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Manchester Mariner
November 19, 2019, 9:10am

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Definitely in the old zone when the doctor sticks a finger up your bum.


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Civvy at last
November 19, 2019, 1:12pm

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Definitely in the old zone when the doctor sticks a finger up your bum.


But feeling 30 years younger if it's a Nurse  


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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November 19, 2019, 1:41pm
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But feeling 30 years younger if it's a Nurse  


Depends on that nurse's gender I guess?  
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November 19, 2019, 2:59pm
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When you're happy to get socks as a xmas present


"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one."
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November 20, 2019, 8:55pm
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You tell your wife that you'd rather she didn't load the dishwasher at all because it's harder for you to reorganise it later (so you can unload it quicker!).

Maybe that's just me.


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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November 21, 2019, 1:36pm
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When you're happy to get socks as a xmas present


I always got socks from the ex both for Xmas, birthdays, Fathers' Day etc.... I have to assume she misheard me when she asked what I fancied ( and no... it wasn't a sax! )
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November 24, 2019, 7:47am
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You don't care what you look like when you go out as long as you're warm.
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November 25, 2019, 10:01pm
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When you start playing in goal cos you're legs have gone THAT much.


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I always got socks from the ex both for Xmas, birthdays, Fathers' Day etc.... I have to assume she misheard me when she asked what I fancied ( and no... it wasn't a sax! )


You want to try living with a dyslexic Tommy.  I left my Mrs a note saying what I wanted her to do when I got home from work on my birthday.

I walked in the door to a horrible smell of burning.  When I looked one of my socks was in the oven !!!


the Mrs smiled and said, I think it's a bit weird darling but I've done what you wanted.  I've cooked your sock.   !!!


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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November 28, 2019, 1:42pm
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You want to try living with a dyslexic Tommy.  I left my Mrs a note saying what I wanted her to do when I got home from work on my birthday.

I walked in the door to a horrible smell of burning.  When I looked one of my socks was in the oven !!!


the Mrs smiled and said, I think it's a bit weird darling but I've done what you wanted.  I've cooked your sock.   !!!


Just seen this Civvy.... made me laugh out loud!  
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