There once was a squeeky fat get who went trawling for sex on the net Till a woman said "matey" "I'm ugly and 80 But I still aint that desperate yet
The wife was going away for a girly weekend. I jokingly remarked 'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football' 'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked
She said 'Well you already know how to play football'
This thread is great please keep it up. Literature isn't my strong suit so I'll leave the limericks to those who are making me chuckle almost every hour.
i am a saddo called gtfc man i wouldnt mind kn0bbing your gran but the oldies prefer to knit because i smell like a cess pit maybe i'll try pulling a tran
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Sometimes the world is just too cruel to have funny things at the bottom of your post !!!
18 to 80 is my age range I like variety, it's not strange skinny or fat, young or old I don't care I'm Tony the bold A swordmans of the non fussy type I'll shag your granny all through the night
I live at home with my mum I need a female for sexy fun I hunt high and low for sex Cos to much wanking is giving me a complex It's made my voice unually high And the hairs on my palms make me cry Somebody intercourse me or I'll burst My built up man jiuce into mommy's purse
Supporting the Mighty Mariners for over 30 years, home town club is were the heart and soul is and it's great to be a part of it.
Jesus’ disciple Peter, picked up a fish to get the tribute money from it, Jesus left his thumb print on the fish, bless'ed is the Haddock.
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