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I think I have found where GTFC_MAN has gone!!!!!

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marinerian
April 1, 2010, 10:51pm Report to Moderator

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Quoted from fivestarfish
Humberside Police are searching for a man who has exposed himself to elderly women. Police say the man is wanted in at least six incidents.

The suspect is described as a white male, about 40 years old, with short brown hair, average tackle length, a medium build and about 5'10" tall.

Victims say he has a distinctive squeaky voice and an unpleasant smell.


Or was it our Vicar?  


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It's hard to imagine the sight,
Of a knobhound stalking the night,
For a mummy or granny,
Or any old fanny,
That would would sooooooooothe this pervert's plight.



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To the tune of "You fill up my senses"

He fills up his bedroom
With pics of old grannys
With packets of condoms
With smelly old muffs
Like a night out in Scunthorpe
With a dirty old fanny
Old G-T-F-C man
Will gas you again.



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This thread has done wanders for my depression, obviously not for yours Tony sorry
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Quoted from Les Brechin
To the tune of "You fill up my senses"

He fills up his bedroom
With pics of old grannys
With packets of condoms
With smelly old muffs
Like a night out in Scunthorpe
With a dirty old fanny
Old G-T-F-C man
Will gas you again.




That one comes a close second to my attempt  


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April 2, 2010, 12:15am Report to Moderator
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There was a young man called tony
Whose willy was average n bony
His ad was quite bold
He likes em young, middle or old
The Fishy lads raised the tension
He's after their beaver n pension
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The fishy boys gave Tony some sh1t
Which he did not like 1 bit
We mocked hid love for old age (women)
Which he replied with a rage
but we still thinks he's a bloody t1t
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Our man Tony was having a moan
About the fellas we've had on loan
So we gave him some abuse
Like we didnt need another excuse
As this thread has shown
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Quoted from Civvy at last
There once was a squeeky fat get
who went trawling for sex on the net
Till a woman said "matey"
"I'm ugly and 80
But I still aint that desperate yet



Gets my vote


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We now have our own "Mr Average",
Whose tastes we don't all agree with,
He likes wizened Grannies,
With gizzards for fannies
And threesomes with strangers his dream is.


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