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 LOL!MR AVERAGE?!?!?!!?!?!
MORE LIKE MR LONELY MAN LOOKING FOR SEXY TIMES ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!! |
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I am sure that's the guy who was interviewed with Terry on Late Kick Off.
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Have you ever considered becoming a private detective Josh?
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Can't be. Have you seen the "Build: Average" bit?
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Have you ever considered becoming a private detective Josh?
Ha! No but it's running through my mind now. I shall wait for Terry to confirm before I send my application form off. |
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What on earth were you you looking for strange men for Josh?????
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You can start by finding out who SqueakyClean is as I'm guessing it's a regular poster who doesn't want everyone knowing that they frequent
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This thread is beginning to sound a tad gay. |
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What on earth were you you looking for strange men for Josh?????
I wasn't Wrawbs I was just pointing out the facts. I was just happy it wasn't my profile picture that came up. |
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You can start by finding out who SqueakyClean is as I'm guessing it's a regular poster who doesn't want everyone knowing that they frequent
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Isn't it Spoony? Has the Snooze button on it? |
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I wasn't Wrawbs I was just pointing out the facts. I was just happy it wasn't my profile picture that came up.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA thats the funniest thing ive seen on here all year! |
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Ha! No but it's running through my mind now. I shall wait for Terry to confirm before I send my application form off.
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your gonna look a bit sheepish when you have to walk past everyone in the lower smiths on friday night eh tone? old chinese proverb say "perverts on the internet should understand what theyre getting into" still,weve all seen worse i bet? all i can say is thank the lord i haven't got a daughter with a laptop with oddballs like you trawling about looking for girl private.........meow.  |
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his knob's average!
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whats wrong with average?!
Nothing at all, so is mine probably...........but you thought if he was advertizing for sex he would of BIGGED it up a bit. i'd love to see he face on fri night, but i'm in the mainstand  |
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Average Mmmm. I had a friend,sadly no longer alive,who we christened STUBBY for obvious reasons in the context of this thread who always maintained it's what you can do with it.He must have been good because he always pulled some spectacular companions and generated a fair amount of envy among us average blokes.  |
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he went to the circumsision clinic to be done,he was in with the surgeon a while when the doc came into the waiting room and said to tonys mother " im sorry missus hamilton but im afraid we couldn't perform the procedure on tony","you see theres no end to this sharp object" . |
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Maybe it was him that the Rochdale fans were singing to when then sung "Cum in a Trawler, you must have cum in a trawler" |
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Maybe it was him that the Rochdale fans were singing to when then sung "Cum in a Trawler, you must have cum in a trawler"
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Talking about yourselves sharp objects
come on tone its only a leg-pull me ole son, seriously though mate what were you thinking posting all your details and sexual preferences on a site that anyone on here can access your personal details? like iv'e said before i don't know you personally tony,but im thinking this thread is gonna make you a legend amongst all us seasoned perverts, we are not worthy oh warped one |
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come on tone its only a leg-pull me ole son, seriously though mate what were you thinking posting all your details and sexual preferences on a site that anyone on here can access your personal details? like iv'e said before i don't know you personally tony,but im thinking this thread is gonna make you a legend amongst all us seasoned perverts, we are not worthy oh warped one
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Warped, you don't know the meaning of it !! If you think that's warped we need to have a chat sometime I was going to suggest this is going non - footy. But on the other hand we are talking about "tackle"
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Maybe it was him that the Rochdale fans were singing to when then sung "Cum in a Trawler, you must have cum in a trawler"
No thats ''Cum in Tissue, he must've Cum in a tissue'' |
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Tony should stick to his 'GILFS' and plan to take some poor familys inheritence. Hey man lock up your gran Tony Hamilton is one sick man He doesn't like women pure He prefers them much mature He likes them knocking on Heavens door |
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I wouldn't make fun of him. There's probably the odd septuagenarian in NE Lincs who'd regard him as quite a catch
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Tony Hamilton was on the telly
We all laughed at his over hanging belly
So he turned to the net
Where bagging a granny looked a sure fire bet
But our Tony was found out
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A fat squeeky b@stard called Tone
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There once was a Town fan called Tony
whose member went all boney
Because he was being so shady
finding an old lady
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There once was a fat squeeky sharp object
Who boasts of his average size male private.
A pervy fat man
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GTFC_MAN or SNOOZE
He didn't know whixh one to choose
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He chose porky pies
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There once was a fella called Tony
Who was a little bit lonely
he wanted a granny
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Tony had one little wish
That he would finally get some success with fish
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he he this thread is great!!!
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His profile says he has no kids
Its because he prefers the bids
Old or wrinckley he isnt fussed
But being sketty is a must
Also boixing in sports fitness?
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1 last attempt
Our Tony's been internet dating
Because hes fed up of masturbating
Everyone thinks this guy is silly
Because he is talking about his average willy
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I wonder how many M+F couples have requested his squeakiness??.......my wife is keen....mind you she doesnt have a nose......
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There once was a squeeky fat get
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There once was a squeeky fat get
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This thread is great please keep it up. Literature isn't my strong suit so I'll leave the limericks to those who are making me chuckle almost every hour.
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There once was a squeeky fat get
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i am a saddo called gtfc man
i wouldnt mind kn0bbing your gran
but the oldies prefer to knit
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On TV in a hat,
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18 to 80 is my age range I like variety, it's not strange skinny or fat, young or old I don't care I'm Tony the bold A swordmans of the non fussy type I'll shag your granny all through the night I live at home with my mum I need a female for sexy fun I hunt high and low for sex Cos to much wanking is giving me a complex It's made my voice unually high And the hairs on my palms make me cry Somebody intercourse me or I'll burst My built up man jiuce into mommy's purse |
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Tony should stick to his 'GILFS' and plan to take some poor familys inheritence. Hey man lock up your gran Tony Hamilton is one sick man He doesn't like women pure He prefers them much mature He likes them knocking on Heavens door
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A bloke called Clarkies mate
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There once was a squeeky fat get
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There once was a squeeky fat get
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The ballad of Croney Tony
There once was a fellow called Tony
Whose life had become rather lonely
So he looked on the net
For a busty brunette
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The ballad of Croney Tony
There once was a fellow called Tony
Whose life had become rather lonely
So he looked on the net
For a busty brunette
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There once was a man named Tony the tank,
No-one sat next to him cos he flipping stank!
Eighteen to eighty?
Get a grip matey!
Your only action is a male masturbation!
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Tony's profile got creepier
As he sat there feeling much friskier,
He may be a goon,
But he needs a date soon,
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There was an odd bloke called Tony,
Who wanted to feed a Gran's pony,
But she said "you stink
You can't have my pink"
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There once was a fat squeeky man,
Who couldn't find a naughty gran,
He house shares,
With a couple of queers,
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42 sad and lonely
Is an old minger called Tony
Slightly hairy with a pot belly
Tony the sex pest
Prefers thighs of jelly
On the net, night and day
Looking for a granny
who'll go all the way
Some old biddy to take him to Heaven and back
With Granny's mammaries swung around her back
Giddgy up granny I'm almost there
Tony wakes up as he cum's on his teddy bear
It's all dream a wet one at that
And what's worse in his bed he has shat
More stains on Tony's sheets
Through excrement and cum off his wet dreams
I need a woman lifes not fair
Maybe if you change your underwear
Take a bath and clean up you may become in demand
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42 sad and lonely
Is an old minger called Tony
Slightly hairy with a pot belly
Tony the sex pest
Prefers thighs of jelly
On the net, night and day
Looking for a granny
who'll go all the way
Some old biddy to take him to Heaven and back
With Granny's mammaries swung around her back
Giddgy up granny I'm almost there
Tony wakes up as he cum's on his teddy bear
It's all dream a wet one at that
And what's worse in his bed he has shat
More stains on Tony's sheets
Through excrement and cum off his wet dreams
I need a woman lifes not fair
Maybe if you change your underwear
Take a bath and clean up you may become in demand
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How about this young lady Tony, she say's shes only 79! |
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How about this young lady Tony, she say's shes only 79!
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I could not tell at this stage
What is Tony's preferred age
18 to 80 is what he says
because hes had zero lays
His chances stopped with his profile pic
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Maybe a few posters on here could take their Grandmas to the match tomorrow evening and Tony could choose one in The Imp before the game.
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He called himself Clarky's Mate
And she was only 78
The sight of her wrinkle
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With a woman just turned eighty eight
He said 'i can't take this tension'
As he came on her pension
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Quoted from Civvy at last
There once was a squeeky fat get
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Till a woman said "matey"
"I'm ugly and 80
But I still aint that desperate yet
Pure Class
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Its just my personal view
But retaliation is long overdue
It has to be said
I wish you all dead
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Its just my personal view
But retaliation is long overdue
It has to be said
I wish you all dead
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SNOOZE had something to say
Nothing had gone his way
He wrote a post
Laughed at by most
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Its just my personal view
But retaliation is long overdue
It has to be said
I wish you all dead
Cause that's nearer the age i'd shag you
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Tony H likes old bids
Likes old Bids
Likes old Bids
Tony H likes old bids
He's a wierdo
Clarkies mate likes old ladies
Likes old ladies
Likes old Ladies
Clarkies mate likes old ladies
He likes them blind
Failing that he digs them up
He digs them up
Failing that he digs them up
He's one sick intercourse.
Come on guys lets write some more
write some more
write some more
Come on guys lets write some more
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Its just my personal view
But retaliation is long overdue
It has to be said
I wish you all dead
Cause there seems to be a very long queue
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Hey I have an idea! Does anyone have a contact for Nana Moon from Freemo, we can help Tony to lose hos virginity at last! |
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Tony the chubby slob
Had a bloody average knob
He advertised it on the net
for some muff he had not met yet
He wants them almost 6 foot under
But why? is what makes us wonder
Rejected by the girls he has met
Is why grannies are all he can get
He's up for anything is our Tone
Lots of bondage will make him moan
Not too much or he'll squeak
God his sex life does look bleak
He will get abuse in the Imp
Not just because he acts like a gimp
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Tony gets all horney
At the thought of dating a woman of one hundred and forty
His GILF fetish causes a scene
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have you ever laughed so much your face actually hurts? the gallows humour of the working class football fan is what makes britain great. hey,if that tony chap shows up in the imp or strutts his stuff in front of the lower smiths tommorrow night then i will take my hat off to the lad he's one brave motherf.u.c.k.e.r..................well technically not mother,more like grandma/great aunt/dead female relative? im thinking that dating site post will be a bigger regret for him than the regret hitler felt when his gas bill dropped through the letterbox |
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and the fishy increased his fears.
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have you ever laughed so much your face actually hurts? the gallows humour of the working class football fan is what makes britain great. hey,if that tony chap shows up in the imp or strutts his stuff in front of the lower smiths tommorrow night then i will take my hat off to the lad he's one brave motherf.u.c.k.e.r..................well technically not mother,more like grandma/great aunt/dead female relative? im thinking that dating site post will be a bigger regret for him than the regret hitler felt when his gas bill dropped through the letterbox
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Whilst walking around Blundell Park
Someone to Tony made a remark
That he liked shagging grannies
With a really dry fannies
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Whilst Tony was alone in the dark
He decided he liked old granny Lark
She was around 102
And smelt like a nasty poo
But that was all he was able to do
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Grimsby's runt, they call him SNOOZE
It's his virginity he's hoping to lose
Anything for some randy lust
Young'un or old'un he's not fussed
Its the latter that he will probably choose
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Our mate the user called Snooze
I think he needs to lay off the booze
It's gone to his head
He likes his women (nearly) dead
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I saw him in a taxi in Town (today - true and he looked a little sheepish)
He looked a bit like a clown
He definitely had a frown
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Tony is now mates with Jozef
They both sit together in Row Z
The are on a conquest for mothers and daughters
To take them back to old Joze quaters
Elizabeth is sad
she doesn't want to share her dad
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The post of Poet Laureate is safe.
Not in the hands of that woman it isn't....I'm starting a campaign...Civvy for Poet Laureate |
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My first attempt which started all these poems/lymerics off was easily the best! I declare myself the winner |
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Humberside Police are searching for a man who has exposed himself to elderly women. Police say the man is wanted in at least six incidents.
The suspect is described as a white male, about 40 years old, with short brown hair, average tackle length, a medium build and about 5'10" tall.
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Not in the hands of that woman it isn't....I'm starting a campaign...Civvy for Poet Laureate
Mine was much better, stop bumming each other |
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Humberside Police are searching for a man who has exposed himself to elderly women. Police say the man is wanted in at least six incidents.
The suspect is described as a white male, about 40 years old, with short brown hair, average tackle length, a medium build and about 5'10" tall.
Victims say he has a distinctive squeaky voice and an unpleasant smell.
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It's hard to imagine the sight,
Of a knobhound stalking the night,
For a mummy or granny,
Or any old fanny,
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To the tune of "You fill up my senses"
He fills up his bedroom
With pics of old grannys
With packets of condoms
With smelly old muffs
Like a night out in Scunthorpe
With a dirty old fanny
Old G-T-F-C man
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This thread has done wanders for my depression, obviously not for yours Tony sorry
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There was a young man called tony
Whose willy was average n bony
His ad was quite bold
He likes em young, middle or old
The Fishy lads raised the tension
He's after their beaver n pension
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The fishy boys gave Tony some sh1t
Which he did not like 1 bit
We mocked hid love for old age (women)
Which he replied with a rage
but we still thinks he's a bloody t1t
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Our man Tony was having a moan
About the fellas we've had on loan
So we gave him some abuse
Like we didnt need another excuse
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There once was a squeeky fat get
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We now have our own "Mr Average",
Whose tastes we don't all agree with,
He likes wizened Grannies,
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Oh super grey and whites
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Oh super grey and whites
Come thrill me again
Your asking Hamilton to thrill you..... AGAIN !!
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Our Tony was quite a poet
He wrote a lyric to show it
He felt such a knob
because he's a slob
so he trawled the net for someone to blow it
sorry thats really my last one
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Our Tony was quite a poet
He wrote a lyric to show it
He felt such a knob
because he's a slob
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sorry thats really my last one
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There was a young man called Hammo
He trawled the web to get slammo
He wanted 18-80 fanny
He targets the kids and their nanny
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Only just seen this. Classic! Any songs to sing to him tonight?
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No doubt someone will have put a copy of the picture of him on the Imperial Hotel bar door for tonight.
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No doubt someone will have put a copy of the picture of him on the Imperial Hotel bar door for tonight.
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No doubt someone will have put a copy of the picture of him on the Imperial Hotel bar door for tonight.
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Not in the hands of that woman it isn't....I'm starting a campaign...Civvy for Poet Laureate
Are you not a fan of Duffy or don't you think women should be Poet Laureate? Never read any of her stuff myself ,so have no opinion. Civvys' limerick was pretty good though. |
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Surely this will find it's way to the classic thread page ? Biccy's?
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Tony once sang a happy Tune
As he was dating Nanna Moon
He thought she was fit
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There once was a stinker called Tony
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There will be trouble tonight in the Imp
If theres an appearance from Tony the gimp
His odour you cannot ignore
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Another lyric about Grimsby's pimp
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There will be trouble tonight in the Imp
If theres an appearance from Tony the gimp
His odour you cannot ignore
but his voice will annoy you more
Another lyric about Grimsby's pimp
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Civvy my bottom, he is a novice in the poet stakes |
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Civvy my bottom, he is a novice in the poet stakes
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Our Tony was quite a poet
He wrote a lyric to show it
He felt such a knob
because he's a slob
so he trawled the net for someone to blow it
sorry thats really my last one
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I saw average Tone outside the stadium tonight... with friends! Shocked me.
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I saw average Tone outside the stadium tonight... with friends! Shocked me.
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Oh I know your Ted Hughes in disguise
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So, so good.
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