Virgil Gomis

Quoted from Boris Johnson

anyone know the squad total number now..is it 3 figures?

Why don't you just cancel your account and do us all a favour, there's another negativity at the moment, my god, you must be a blast at a party!..feel like buying you a one way ticket to the moon just to f@ck off!!

I assume it's Bruce Springsteen/Bob Dylan in a new guise.

If he has cost us nothing in wages, and Ollie has told him and the other 6 loanees not to expect to play in every game, then what's the problem on getting him here?

I’ve got to be honest, I find something quite fascinating about the mindset behind internet trolling. I mean, what is it that possesses people to spend the precious time we have on this earth attempting to anonymously wind up people they don’t know on the internet forum of an unfashionable east coast football club?

Don’t get me wrong, my life’s not perfect - whose is? But I think if I had any of the following in my life, I’d do something else with my time:

• A wife, girlfriend or some other kind of life / sexual partner
  
• Mates
  
• Gainful employment of some kind
  
• An adequately sized pènis
  
• Money
  
• A sense of love and respect for oneself
  
• A sense of love and respect for others
  
• Drink
  
• Drugs
  
• A loving family
  
• A dog, perhaps
  
• Access to high quality internet porn
  
• Access to low quality internet porn
  
• Cigarettes
  
• A mother’s love
  
• A father’s acceptance
  
• A grainy photograph of Geri Halliwell at the ‘97 Brits when her tìts fell out
  
• Cheese
  
• The satisfying smell of creosote
  
• Toilet roll
  
• Toilet Duck (it’s a good back-up for drink in my experience)
  
• Eggs
  
• The emotional capability to express your inner thoughts in ways other than trolling people on internet forums
  
• The emotional capability to be able to change your own bedsheets, you unsanitary little bàstard
  
• Jaffa Cakes
  
• Ainsley Harriot’s feel good cookbook
  
• The memory of a friendly squirrel, hurriedly stashing away his nuts up an old oak tree on a crisp, Autumnal morning
  
• Hope
  
• Sexual magnetism
  
• A rare copy of Beavis and Butthead do America on DVD
  
• Pubes
  
• Custard (preferably without pubes)
  
• Underfloor heating
  
• A God
  
• An aga
  
• A multipack of those fake Wotsits that Aldi do
  
• A life plan
  
• Beef
  

I mean, I could go on, but well, I rather have already. But Boris (quite possibly your real name), on the basis that you appear to have so very, very little going on in your life may I just ask - you ok hun? x

Another Poojah classic. 👏👏👏👏👏

I’m with you on the smell of creosote. I used to take a detour on the way to junior school just to smell a creosote fence (well to be honest first time it was to follow a girl, but once I smelt that fence). Sad but true. And not half as sad as ‘Boris no Johnson’.

Not really sure what people expect TBH? I’m Town to the core and have been for 40 + years and always will be,

BUT (as Pete would say)

Let’s be honest for the best part of a decade we’ve either been non league or in the lower part of the 4th Division.

Property is cheap but the area has a bit of a reputation arguably unfounded but when you’re from the Metropolis and have a big family support network around that base then the Grimsby area may not appeal.

Then we get to remuneration...... if you’re a young kid who’s getting his salary covered by his host club then you ain’t lost much. Again if you’re a free agent with an attitude (Wes Thomas) or who’s legs have gone then maybe.

If you’ve still got a bit to offer and have flirted with 6 figure salaries then I reckon you’ll be fixed up close to home and will miss the daily delights of driving past Killingholme at full pelt every day.

On the back of my cynicism let’s just get behind anyone who has enough faith in IH and GTFC to make the trip and pull on the shirt.

  

Quoted from Poojah

I’ve got to be honest, I find something quite fascinating about the mindset behind internet trolling. I mean, what is it that possesses people to spend the precious time we have on this earth attempting to anonymously wind up people they don’t know on the internet forum of an unfashionable east coast football club?

Don’t get me wrong, my life’s not perfect - whose is? But I think if I had any of the following in my life, I’d do something else with my time:

• A wife, girlfriend or some other kind of life / sexual partner
  
• Mates
  
• Gainful employment of some kind
  
• An adequately sized pènis
  
• Money
  
• A sense of love and respect for oneself
  
• A sense of love and respect for others
  
• Drink
  
• Drugs
  
• A loving family
  
• A dog, perhaps
  
• Access to high quality internet porn
  
• Access to low quality internet porn
  
• Cigarettes
  
• A mother’s love
  
• A father’s acceptance
  
• A grainy photograph of Geri Halliwell at the ‘97 Brits when her tìts fell out
  
• Cheese
  
• The satisfying smell of creosote
  
• Toilet roll
  
• Toilet Duck (it’s a good back-up for drink in my experience)
  
• Eggs
  
• The emotional capability to express your inner thoughts in ways other than trolling people on internet forums
  
• The emotional capability to be able to change your own bedsheets, you unsanitary little bàstard
  
• Jaffa Cakes
  
• Ainsley Harriot’s feel good cookbook
  
• The memory of a friendly squirrel, hurriedly stashing away his nuts up an old oak tree on a crisp, Autumnal morning
  
• Hope
  
• Sexual magnetism
  
• A rare copy of Beavis and Butthead do America on DVD
  
• Pubes
  
• Custard (preferably without pubes)
  
• Underfloor heating
  
• A God
  
• An aga
  
• A multipack of those fake Wotsits that Aldi do
  
• A life plan
  
• Beef
  

I mean, I could go on, but well, I rather have already. But Boris (quite possibly your real name), on the basis that you appear to have so very, very little going on in your life may I just ask - you ok hun? x

A classic is born !!

Quoted from Poojah

I’ve got to be honest, I find something quite fascinating about the mindset behind internet trolling. I mean, what is it that possesses people to spend the precious time we have on this earth attempting to anonymously wind up people they don’t know on the internet forum of an unfashionable east coast football club?

Don’t get me wrong, my life’s not perfect - whose is? But I think if I had any of the following in my life, I’d do something else with my time:

• A wife, girlfriend or some other kind of life / sexual partner
  
• Mates
  
• Gainful employment of some kind
  
• An adequately sized pènis
  
• Money
  
• A sense of love and respect for oneself
  
• A sense of love and respect for others
  
• Drink
  
• Drugs
  
• A loving family
  
• A dog, perhaps
  
• Access to high quality internet porn
  
• Access to low quality internet porn
  
• Cigarettes
  
• A mother’s love
  
• A father’s acceptance
  
• A grainy photograph of Geri Halliwell at the ‘97 Brits when her tìts fell out
  
• Cheese
  
• The satisfying smell of creosote
  
• Toilet roll
  
• Toilet Duck (it’s a good back-up for drink in my experience)
  
• Eggs
  
• The emotional capability to express your inner thoughts in ways other than trolling people on internet forums
  
• The emotional capability to be able to change your own bedsheets, you unsanitary little bàstard
  
• Jaffa Cakes
  
• Ainsley Harriot’s feel good cookbook
  
• The memory of a friendly squirrel, hurriedly stashing away his nuts up an old oak tree on a crisp, Autumnal morning
  
• Hope
  
• Sexual magnetism
  
• A rare copy of Beavis and Butthead do America on DVD
  
• Pubes
  
• Custard (preferably without pubes)
  
• Underfloor heating
  
• A God
  
• An aga
  
• A multipack of those fake Wotsits that Aldi do
  
• A life plan
  
• Beef
  

I mean, I could go on, but well, I rather have already. But Boris (quite possibly your real name), on the basis that you appear to have so very, very little going on in your life may I just ask - you ok hun? x

What sort of a weirdo buys fake Wotsits from Aldi    

Quoted from promotion plaice

What sort of a weirdo buys fake Wotsits from Aldi    

A sensible one. 😆

Quoted from promotion plaice

What sort of a weirdo buys fake Wotsits from Aldi    

Man of the people mate, or at least I will be when Aldi start making a parking space wide enough for my Range Rover Overfinch. I did try a disabled spot the other day, but there was a 65 plate Ford Fiesta in the next bay and I didn’t want to chance it...