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Maringer
January 20, 2023, 2:06pm
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Quoted from Brazilnut
you have to masturbate or ejaculate  daily  for a month before taking a sample in to make sure all your swimmers are gone


Unless you've got private healthcare, in which case they can send somebody round to do it for you.
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I had my tubes done 2 years ago, if they get it right its pretty easy going to be fair.
Unfortunalty i had a mare lol . pulled the tube out then went to fry it it and it cant have been numbed as i hit roof lol

Anyway they renumbed it and it was great for a few days with the old tight y fronts on until the right nut started swelling up to the size of a cricket ball, bloody heamatoma.  2 weeks of work then all good. right gonad still biggerr thos but all done now.

It was rough for me but im sure 99% of them go really well and routine.
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How long do you have to go before you can masturbate after the procedure... asking for a friend.


They don't let you out of the room until you've cracked one out.
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Unless you've got private healthcare, in which case they can send somebody round to do it for you.


I got the wife to do it she didn't mind  


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