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moosey_club
November 9, 2021, 9:32pm
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To mark this somber moment, here are my five favourite Montel Gibson FACTS:

1. Despite the name, Montel Gibson is NOT related to American talk show host Montel Williams.

2. The un-relations don’t end there - he is believed to share less than 60% of his DNA with ANY citrus fruit.

3. Despite this, his name is SPOOKILY an anagram of ‘big lemon snot’. Strange but true.

4. Unlike the late, great Vedat Dalokay, Montel Gibson has NEVER been a revered Turkish architect. This includes his time at Bedworth United in the 18/19 season.

5. Finally, Montel Gibson famously played no role whatsoever in the production of 1990 Hollywood blockbuster Edward Scissorhands (which grossed $86m at the box office). Reasons for this are understood to include that Montel is not qualified in any field of cinematography, and that he would not be born for another 7 years.


Not his fault he was offered a contract way beyond his capability or worth, who would turn down an offer like that? Don't think there is any particular reason he should be persecuted or mocked for that.

He wasn't really good enough but someone decided to spunk a 3yr deal on him......I don't really hold any grudges against him for that........well maybe a small one for the Covid breaking and gender party but otherwise its just another chapter closing in the sad tale of Holloway/JSF


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November 9, 2021, 9:38pm

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Oi Poojah, this is how we do it.....u missed Crofty calling him 'Montel Jordan' on radio humberside commentary.


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I'd agree with that Moosey, no need to take the urine, it's not like he forced the club to sign him.

I think he said he was laying railway sleepers or something like that when Holloway took a punt on him, just a hard working average joe who seized on a chance that was presented to him.

Looked to have a bit of ability, but was thrown straight into it because everyone else was shite/injured, even though Holloway said he was to be a long term project.
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Not his fault he was offered a contract way beyond his capability or worth, who would turn down an offer like that? Don't think there is any particular reason he should be persecuted or mocked for that.

He wasn't really good enough but someone decided to spunk a 3yr deal on him......I don't really hold any grudges against him for that........well maybe a small one for the Covid breaking and gender party but otherwise its just another chapter closing in the sad tale of Holloway/JSF


I wasn’t really taking the pìss out of the lad, just bored whilst trying to get my bloody kids to bed. My overriding sentiment towards Montel Gibson is indifference. Nothing more, nothing less.


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November 10, 2021, 12:44am

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Good. Go. Id have sympathy with him being shite if he hadnt thrown a flipping gender reveal party.

Another wonderful piece of transfer market magic by The Southern one


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November 10, 2021, 2:43am

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Good. Go. Id have sympathy with him being shite if he hadnt thrown a flipping gender reveal party.

Another wonderful piece of transfer market magic by The Southern one


I got arrested last time I tried that !  



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If that website (the name of it escapes me) that lists players' wages is to be believed, then he was on £700 a week.  Yep might be balderdash, but also he was singed by a mad man on a 3-year deal, so could well be true. If so then that's a big wage for such a shite player that's now off the payroll.


I have heard of the hair dryer treatment, but being singed is surely a criminal offence.  


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November 10, 2021, 10:24am
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Not his fault he was offered a contract way beyond his capability or worth, who would turn down an offer like that? Don't think there is any particular reason he should be persecuted or mocked for that.

He wasn't really good enough but someone decided to spunk a 3yr deal on him......I don't really hold any grudges against him for that........well maybe a small one for the Covid breaking and gender party but otherwise its just another chapter closing in the sad tale of Holloway/JSF


Going to have a sleepless night over the mental image of Hollowhead spunking on Montel Gibson. Thanks very much......


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November 10, 2021, 11:11am

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Imagine not signing Charles Vernam on a 1 year deal, but signing Montel Gibson on a 3. I mean, just imagine!


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Imagine not signing Charles Vernam on a 1 year deal, but signing Montel Gibson on a 3. I mean, just imagine!

Imagine not signing Vernam on a 1 year deal, but signing Montel Gibson on a 3 year deal as well as Ira Jackson Jr on a 2 year deal and Alhagi Touray Sisay on a 1 year deal.
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