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moosey_club	September 7, 2010, 2:31pm
Barley Wine Drinker Posts: 16,183 Posts Per Day: 2.70 Reputation: 76.19% Rep Score: +69 / -22 Approval: +20,242 Gold Stars: 226	he rose like a salmon.....what ...he lept  soaking wet and flapped his legs from side to side to gain extra height?? 2023/24 DLWDDWDLLLWDLLLLWDDDWDLLWLDLLDWDDWLLDWLWLW 2022/23LDWDWWDWLLDWWDLLLDLWLLWLWLLWDDLDWWDDDLLWDWLWLW 2021/22 WDWWWWDLWWWWLLLWLLDLWLLWWDWWWLWDLWWDWWWDLWD play offs WWW Promoted 🥳 2020/21  LLDWWLDLDWLWLLLDLWLLDLLDLLLWLLLDDDDWDDDLWLWLWL .. hello darkness my old friend 2019/20  WDLDWWLDLWWLLLDLDLDLDDWWDLLWDDWWL WLLW - ended 2018/19  LWDDLLLLLLWWDWLLLWDWLWWWWLLLLWWWWDLLLDDLLDLWLW Hello Scunny
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PrestwichMariner	September 7, 2010, 3:35pm
Exile Posts: 771 Posts Per Day: 0.14 Reputation: 84.77% Rep Score: +3 / 0 Location: Prestwich Approval: +281 Gold Stars: 5	Just about anything that Andy Gray says. Wearing badges is not enough in days like these!
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GTFC HAINES UTM	September 7, 2010, 3:40pm
Table Wine Drinker Posts: 500 Posts Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 65.55% Rep Score: +0 / -2	That should of been a freekick. Well it wasnt so get on with it UTM <*))))))><
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gobby	September 7, 2010, 3:44pm
Whiskey Drinker Posts: 4,282 Posts Per Day: 0.76 Reputation: 93.06% Rep Score: +31 / -1 Location: Grimsby Approval: +772 Gold Stars: 7	and the ball goes over the bye line? what is a bye line? When reffin on a Sunday morning and I say to a player 'Calm yourself down its only a caution' and he replies 'thank god for that I thought you was gunna book me!' UTMM The Icenian Predicition League  CHAMPION 2016/17 Beat The Clock Champion 2020/21 🏆 👏 My old man said follow the Town And dont dilly dally on the way We'll take Scunny in half a minute We'll take Lincoln and all thats in it! One Step Beyond.
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bradzmilne	September 7, 2010, 4:20pm
Whiskey Drinker Posts: 3,545 Posts Per Day: 0.69 Reputation: 84.24% Rep Score: +40 / -7 Location: Headingley Approval: +1,400 Gold Stars: 29	He could hit a barn door. Sleep well Icey, Matty and Richard. Keep each other company up there xx 4 Relegations in 18 Years - John Fenty’s legacy.
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jock dock tower	September 7, 2010, 4:34pm
Special Brew Drinker Posts: 7,716 Posts Per Day: 1.37 Reputation: 81.81% Rep Score: +55 / -12 Approval: +3,164	"Men against boys" "Play the ball on the deck" how long has football been played on a trawler? "Midfield engine / dynamo" "Down the channels" "A fraction offside" he was offside  by 7/32nds of an inch...." "He was a bit late there" a euphemism for being assailed by a psychopath. One for the older fraternity "He could turn on a tanner" No attempt at ethical or social seduction can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred of the Tory party. So far as I'm concerned they're lower than vermin. Aneurin Bevan.
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ginnywings	September 7, 2010, 4:43pm
Recovering Alcoholic Posts: 28,144 Posts Per Day: 5.03 Reputation: 73.79% Rep Score: +88 / -32 Approval: +56,122 Gold Stars: 548	"In the hole" Oooh Errr!
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oldfootballer	September 7, 2010, 6:00pm
Table Wine Drinker Posts: 972 Posts Per Day: 0.17 Reputation: 88.02% Rep Score: +21 / -2 Approval: +8	Quoted from Les Brechin I know we've done this one before in the dark distant past but hearing it again over the weekend just reminded me again how bloody stupid the saying is. "[b]THEY BOTH WENT FOR THE SAME BALL!!There is only one frigging ball. Why can't they just say "They both went for the ball" What other football cliches annoy you or is it just me being paranoid? [/b] What about man on Does anybody know what that means, common when I was a player, mind you we had some astute players around in the seventies. OLDFOOTBALLER when the ball is on the ground everybody is the same size its what you do with the ball that matters m/http/thisis.co.uk/274236/signature/gtfc-soldier-aphanfc
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aldi_01	September 7, 2010, 6:05pm
Barley Wine Drinker Posts: 12,008 Posts Per Day: 2.03 Reputation: 73.73% Rep Score: +54 / -20 Approval: +5,679 Gold Stars: 473	Bye line irritates me...it doesn't exist and never has, it is the goal line you so called flipping expert. And pretty much anything that fat jock illegitimate says on his 'final word'... 'the poor and the needy are selfish and greedy'...well done Mozza
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SuperBobbyC	September 7, 2010, 6:13pm
Snakebite drinker Posts: 485 Posts Per Day: 0.10 Reputation: 74.62% Rep Score: +4 / -2	Quoted from maxfox44 I used to enjoy Golden Brown's interviews on radio Dull.  "They came here to play fooball and we gave them a game", was one of his best ones. Jeez that 'expert' summariser they have on there for Dull games - Swanny - gets right on my paps with the ridiculous amounts of times he says "like you say" - when nobody said anything like!!! GGRRRRRRRRR
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