm
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My wife used to be a HCA during minor surgeries, including vasectomies and often had to Bic mens balls.

I've just got the ball rolling (pun intended) for the snip and I am waiting for a consultation with the Doctor that will be doing it. At least my wife will be able to confirm if I need a Bic or not when it comes to it.
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January 15, 2023, 9:20pm
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How long do you have to go before you can masturbate after the procedure... asking for a friend.
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January 19, 2023, 1:42pm
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How long do you have to go before you can masturbate after the procedure... asking for a friend.


Asking for a friend? Pull the other one! 😅
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you have to masturbate or ejaculate  daily  for a month before taking a sample in to make sure all your swimmers are gone


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