Virgil Gomis

Quoted from louth_in_the_south

Poojah ... hate to say it but he’s trolled you to the max . Bet he’s laughing all the way to his sad little wan.k bank

Quoted from Poojah

I’ve got to be honest, I find something quite fascinating about the mindset behind internet trolling. I mean, what is it that possesses people to spend the precious time we have on this earth attempting to anonymously wind up people they don’t know on the internet forum of an unfashionable east coast football club?

Don’t get me wrong, my life’s not perfect - whose is? But I think if I had any of the following in my life, I’d do something else with my time:

• A wife, girlfriend or some other kind of life / sexual partner
  
• Mates
  
• Gainful employment of some kind
  
• An adequately sized pènis
  
• Money
  
• A sense of love and respect for oneself
  
• A sense of love and respect for others
  
• Drink
  
• Drugs
  
• A loving family
  
• A dog, perhaps
  
• Access to high quality internet porn
  
• Access to low quality internet porn
  
• Cigarettes
  
• A mother’s love
  
• A father’s acceptance
  
• A grainy photograph of Geri Halliwell at the ‘97 Brits when her tìts fell out
  
• Cheese
  
• The satisfying smell of creosote
  
• Toilet roll
  
• Toilet Duck (it’s a good back-up for drink in my experience)
  
• Eggs
  
• The emotional capability to express your inner thoughts in ways other than trolling people on internet forums
  
• The emotional capability to be able to change your own bedsheets, you unsanitary little bàstard
  
• Jaffa Cakes
  
• Ainsley Harriot’s feel good cookbook
  
• The memory of a friendly squirrel, hurriedly stashing away his nuts up an old oak tree on a crisp, Autumnal morning
  
• Hope
  
• Sexual magnetism
  
• A rare copy of Beavis and Butthead do America on DVD
  
• Pubes
  
• Custard (preferably without pubes)
  
• Underfloor heating
  
• A God
  
• An aga
  
• A multipack of those fake Wotsits that Aldi do
  
• A life plan
  
• Beef
  

I mean, I could go on, but well, I rather have already. But Boris (quite possibly your real name), on the basis that you appear to have so very, very little going on in your life may I just ask - you ok hun? x

Quoted from Heisenberg

On a serious note, is the Beavis & Butthead DVD really rare? I’ve got it. Let me know if you’d like to make me a lucrative offer.....

Quoted from BottesfordMariner

I am a bit puzzled by this signing. And it doesnt fit in with what Holloway said earlier in the week.

I welcome the lad and wish him well. But we have signed a few young unproven forwards in this window. Holloway said he wanted a goalscorer...a guy with a proven track record of scoring goals. Someone to rely on. Yet he signs yet another young unproven player just like the others. Quick look on wiki shows he's scored 1 goal in just under 30 professional appearances. Not quite the proven goalscorer we need.

I am baffled.

Quoted from Poojah

Not really. Was just a bit bored whilst getting the kids to bed.

Now I’m done I’m gonna go and spaff one out over a deepfake porn video I found featuring Dame Helen Mirren and the seven dwarves. After that I’ll probably just drink myself unconscious and accidentally vomit on the cat.

Honestly, so much going on. It’s exhausting. I feel for young Boris and his shallow, empty existence.