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 LOL!MR AVERAGE?!?!?!!?!?!
MORE LIKE MR LONELY MAN LOOKING FOR SEXY TIMES ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!
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I am sure that's the guy who was interviewed with Terry on Late Kick Off.
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Have you ever considered becoming a private detective Josh?
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Have you ever considered becoming a private detective Josh?
Ha! No but it's running through my mind now. I shall wait for Terry to confirm before I send my application form off. 
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What on earth were you you looking for strange men for Josh?????
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You can start by finding out who SqueakyClean is as I'm guessing it's a regular poster who doesn't want everyone knowing that they frequent uk-sex-contact.com!
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This thread is beginning to sound a tad gay. 
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What on earth were you you looking for strange men for Josh?????
I wasn't Wrawbs I was just pointing out the facts. I was just happy it wasn't my profile picture that came up. 
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You can start by finding out who SqueakyClean is as I'm guessing it's a regular poster who doesn't want everyone knowing that they frequent uk-sex-contact.com!
Isn't it Spoony? Has the Snooze button on it?
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Given how Tony has the voice of a eight year old girl and smells like a tramp I thought the 'SqueakyClean' username was pretty funny. 
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I wasn't Wrawbs I was just pointing out the facts. I was just happy it wasn't my profile picture that came up. 
I came out in a hot sweat, I thought people were on to me 
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA thats the funniest thing ive seen on here all year! 
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Ha! No but it's running through my mind now. I shall wait for Terry to confirm before I send my application form off. 
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Don't think it is FUNNY
I think it is utter genius of biblical proportions. Praise the Lord you filthmeister.
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your gonna look a bit sheepish when you have to walk past everyone in the lower smiths on friday night eh tone? old chinese proverb say "perverts on the internet should understand what theyre getting into" still,weve all seen worse i bet? all i can say is thank the lord i haven't got a daughter with a laptop with oddballs like you trawling about looking for girl private.........meow. 
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his knob's average!
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whats wrong with average?! 
Nothing at all, so is mine probably...........but you thought if he was advertizing for sex he would of BIGGED it up a bit. i'd love to see he face on fri night, but i'm in the mainstand 
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What does it say on the tin vicar?
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in Arial, size 16.
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in Arial, size 16.
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Average Mmmm. I had a friend,sadly no longer alive,who we christened STUBBY for obvious reasons in the context of this thread who always maintained it's what you can do with it.He must have been good because he always pulled some spectacular companions and generated a fair amount of envy among us average blokes. 
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he went to the circumsision clinic to be done,he was in with the surgeon a while when the doc came into the waiting room and said to tonys mother " im sorry missus hamilton but im afraid we couldn't perform the procedure on tony","you see theres no end to this sharp object"  .
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Maybe it was him that the Rochdale fans were singing to when then sung "Cum in a Trawler, you must have cum in a trawler" 
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Maybe it was him that the Rochdale fans were singing to when then sung "Cum in a Trawler, you must have cum in a trawler" 
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Talking about yourselves sharp objects
come on tone its only a leg-pull me ole son, seriously though mate what were you thinking posting all your details and sexual preferences on a site that anyone on here can access your personal details? like iv'e said before i don't know you personally tony,but im thinking this thread is gonna make you a legend amongst all us seasoned perverts, we are not worthy oh warped one 
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come on tone its only a leg-pull me ole son, seriously though mate what were you thinking posting all your details and sexual preferences on a site that anyone on here can access your personal details? like iv'e said before i don't know you personally tony,but im thinking this thread is gonna make you a legend amongst all us seasoned perverts, we are not worthy oh warped one 
Warped, you don't know the meaning of it !! If you think that's warped we need to have a chat sometime I was going to suggest this is going non - footy. But on the other hand we are talking about "tackle" 
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Warped, you don't know the meaning of it !! If you think that's warped we need to have a chat sometime I was going to suggest this is going non - footy. But on the other hand we are talking about "tackle" 
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hmmm very good mrsqueekyclean it`s just gotta be spoony ... and with out doubt one of the best posts ofr the year
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Maybe it was him that the Rochdale fans were singing to when then sung "Cum in a Trawler, you must have cum in a trawler" 
No thats ''Cum in Tissue, he must've Cum in a tissue''
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One of the very few times this site has had me in fits of laughter.  Great stuff.
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Tony should stick to his 'GILFS' and plan to take some poor familys inheritence. Hey man lock up your gran Tony Hamilton is one sick man He doesn't like women pure He prefers them much mature He likes them knocking on Heavens door 
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Also, Dumbo Humbo strikes again, this thread had died a slow death and was creeping to 2nd page obscurity. Now he's bumped it, it'll be enjoyed by the masses for a few more days to come. 
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I wouldn't make fun of him. There's probably the odd septuagenarian in NE Lincs who'd regard him as quite a catch 
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I wouldn't make fun of him. There's probably the odd septuagenarian in NE Lincs who'd regard him as quite a catch 
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Only just seen this. Pure class. And maybe he's been lucky with it. He has been a bit awol recently.
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Tony Hamilton was on the telly We all laughed at his over hanging belly So he turned to the net Where bagging a granny looked a sure fire bet But our Tony was found out By what was a pretty good shout So a new username he will create Because his rep is in a state
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A fat squeeky b@stard called Tone Needs a granny so he'll get a bone (on) so he looked on the net but he ain't found one yet Coz he can't find a desperate old crone.
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There once was a Town fan called Tony whose member went all boney Because he was being so shady finding an old lady They all thought he was a bit phoney
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There once was a fat squeeky sharp object Who boasts of his average size male private. A pervy fat man Best lock up your gran and the smell of him just makes you sick
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Tony had one little wish That he would finally get some success with fish So he tried internet dating With view to some mating but failed cos he smells of pish
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His profile says he has no kids Its because he prefers the bids Old or wrinckley he isnt fussed But being sketty is a must Also boixing in sports fitness?
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1 last attempt
Our Tony's been internet dating Because hes fed up of masturbating Everyone thinks this guy is silly Because he is talking about his average willy No wonder he is getting such a slating
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I wonder how many M+F couples have requested his squeakiness??.......my wife is keen....mind you she doesnt have a nose......
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I wonder how many M+F couples have requested his squeakiness??.......my wife is keen....mind you she doesnt have a nose......
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There once was a squeeky fat get who went trawling for sex on the net Till a woman said "matey" "I'm ugly and 80 But I still aint that desperate yet
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There once was a squeeky fat get who went trawling for sex on the net Till a woman said "matey" "I'm ugly and 80 But I still aint that desperate yet
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At what point does this thread become internet bullying? Oh it's hamilton your on about. Please feel free to carry on some of the limericks are mighty fine. I'm sorry to say that Civvy's last effort is the best of the lot so far. 
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This thread is great please keep it up. Literature isn't my strong suit so I'll leave the limericks to those who are making me chuckle almost every hour.
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There once was a squeeky fat get who went trawling for sex on the net Till a woman said "matey" "I'm ugly and 80 But I still aint that desperate yet
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i am a saddo called gtfc man i wouldnt mind kn0bbing your gran but the oldies prefer to knit because i smell like a cess pit maybe i'll try pulling a tran
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There once was a man with a stink, who desperately sort after pink. On TV in a hat, He looked like a prat. Or possibly the missing link.
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18 to 80 is my age range I like variety, it's not strange skinny or fat, young or old I don't care I'm Tony the bold A swordmans of the non fussy type I'll shag your granny all through the night I live at home with my mum I need a female for sexy fun I hunt high and low for sex Cos to much wanking is giving me a complex It's made my voice unually high And the hairs on my palms make me cry Somebody intercourse me or I'll burst My built up man jiuce into mommy's purse 
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Tony should stick to his 'GILFS' and plan to take some poor familys inheritence. Hey man lock up your gran Tony Hamilton is one sick man He doesn't like women pure He prefers them much mature He likes them knocking on Heavens door 
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A bloke called Clarkies mate Took a pensioner out on a date She impailed his small member Til the 4th of September Which sealed the sweaty felicitations fate !
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There once was a squeeky fat get who went trawling for sex on the net Till a woman said "matey" "I'm ugly and 80 But I still aint that desperate yet
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There once was a squeeky fat get who went trawling for sex on the net Till a woman said "matey" "I'm ugly and 80 But I still aint that desperate yet
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The ballad of Croney Tony
There once was a fellow called Tony Whose life had become rather lonely So he looked on the net For a busty brunette Or failing that for a wizened old croney
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The ballad of Croney Tony
There once was a fellow called Tony Whose life had become rather lonely So he looked on the net For a busty brunette Or failing that for a wizened old croney
hahaha, my favourite so far!!
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There once was a man named Tony the tank, No-one sat next to him cos he flipping stank! Eighteen to eighty? Get a grip matey! Your only action is a male masturbation!
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Tony's profile got creepier As he sat there feeling much friskier, He may be a goon, But he needs a date soon, Or he'll have to try nechrophilia.
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There was an odd bloke called Tony, Who wanted to feed a Gran's pony, But she said "you stink You can't have my pink" So Tony is still really lonely.
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There once was a fat squeeky man, Who couldn't find a naughty gran, He house shares, With a couple of queers, So he had to make do with a man!
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42 sad and lonely Is an old minger called Tony Slightly hairy with a pot belly Tony the sex pest Prefers thighs of jelly
On the net, night and day Looking for a granny who'll go all the way Some old biddy to take him to Heaven and back With Granny's mammaries swung around her back
Giddgy up granny I'm almost there Tony wakes up as he cum's on his teddy bear It's all dream a wet one at that And what's worse in his bed he has shat
More stains on Tony's sheets Through excrement and cum off his wet dreams I need a woman lifes not fair Maybe if you change your underwear Take a bath and clean up you may become in demand Until then Tony your lifes in your hand
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42 sad and lonely Is an old minger called Tony Slightly hairy with a pot belly Tony the sex pest Prefers thighs of jelly
On the net, night and day Looking for a granny who'll go all the way Some old biddy to take him to Heaven and back With Granny's mammaries swung around her back
Giddgy up granny I'm almost there Tony wakes up as he cum's on his teddy bear It's all dream a wet one at that And what's worse in his bed he has shat
More stains on Tony's sheets Through excrement and cum off his wet dreams I need a woman lifes not fair Maybe if you change your underwear Take a bath and clean up you may become in demand Until then Tony your lifes in your hand
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How about this young lady Tony, she say's shes only 79! 
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How about this young lady Tony, she say's shes only 79! 
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I could not tell at this stage What is Tony's preferred age 18 to 80 is what he says because hes had zero lays His chances stopped with his profile pic because I saw his face and was sick I noticed he had an overhanging belly and was pretty smelly
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There once was a man called Tone, Who spent his life all alone He tried internet date sites, But there's no hiding from us Fishyites, As we laugh at his average bone.
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You've not got the hang of limericks yet have you Wrawbs.....
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Maybe a few posters on here could take their Grandmas to the match tomorrow evening and Tony could choose one in The Imp before the game. 
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Maybe a few posters on here could take their Grandmas to the match tomorrow evening and Tony could choose one in The Imp before the game. 
My Grandad has been dead for 20 years now...but Grandma still isn't that desperate yet.
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Quoted from Civvy at last
There once was a squeeky fat get who went trawling for sex on the net Till a woman said "matey" "I'm ugly and 80 But I still aint that desperate yet
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Its just my personal view But retaliation is long overdue It has to be said I wish you all dead Cause there seems to be a very long queue
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Its just my personal view But retaliation is long overdue It has to be said I wish you all dead Cause that's nearer the age i'd shag you
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Tony H likes old bids Likes old Bids Likes old Bids Tony H likes old bids He's a wierdo
Clarkies mate likes old ladies Likes old ladies Likes old Ladies Clarkies mate likes old ladies He likes them blind
Failing that he digs them up He digs them up Failing that he digs them up He's one sick intercourse.
Come on guys lets write some more write some more write some more Come on guys lets write some more And all laugh at Tony
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Its just my personal view But retaliation is long overdue It has to be said I wish you all dead Cause there seems to be a very long queue
We saw you on tele with Terry, as the chinks say, we all saw your 'berry' your smelly and fat with a stupid wooly hat its time you lost your cherry.
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Hey I have an idea! Does anyone have a contact for Nana Moon from Freemo, we can help Tony to lose hos virginity at last! 
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Tony the chubby slob Had a bloody average knob He advertised it on the net for some muff he had not met yet
He wants them almost 6 foot under But why? is what makes us wonder Rejected by the girls he has met Is why grannies are all he can get
He's up for anything is our Tone Lots of bondage will make him moan Not too much or he'll squeak God his sex life does look bleak
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have you ever laughed so much your face actually hurts? the gallows humour of the working class football fan is what makes britain great. hey,if that tony chap shows up in the imp or strutts his stuff in front of the lower smiths tommorrow night then i will take my hat off to the lad he's one brave motherf.u.c.k.e.r..................well technically not mother,more like grandma/great aunt/dead female relative? im thinking that dating site post will be a bigger regret for him than the regret hitler felt when his gas bill dropped through the letterbox 
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have you ever laughed so much your face actually hurts? the gallows humour of the working class football fan is what makes britain great. hey,if that tony chap shows up in the imp or strutts his stuff in front of the lower smiths tommorrow night then i will take my hat off to the lad he's one brave motherf.u.c.k.e.r..................well technically not mother,more like grandma/great aunt/dead female relative? im thinking that dating site post will be a bigger regret for him than the regret hitler felt when his gas bill dropped through the letterbox 
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Our mate the user called Snooze I think he needs to lay off the booze It's gone to his head He likes his women (nearly) dead And rants like a fool when Town lose
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I saw him in a taxi in Town (today - true and he looked a little sheepish) He looked a bit like a clown He definitely had a frown I reckon he's feeling down
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Tony is now mates with Jozef They both sit together in Row Z The are on a conquest for mothers and daughters To take them back to old Joze quaters Elizabeth is sad she doesn't want to share her dad But would rather be dead than have Mr Hamilton
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The post of Poet Laureate is safe.
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The post of Poet Laureate is safe.
Not in the hands of that woman it isn't....I'm starting a campaign...Civvy for Poet Laureate
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My first attempt which started all these poems/lymerics off was easily the best! I declare myself the winner 
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Humberside Police are searching for a man who has exposed himself to elderly women. Police say the man is wanted in at least six incidents.
The suspect is described as a white male, about 40 years old, with short brown hair, average tackle length, a medium build and about 5'10" tall.
Victims say he has a distinctive squeaky voice and an unpleasant smell.
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Not in the hands of that woman it isn't....I'm starting a campaign...Civvy for Poet Laureate
Mine was much better, stop bumming each other 
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Humberside Police are searching for a man who has exposed himself to elderly women. Police say the man is wanted in at least six incidents.
The suspect is described as a white male, about 40 years old, with short brown hair, average tackle length, a medium build and about 5'10" tall.
Victims say he has a distinctive squeaky voice and an unpleasant smell.
Or was it our Vicar? 
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It's hard to imagine the sight, Of a knobhound stalking the night, For a mummy or granny, Or any old fanny, That would would sooooooooothe this pervert's plight.
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To the tune of "You fill up my senses"
He fills up his bedroom With pics of old grannys With packets of condoms With smelly old muffs Like a night out in Scunthorpe With a dirty old fanny Old G-T-F-C man Will gas you again.
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This thread has done wanders for my depression, obviously not for yours Tony sorry
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There was a young man called tony Whose willy was average n bony His ad was quite bold He likes em young, middle or old The Fishy lads raised the tension He's after their beaver n pension
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The fishy boys gave Tony some sh1t Which he did not like 1 bit We mocked hid love for old age (women) Which he replied with a rage but we still thinks he's a bloody t1t
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Our man Tony was having a moan About the fellas we've had on loan So we gave him some abuse Like we didnt need another excuse As this thread has shown
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There once was a squeeky fat get who went trawling for sex on the net Till a woman said "matey" "I'm ugly and 80 But I still aint that desperate yet
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We now have our own "Mr Average", Whose tastes we don't all agree with, He likes wizened Grannies, With gizzards for fannies And threesomes with strangers his dream is.
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Oh super grey and whites Come thrill me again
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Oh super grey and whites Come thrill me again
Your asking Hamilton to thrill you..... AGAIN !!
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Our Tony was quite a poet He wrote a lyric to show it He felt such a knob because he's a slob so he trawled the net for someone to blow it
sorry thats really my last one
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Our Tony was quite a poet He wrote a lyric to show it He felt such a knob because he's a slob so he trawled the net for someone to blow it
sorry thats really my last one
haha, it's a good one to sign off with!
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There was a young man called Hammo He trawled the web to get slammo He wanted 18-80 fanny He targets the kids and their nanny
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Only just seen this. Classic! Any songs to sing to him tonight?
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No doubt someone will have put a copy of the picture of him on the Imperial Hotel bar door for tonight.
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No doubt someone will have put a copy of the picture of him on the Imperial Hotel bar door for tonight.
Tonight in the Imp would be banter if he turned up
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No doubt someone will have put a copy of the picture of him on the Imperial Hotel bar door for tonight.
you trying to put ideas into peoples heads terry
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Not in the hands of that woman it isn't....I'm starting a campaign...Civvy for Poet Laureate
Are you not a fan of Duffy or don't you think women should be Poet Laureate? Never read any of her stuff myself ,so have no opinion. Civvys' limerick was pretty good though.
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Surely this will find it's way to the classic thread page ? Biccy's?
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Tony once sang a happy Tune As he was dating Nanna Moon He thought she was fit But she dumped him really quick When she realised he was a stinking loon
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There once was a stinker called Tony Who's passion for town was quite phoney When he fancies some f@nny You best lock up your granny sorry, Squeeky's at home feeling lonely.
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There will be trouble tonight in the Imp If theres an appearance from Tony the gimp His odour you cannot ignore but his voice will annoy you more Another lyric about Grimsby's pimp
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There will be trouble tonight in the Imp If theres an appearance from Tony the gimp His odour you cannot ignore but his voice will annoy you more Another lyric about Grimsby's pimp
You are getting quite good at this, you have obviously learnt from the master 
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Civvy my bottom, he is a novice in the poet stakes 
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Civvy my bottom, he is a novice in the poet stakes 
Oh I know your Ted Hughes in disguise
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Our Tony was quite a poet He wrote a lyric to show it He felt such a knob because he's a slob so he trawled the net for someone to blow it
sorry thats really my last one
Now Wrawby has learned how to rhyme Some limericks of his are sublime Although he's no poet I think we all know it Will he now read them out at halftime?
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I saw average Tone outside the stadium tonight... with friends! Shocked me.
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I saw average Tone outside the stadium tonight... with friends! Shocked me.
He was in the Imp
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Oh I know your Ted Hughes in disguise
Isn't Ted Hughes dead?  Bloody good disguise..
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So, so good.
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