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codcheeky
July 24, 2017, 9:19pm
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Jezza 'I'm down with the kids' Corbyn

I'll write off student debt.




Or maybe I won't  !!!


Or Theresa May, I'll be putting the retirement age up to  68 did I forget to mention that in our manifesto.

Corbyn never said he would right off student debt only look at dealing with  it, three quarters will never be paid and written off anyway
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July 24, 2017, 10:53pm
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Or Theresa May, I'll be cutting the retirement age up to  68 did I forget to mention that in our manifesto.

Corbyn never said he would right off student debt only loo at it, three quarters will never be paid and written off anyway


He said he would deal with it, just more bullshit from lying politicians of all parties.
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July 24, 2017, 11:38pm

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He said he would deal with it, just more bullshit from lying politicians of all parties.


Yep, same as the money saved from coming out of Europe would be spent on the NHS. Emblazoned all over their tour bus, but mysteriously not mentioned since.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new.....e-nhs-was-a-mistake/
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Chuggers in the Town Centre.


Some ways to avoid them from a newspaper report.

1. Pretend you don’t hear them
Simple, but let’s face it, effective. Big headphones always help.

2. Take the long route away from them.

3. Stare intensely at your phone
Sorry, I’m busy.

4. Cross the road
A variation on 2, but the same principle applies.

5. Say you’re from overseas then dismiss them when they try and convince you that’s still okay.

6. Pretend you know the person walking near you and be enthralled with talking about their coat/trousers/bemused face
Let’s face it, this could backfire, and you could look a bit silly. But there’s always the hope the other person will enthusiastically embrace the tactic in the face of a common threat.

7. Act like the sort of person they’d be scared to approach.
Suspicious stains could help, or a generally threatening demeanor.

8. Say that the judge made it very clear that you're not allowed to talk to people from charities any more. Not after last time.

My favourite is 8 but personally I think a short comment of fuckoff would suffice if nicely put.
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July 25, 2017, 11:00am

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Yep, same as the money saved from coming out of Europe would be spent on the NHS. Emblazoned all over their tour bus, but mysteriously not mentioned since.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new.....e-nhs-was-a-mistake/


Don't believe anything any politician tells you and you will not far wrong.


                             Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.
                             68 Years following the Town

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July 25, 2017, 11:08am
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Anyone who watches love island.


No longer Sick of the BlueSquare  
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Anyone who watches love island.


oy!
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July 25, 2017, 11:26am

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Anyone who watches love island.


We have a rule in our house that if there is a final or similar big event on telly then you're allowed to watch it on the big telly in the front room (works well for footy etc). The mrs was allowed out of the back room and put Love Island on last night. What a crock of excrement. To think there are fully grown men about who watched it all too...
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July 25, 2017, 11:37am

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Anyone that watches a cr@p program on the the telly, then uses the missus as an excuse !!


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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July 25, 2017, 1:02pm

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Rumbled!
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