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Rodley Mariner
September 7, 2010, 12:53pm
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'He should've worked the keeper'. An Andy Gray special.

When Heskey went through one-on-one against the Yanks and drilled it into Howard, did anybody say - 'Good lad, he worked the keeper there'?
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September 7, 2010, 1:05pm
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To be fair.
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The foreign player's cliche when he wants to reply in the affirmative: "For sure".

What frigging language school goes around teaching that phrase? Nobody uses in every day speech.
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"At the end of the day."

"I just swung my leg and luckily it went in."

"There or thereabouts."

"Top player."

"COULD DO A JOB AT THIS LEVEL."


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"for a big man he has a good touch"

How come you never hear "for a small man he can really head it" - Maybe once or twice with Tim Cahill.
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September 7, 2010, 1:41pm

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He always gives you 110%. Errm..physically impossible.

He played a great square ball there. Who's ever seen a square ball??



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I used to enjoy Golden Brown's interviews on radio Dull.  "They came here to play fooball and we gave them a game", was one of his best ones.


I remember being pelted with ice by the Norwich fans during the Milk Cup match, do you?
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What about Radio Humberside's, "went down like the proverbial sack of spuds"

Wasn't funny the first time you said it, still isn't funny the 5th time you've used it this game and in every game for the past couple of games.
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it only takes a second to score a goal....
if our goal hadnt of been disallowed....ahem, its either a goal or it is not a goal, they are never disallowed.  


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