It's Official, Luton is a Sh*t H*le!

After you......

Quoted from jock dock tower

After you......

Well this is what i would do

Bring back 10p tax rate

Everything what costs over 200k they need to pay a 50% add on to the government, so for example if i buy a mansion from Wayne rooney for 4 million i will need to give wayne 4 million and give the government an extra 2 million

, also anybody earning over 400k a,year has to pay 50% tax

Sell the taxpayers bank

Cut borrowing

Pull out of the treaty of Antarctica and get drilling for oil now

Cut bankers bonuses

Cut overseas aid, if they cannot afford good water that is there countrys problem to sort not ours,i know it sounds awful but it neeeds to be done

Bring back capital punishment for those who plead guilty to murder and charge let spectators watch the hanging but charged each spectator a fiver

Money generated by doing all this can pay off our countrys debt and will mean local councils will get more money to spend on the area

Quoted from aaron rattray

Well this is what i would do

Bring back 10p tax rate

Everything what costs over 200k they need to pay a 50% add on to the government, so for example if i buy a mansion from Wayne rooney for 4 million i will need to give wayne 4 million and give the government an extra 2 million

, also anybody earning over 400k a,year has to pay 50% tax

Sell the taxpayers bank

Cut borrowing

Pull out of the treaty of Antarctica and get drilling for oil now

Cut bankers bonuses

Cut overseas aid, if they cannot afford good water that is there countrys problem to sort not ours,i know it sounds awful but it neeeds to be done

Bring back capital punishment for those who plead guilty to murder and charge let spectators watch the hanging but charged each spectator a fiver

Money generated by doing all this can pay off our countrys debt and will mean local councils will get more money to spend on the area

The new Barrymore strikes again....Absolutely but accidentally hilarious!! I've got a better idea aaron. Let's build a big stadium-I've even thought of a name for it-The Colisseum. We could make people convicted of certain crimes fight to the death AND make people pay to watch. We could clear the cost by getting companies like Group 4 to sponsor the fights. I mean they aren't much good at keeping them locked up.

On a more serious note if you think that somehow in the 21st. century people with the money and know how to stop people dying from drinking contaminated water shouldn't do so then you are more lacking in basic intelligence than even Um Bongo would give you credit for. But keep making us laugh  

Quoted from aaron rattray

Well this is what i would do

Bring back 10p tax rate

Everything what costs over 200k they need to pay a 50% add on to the government, so for example if i buy a mansion from Wayne rooney for 4 million i will need to give wayne 4 million and give the government an extra 2 million

, also anybody earning over 400k a,year has to pay 50% tax

Sell the taxpayers bank

Cut borrowing

Pull out of the treaty of Antarctica and get drilling for oil now

Cut bankers bonuses

Cut overseas aid, if they cannot afford good water that is there countrys problem to sort not ours,i know it sounds awful but it neeeds to be done

Bring back capital punishment for those who plead guilty to murder and charge let spectators watch the hanging but charged each spectator a fiver

Money generated by doing all this can pay off our countrys debt and will mean local councils will get more money to spend on the area

Aaron this is the post of the year mate, i especially like the bit were you would charge a fiver to watch the hangings.

Really made me giggle did this, keep up the good work mate. Hehehe

Thanks barralad and mackenzie, it was all abit of fun, i don't have a clue about politics  

Must admit it made have a wee chuckle as well, although I did think a fiver was pushing it in these times of austerity.

There isn't the technology to drill for oil at Antartica yet especially as the ice can be up to 2 miles thick.  The oil that has been drilled in the south artic isn't a good enough grade to make a fortune out of it.

http://www.rockhopperexploration.co.uk/rockhopper/investors/reports.html

we have everything needed in this country to make us self sufficient yet we over the years have allowed the infrastructure of industry i.e. coal,steel,oil,cars,farming to be run into the ground to placate our masters in Brussels.
now to  sort the country out  we need to get out of this stupid European union and get back to running our own country in our best interests.
lets put an end to unchecked immigration,foreign aid, we even give money to Indian who b.t.w can afford a space programme!
lets hit the leeches in london (bankers) etc with a 50% tax rate, they keep saying if we tax them too much they will move elsewhere,no they won't, this is a country of nearly 70 million mugs that are easily bullied into paying  through the nose for everything without complaint so they aren't gonna pass that one up are they?

the thing i find saddest is that our youngsters have very little hope for the future,i see them everyday doing agency work and i,m very concerned by their collective apathy.
i really worry whats going to happen when we get flooded by even more foreign parasites from Romania and Bulgaria

Quoted from the ace face

we have everything needed in this country to make us self sufficient yet we over the years have allowed the infrastructure of industry i.e. coal,steel,oil,cars,farming to be run into the ground to placate our masters in Brussels.
now to  sort the country out  we need to get out of this stupid European union and get back to running our own country in our best interests.
lets put an end to unchecked immigration,foreign aid, we even give money to Indian who b.t.w can afford a space programme!
lets hit the leeches in london (bankers) etc with a 50% tax rate, they keep saying if we tax them too much they will move elsewhere,no they won't, this is a country of nearly 70 million mugs that are easily bullied into paying  through the nose for everything without complaint so they aren't gonna pass that one up are they?

the thing i find saddest is that our youngsters have very little hope for the future,i see them everyday doing agency work and i,m very concerned by their collective apathy.
i really worry whats going to happen when we get flooded by even more foreign parasites from Romania and Bulgaria

I think you'll find that we certainly cannot produce enough of our own food which puts us at a massive economic disadvantage. We now have no industry to balance the books.....

...and it wasn't the EU who poked our manufacturing base, 'twas the Great She Cow, in an act of vengeance against organised labour after the 3 day week in the 1970's. We can't produce anything any more bar lattes.