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chaos33
October 12, 2023, 5:04pm
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Well, if that’s true, it’s a f••k of a long way round the world to drag a person because of a HR/admin error. If I was Otis, or in the Town management I’d be pretty dam pi$$ed off.


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If Otis has flown all the way to Cambodia for no reason it will drive Paul pot-ty


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So on that basis he’s presumambly qualified to play for India . I am sure he will be delighted about that.
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See, if his request to change his name to Hkan, all would be fine.

It seems that his grandfather was born in Delhi. His qualification to play for Pakistan is dependent on his grandfather.

For those Geography students, Delhi is now in India, but was in India prior to 1947 partition. Sorry to be a historical nerd but since I have been challenged on pedantry, I thought I should clear that up.

Sorry to spoil your day….
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Hmmm…if Otis had been representing one of the petrostates, FIFA would have turned a blind eye, or opened another Swiss bank account for the ‘solidarity donation’.

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Otis must be pretty Wilde by now…

Well he was Grimsby based
He had a Fishy wife
He used to play weekends
It was the easy life
But then it turned around
And he began to change
She didn't wonder then
She didn't think it strange
But then he got a call
He had to leave that night
He couldn't say too much
But it would be alright
He didn't need to pack
They'd meet the next night
He had a job to do
Flying to Cambodia

And as the nights passed by
She tried to trace the past
The way he used to look
The way he used to laugh
I guess she'll never know
What got inside his belly
She couldn't make it out
His Grandad from Delhi
He had the saddest eyes
The girl had ever seen
He used to cry some nights
As though he lived a dream
And as she held him close
He used to search her face
As though she knew the truth
Lost inside Cambodia

But then a call came through
FIFA said he'd soon be home
She had to pack a case
And they would make a rendezvous
But now a season has passed
And not a single word
And all the love she knew
Has disappeared out in the haze

(Cambodia, don't cry now, no tears now)
And now the years have passed
With not a single word
But there is only one thing left
I know for sure
She won't see his face again
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For those Geography students, Delhi is now in India, but was in India prior to 1947 partition..


That`s cleared that up then.



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