It's hard to imagine the sight, Of a knobhound stalking the night, For a mummy or granny, Or any old fanny, That would would sooooooooothe this pervert's plight.
No attempt at ethical or social seduction can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred of the Tory party. So far as I'm concerned they're lower than vermin. Aneurin Bevan.
He fills up his bedroom With pics of old grannys With packets of condoms With smelly old muffs Like a night out in Scunthorpe With a dirty old fanny Old G-T-F-C man Will gas you again.
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He fills up his bedroom With pics of old grannys With packets of condoms With smelly old muffs Like a night out in Scunthorpe With a dirty old fanny Old G-T-F-C man Will gas you again.
There was a young man called tony Whose willy was average n bony His ad was quite bold He likes em young, middle or old The Fishy lads raised the tension He's after their beaver n pension
The fishy boys gave Tony some sh1t Which he did not like 1 bit We mocked hid love for old age (women) Which he replied with a rage but we still thinks he's a bloody t1t
We now have our own "Mr Average", Whose tastes we don't all agree with, He likes wizened Grannies, With gizzards for fannies And threesomes with strangers his dream is.
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