Letter to the Bank of England

Don't worry. By the time the Bank of England have finished printing their way out of the shit the resultant inflation will mean we'll all be millionaires. By then of course a million pounds won't buy you a bag of crisps....

Not heard anything so I have composed a new letter:

Dear Mervyn,  

I am yet to hear from you, no doubt you have been mulling over the chance to undertake some "quantitative easing" in Grimsby Town Football Club. I write to you again because there has been a development since my letter was sent. Our beloved Chairman John Fenty has stood aside and Grimsby Town are now rudderless. This is a golden opportunity for your bank to take the helm should you wish to. Would the Bank of England be interested in not only financing the club but also joining the board (or even actually replacing what remains of the entire board)?

I don't represent the club but I reckon we could also name a stand after you. The Main Stand has seen better days. How about it gets a repaint financed by the bank and be renamed the Mervyn King stand? Or if you'd rather not hog the limelight we could call it the Quantitative Easing Stand instead? But we're getting into details now and I guess there's a lot to discuss.

I look forward to hearing from you. Shall we meet at a game to discuss things?

Quoted from GrimRob

Not heard anything so I have composed a new letter:

Dear Mervyn,  

I am yet to hear from you, no doubt you have been mulling over the chance to undertake some "quantitative easing" in Grimsby Town Football Club. I write to you again because there has been a development since my letter was sent. Our beloved Chairman John Fenty has stood aside and Grimsby Town are now rudderless. This is a golden opportunity for your bank to take the helm should you wish to. Would the Bank of England be interested in not only financing the club but also joining the board (or even actually replacing what remains of the entire board)?

I don't represent the club but I reckon we could also name a stand after you. The Main Stand has seen better days. How about it gets a repaint financed by the bank and be renamed the Mervyn King stand? Or if you'd rather not hog the limelight we could call it the Quantitative Easing Stand instead? But we're getting into details now and I guess there's a lot to discuss.

I look forward to hearing from you. Shall we meet at a game to discuss things?

How dare you Rob....the club will not be rudderless. It must be so because it is on the OS statement, second to last paragraph

http://www.grimsby-townfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10417~2456000,00.html

Quoted from GrimRob

Not heard anything so I have composed a new letter:

Dear Mervyn,  

I am yet to hear from you, no doubt you have been mulling over the chance to undertake some "quantitative easing" in Grimsby Town Football Club. I write to you again because there has been a development since my letter was sent. Our beloved Chairman John Fenty has stood aside and Grimsby Town are now rudderless. This is a golden opportunity for your bank to take the helm should you wish to. Would the Bank of England be interested in not only financing the club but also joining the board (or even actually replacing what remains of the entire board)?

I don't represent the club but I reckon we could also name a stand after you. The Main Stand has seen better days. How about it gets a repaint financed by the bank and be renamed the Mervyn King stand? Or if you'd rather not hog the limelight we could call it the Quantitative Easing Stand instead? But we're getting into details now and I guess there's a lot to discuss.

I look forward to hearing from you. Shall we meet at a game to discuss things?

You should give that letter the final Robin Cooper touch and send in a pencilled drawing/scrawl of the new ground as you'd like to see it.

The last question sounds like a threat lol