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There once was a fat squeeky man,
Who couldn't find a naughty gran,
He house shares,
With a couple of queers,
So he had to make do with a man!
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42 sad and lonely
Is an old minger called Tony
Slightly hairy with a pot belly
Tony the sex pest
Prefers thighs of jelly

On the net, night and day
Looking for a granny
who'll go all the way
Some old biddy to take him to Heaven and back
With Granny's mammaries swung around her back

Giddgy up granny I'm almost there
Tony wakes up as he cum's on his teddy bear
It's all dream a wet one at that
And what's worse in his bed he has shat

More stains on Tony's sheets
Through excrement and cum off his wet dreams
I need a woman lifes not fair
Maybe if you change your underwear
Take a bath and clean up you may become in demand
Until then Tony your lifes in your hand





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rather be a codhead than a scunt
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Quoted from Marinerz93
42 sad and lonely
Is an old minger called Tony
Slightly hairy with a pot belly
Tony the sex pest
Prefers thighs of jelly

On the net, night and day
Looking for a granny
who'll go all the way
Some old biddy to take him to Heaven and back
With Granny's mammaries swung around her back

Giddgy up granny I'm almost there
Tony wakes up as he cum's on his teddy bear
It's all dream a wet one at that
And what's worse in his bed he has shat

More stains on Tony's sheets
Through excrement and cum off his wet dreams
I need a woman lifes not fair
Maybe if you change your underwear
Take a bath and clean up you may become in demand
Until then Tony your lifes in your hand





lmfao


rather be a codhead than a scunt




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How about this young lady Tony, she say's shes only 79!




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How about this young lady Tony, she say's shes only 79!



Boom-chick-a-wow-wow....


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I could not tell at this stage
What is Tony's preferred age
18 to 80 is what he says
because hes had zero lays
His chances stopped with his profile pic
because I saw his face and was sick
I noticed he had an overhanging belly
and was pretty smelly
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You've not got the hang of limericks yet have you Wrawbs.....


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There once was a man called Tone,
Who spent his life all alone
He tried internet date sites,
But there's no hiding from us Fishyites,
As we laugh at his average bone.


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You've not got the hang of limericks yet have you Wrawbs.....


no that on was just rhyming
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Maybe a few posters on here could take their Grandmas to the match tomorrow evening and Tony could choose one in The Imp before the game.  



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