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JESUS AT THE CENTRE
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Indeed - typo


When we going for that coffee?
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I'm confused.
Was Lee told by the new owners that this would soon become a paid role?
If not, why should he just expect to be paid for a job that's been voluntary for years?
Have people now become expectant of the new owners to just throw money about everywhere?

As a volunteer, you don't have to be paid for anything, so to be paid for travel is a bonus surely?

I'm also confused why he's decided to go on twitter to cause a scene? Which he's since deleted...
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Luckily, some of Fenty’s ‘bugs’, leftover from recording ‘The Entrapment of Michael Jolley (Season 2)’, are still concealed in the Blundell Park boardroom, so we do have a verbatim version of events…



Lee Blease: We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, by adapting it, ‘Cöck’’ where it once said ‘Cook’, and it says ‘Passes’ now where it once said ‘Pïsses’, so it’s slightly less rude…I loved your article in the Guardian, by the way.
 
Jason Stockwood:       Really?
 
Lee:        I loved that phrase you used, it was very clever – ‘Hardcore not B-corp’
 
Jason:       No, it was the opposite. ‘B-corp not hardcore’.
 
Lee:        Well whatever. Because that is me. I’m B-corp, but I watch…. I suppose what you’re trying to say is, you don’t want another Siriki Dembélé on your hands.
 
Jason:       No, that is what we want.
 
Lee:        I’m your man.
 
Jason:       That’s what I wanted to talk about, Lee. Your career. I can see a lot of very exciting opportunities ahead for you, really I can.
 
Lee:        Oh, can I just say this is music to my ears, Here’s to our future relationship at Blundell Park.
 
Jason:       You know, I don’t think you should see your future just at Grimsby Town, Lee. I just think it’s time for you to consider moving on to new pastures.
 
Lee:        Have I got the Mrs Mighty Mariner topless shoot?
 
Jason:       There’s so many opportunities for a man –
 
Lee:        [Interrupting] Let, let, let me rephrase that. Can I… no, in fact I’ll just repeat the question. Have I got the Mrs Mighty Mariner topless shoot?
 
Jason:       No.
 
Lee:        [Quietly] Thank you. That’s all I wanted to know.
 
Jason:       Look, Lee, I don’t want you feel that the… I don’t want you to feel that the doors have all closed here at the Club. If you come up with anything else, then please, I don’t want you to hesitate to call…
 
Lee:        Tony, I’ve, look I’ve just bought a new mirrorless camera. It’s got an auto-bokeh function. One press and its blurrier than Japanese pörn.
 
Jason:       We don’t owe you a living.
 
Lee:        That’s – that’s – that’s bollöcks, but carry on.
 
[Lee is now nervously playing with his lower lip. He looks to be in great pain]
 
Jason:       It’s not…
 
Lee:        [Interrupting in child-like imitation] Ooo…let me tweet that. B-corp, B-corp, B-corp
 
Jason:       Lee you’re making a fool of yourself.
 
Lee:        [Beginning with a painful, high-pitched whine] Who-oo…who-oo… who do you think you are?
 
Jason:       Well unfortunately for you, I am the Chairman of Grimsby Town Football Club.
 
[The two men stare at each other for a second.]
 
Lee:        [Forcing a smile] Oh, let’s forget about all this!
 
[Lee takes his fork and stabs it deep into a large block of cheese. He holds it aloft in his right hand.]
 
Lee:        Do you want some cheese?
 
Jason:       [Sitting back, slightly worried] No thanks.
 
Lee:        [Sniffs it] Mmm. Quite nice. Smells. Do you want to smell it? [Lee offers the cheese, still on the end of his fork, to Jason.]
 
Jason:       No thanks.
 
Lee:        Smell my Blease cheese.
 
Jason:       No I don’t want to.
 
Lee:        [More forcefully] Smell my Blease cheese!
 
Jason:       Lee, please.
 
[Lee gets up from his seat and thrusts the cheese into Jason’s face]
 
Lee:        [Shouting] It’s Lee Blease, you mother! I’ve got cheese! This is cheese! Do you know who I am? I’m Lee Blease!
 


Amazing.
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Strange how this has come about right after the re-introduction of Mighty Mariner…


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Quoted from Jarmo.Is.God
I'm confused.
Was Lee told by the new owners that this would soon become a paid role?
If not, why should he just expect to be paid for a job that's been voluntary for years?
Have people now become expectant of the new owners to just throw money about everywhere?

As a volunteer, you don't have to be paid for anything, so to be paid for travel is a bonus surely?

I'm also confused why he's decided to go on twitter to cause a scene? Which he's since deleted...


My HP told me that the club wanted to pay all its volunteers.
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Luckily, some of Fenty’s ‘bugs’, leftover from recording ‘The Entrapment of Michael Jolley (Season 2)’, are still concealed in the Blundell Park boardroom, so we do have a verbatim version of events…



Lee Blease: We managed to rectify it, though, because it now says, by adapting it, ‘Cöck’’ where it once said ‘Cook’, and it says ‘Passes’ now where it once said ‘Pïsses’, so it’s slightly less rude…I loved your article in the Guardian, by the way.
 
Jason Stockwood:       Really?
 
Lee:        I loved that phrase you used, it was very clever – ‘Hardcore not B-corp’
 
Jason:       No, it was the opposite. ‘B-corp not hardcore’.
 
Lee:        Well whatever. Because that is me. I’m B-corp, but I watch…. I suppose what you’re trying to say is, you don’t want another Siriki Dembélé on your hands.
 
Jason:       No, that is what we want.
 
Lee:        I’m your man.
 
Jason:       That’s what I wanted to talk about, Lee. Your career. I can see a lot of very exciting opportunities ahead for you, really I can.
 
Lee:        Oh, can I just say this is music to my ears, Here’s to our future relationship at Blundell Park.
 
Jason:       You know, I don’t think you should see your future just at Grimsby Town, Lee. I just think it’s time for you to consider moving on to new pastures.
 
Lee:        Have I got the Mrs Mighty Mariner topless shoot?
 
Jason:       There’s so many opportunities for a man –
 
Lee:        [Interrupting] Let, let, let me rephrase that. Can I… no, in fact I’ll just repeat the question. Have I got the Mrs Mighty Mariner topless shoot?
 
Jason:       No.
 
Lee:        [Quietly] Thank you. That’s all I wanted to know.
 
Jason:       Look, Lee, I don’t want you feel that the… I don’t want you to feel that the doors have all closed here at the Club. If you come up with anything else, then please, I don’t want you to hesitate to call…
 
Lee:        Tony, I’ve, look I’ve just bought a new mirrorless camera. It’s got an auto-bokeh function. One press and its blurrier than Japanese pörn.
 
Jason:       We don’t owe you a living.
 
Lee:        That’s – that’s – that’s bollöcks, but carry on.
 
[Lee is now nervously playing with his lower lip. He looks to be in great pain]
 
Jason:       It’s not…
 
Lee:        [Interrupting in child-like imitation] Ooo…let me tweet that. B-corp, B-corp, B-corp
 
Jason:       Lee you’re making a fool of yourself.
 
Lee:        [Beginning with a painful, high-pitched whine] Who-oo…who-oo… who do you think you are?
 
Jason:       Well unfortunately for you, I am the Chairman of Grimsby Town Football Club.
 
[The two men stare at each other for a second.]
 
Lee:        [Forcing a smile] Oh, let’s forget about all this!
 
[Lee takes his fork and stabs it deep into a large block of cheese. He holds it aloft in his right hand.]
 
Lee:        Do you want some cheese?
 
Jason:       [Sitting back, slightly worried] No thanks.
 
Lee:        [Sniffs it] Mmm. Quite nice. Smells. Do you want to smell it? [Lee offers the cheese, still on the end of his fork, to Jason.]
 
Jason:       No thanks.
 
Lee:        Smell my Blease cheese.
 
Jason:       No I don’t want to.
 
Lee:        [More forcefully] Smell my Blease cheese!
 
Jason:       Lee, please.
 
[Lee gets up from his seat and thrusts the cheese into Jason’s face]
 
Lee:        [Shouting] It’s Lee Blease, you mother! I’ve got cheese! This is cheese! Do you know who I am? I’m Lee Blease!
 


Craziest post I’ve ever read on here 😂
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Craziest post I’ve ever read on here 😂


Voles are unusual creatures equally happy eating meat  or a plant based diet and find difficulty distinguishing between Guardian and Daily Mail writers. Tend to breed rapidly leading to short term population explosion before disappearing  equally quickly.
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My HP told me that the club wanted to pay all its volunteers.


Then they would not be volunteers.
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I think KAFV needs to get out more!  


No... if he got out more he’d post less and I’d be less entertained. It’s probably me that needs to get out more.
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