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I think I have found where GTFC_MAN has gone!!!!!

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somersetmariner
March 31, 2010, 5:49pm

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she does....and all the relevant sex toys - rubber gloves, disinfectant......


you can take the boy out of grimsby......but you can't take grimsby out of his soul, his blood, his semen!  
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Marinerz93
March 31, 2010, 6:24pm

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House share  = living at home with mum

he's not the only loser we know, our old friend fans64 seems to have an account too



Supporting the Mighty Mariners for over 30 years, home town club is were the heart and soul is and it's great to be a part of it.

Jesus’ disciple Peter, picked up a fish to get the tribute money from it, Jesus left his thumb print on the fish, bless'ed is the Haddock.
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Civvy at last
March 31, 2010, 8:32pm

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There once was a squeeky fat get
who went trawling for sex on the net
Till a woman said "matey"
"I'm ugly and 80
But I still aint that desperate yet


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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barralad
March 31, 2010, 9:07pm
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Quoted from Civvy at last
There once was a squeeky fat get
who went trawling for sex on the net
Till a woman said "matey"
"I'm ugly and 80
But I still aint that desperate yet


Now THAT'S Genius!!


I have an inferiority complex-It's not a very good one though.
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theicenian
March 31, 2010, 9:38pm

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At what point does this thread become internet bullying?


Oh it's hamilton your on about.


Please feel free to carry on some of the limericks are mighty fine. I'm sorry to say that Civvy's last effort is the best of the lot so far.
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March 31, 2010, 9:52pm
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This thread is great please keep it up.  Literature isn't my strong suit so I'll leave  the limericks to those who are making me chuckle almost every hour.
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March 31, 2010, 9:58pm

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Quoted from Civvy at last
There once was a squeeky fat get
who went trawling for sex on the net
Till a woman said "matey"
"I'm ugly and 80
But I still aint that desperate yet


awesome.........sometimes you realise you are in the company of geniuses


<*(((><

    Sometimes the  world is just too cruel to have funny things at the bottom of your post !!!
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Brazilnut
March 31, 2010, 10:04pm

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i am a saddo called gtfc man
i wouldnt mind kn0bbing your gran
but the oldies prefer to knit
because i smell like a cess pit
maybe i'll try pulling a tran


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    Sometimes the  world is just too cruel to have funny things at the bottom of your post !!!
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mike the mariner
March 31, 2010, 10:22pm

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There once was a man with a stink,
who desperately sort after pink.
On TV in a hat,
He looked like a prat.
Or possibly the missing link.
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Marinerz93
March 31, 2010, 10:34pm

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18 to 80 is my age range
I like variety, it's not strange
skinny or fat, young or old
I don't care I'm Tony the bold
A swordmans of the non fussy type
I'll shag your granny all through the night

I live at home with my mum
I need a female for sexy fun
I hunt high and low for sex
Cos to much wanking is giving me a complex
It's made my voice unually high
And the hairs on my palms make me cry
Somebody intercourse me or I'll burst
My built up man jiuce into mommy's purse


Supporting the Mighty Mariners for over 30 years, home town club is were the heart and soul is and it's great to be a part of it.

Jesus’ disciple Peter, picked up a fish to get the tribute money from it, Jesus left his thumb print on the fish, bless'ed is the Haddock.
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