twit of the Week

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Gary Lineker

All the overpaid BBC presenters.  Anyone could do the job o a fraction of the pay

I'm with Chris, linekar this week, overpaid hippocrate.

Surely Chris Evans. Earns more than Lineker, is ginger, even more boring and never scored a goal at a World Cup.

Pepperoni pizzas that taste of fish.

Gloating lincoln fans.

Well done for finally filling the seats at SB

People who refer to any shit twitter comment as being "savage" or "brutal".

Quoted from Abdul19

People who refer to any shit twitter comment as being "savage" or "brutal".

Or outraged.

Vince, no we shouldn't have another referendum/yes we should, Cable.

Great british weather

Piers Morgan

The arrogant junk food pusher to kids champagne socialist Lineker.

Chris Evans

Jezza 'I'm down with the kids' Corbyn

I'll write off student debt.




Or maybe I won't  !!!

Quoted from arryarryarry

Vince, no we shouldn't have another referendum/yes we should, Cable.

The trouble of having another vote is what happens if we say no,

Do we have another one in 2 years,

We sound a bit like the SNP we want another vote and another until the people get it right.

Chuggers in the Town Centre.

People who approach passersby in the Town Centre to solicit donations to a particular charity  

Chuggers.

"Hi guys, hope you're having a great day. I have just one important question to ask you, do you want to defeat cancer?".

Chuggers, they put me off going into Town. But if they approach me, they do feel my wrath.

Quoted from Civvy at last

Jezza 'I'm down with the kids' Corbyn

I'll write off student debt.




Or maybe I won't  !!!

Or Theresa May, I'll be putting the retirement age up to  68 did I forget to mention that in our manifesto.

Corbyn never said he would right off student debt only look at dealing with  it, three quarters will never be paid and written off anyway

Quoted from codcheeky

Or Theresa May, I'll be cutting the retirement age up to  68 did I forget to mention that in our manifesto.

Corbyn never said he would right off student debt only loo at it, three quarters will never be paid and written off anyway

He said he would deal with it, just more bullshit from lying politicians of all parties.

Quoted from arryarryarry

He said he would deal with it, just more bullshit from lying politicians of all parties.

Yep, same as the money saved from coming out of Europe would be spent on the NHS. Emblazoned all over their tour bus, but mysteriously not mentioned since.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new.....e-nhs-was-a-mistake/

Quoted from Les Brechin

Chuggers in the Town Centre.

Some ways to avoid them from a newspaper report.

1. Pretend you don’t hear them
Simple, but let’s face it, effective. Big headphones always help.

2. Take the long route away from them.

3. Stare intensely at your phone
Sorry, I’m busy.

4. Cross the road
A variation on 2, but the same principle applies.

5. Say you’re from overseas then dismiss them when they try and convince you that’s still okay.

6. Pretend you know the person walking near you and be enthralled with talking about their coat/trousers/bemused face
Let’s face it, this could backfire, and you could look a bit silly. But there’s always the hope the other person will enthusiastically embrace the tactic in the face of a common threat.

7. Act like the sort of person they’d be scared to approach.
Suspicious stains could help, or a generally threatening demeanor.

8. Say that the judge made it very clear that you're not allowed to talk to people from charities any more. Not after last time.

My favourite is 8 but personally I think a short comment of fuckoff would suffice if nicely put.

Quoted from ginnywings

Yep, same as the money saved from coming out of Europe would be spent on the NHS. Emblazoned all over their tour bus, but mysteriously not mentioned since.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new.....e-nhs-was-a-mistake/

Don't believe anything any politician tells you and you will not far wrong.

Anyone who watches love island.

Quoted from gtfc98

Anyone who watches love island.

oy!

Quoted from gtfc98

Anyone who watches love island.

We have a rule in our house that if there is a final or similar big event on telly then you're allowed to watch it on the big telly in the front room (works well for footy etc). The mrs was allowed out of the back room and put Love Island on last night. What a crock of excrement. To think there are fully grown men about who watched it all too...

Anyone that watches a cr@p program on the the telly, then uses the missus as an excuse !!

Rumbled!

Drivers who don't indicate

I'd second that Adam!

Matt Dean

Quoted from AdamHaddock

Drivers who don't indicate

Agreed and also the ones that are on their phone.

I'd third 'drivers who don't indicate'.

If it's not that it's drivers who don't close up to the car in front when stopped at junctions leading to queues back to previous junctions and blocking them too. Middle lane hoggers. illegitimates who try to intimidate you when you're not hogging the middle lane. People who think you should get out of the way because they're in flash cars. Erratic drivers (usually young men). People (usually young men) in cars who have the bass on so loud you can feel your chest thump. Drivers in front of you (usually women or old men) who are hesitant or take too long in the run up to traffic lights then speed up at the last second leaving you stuck at a red light. Drivers who turning left or right onto a main road who stick in the middle meaning you can't slip in alongside and turn the opposite way to them while they dither.  People who cut the corner at junctions nearly smashing into you (mainly drivers in Grimsby and Cleethorpes). People who park inconsiderately blocking the way or your drive. People who make their drive wider thus removing space on the road to park in.

Quoted from KingstonMariner

I'd third 'drivers who don't indicate'.

If it's not that it's drivers who don't close up to the car in front when stopped at junctions leading to queues back to previous junctions and blocking them too. Middle lane hoggers. illegitimates who try to intimidate you when you're not hogging the middle lane. People who think you should get out of the way because they're in flash cars. Erratic drivers (usually young men). People (usually young men) in cars who have the bass on so loud you can feel your chest thump. Drivers in front of you (usually women or old men) who are hesitant or take too long in the run up to traffic lights then speed up at the last second leaving you stuck at a red light. Drivers who turning left or right onto a main road who stick in the middle meaning you can't slip in alongside and turn the opposite way to them while they dither.  People who cut the corner at junctions nearly smashing into you (mainly drivers in Grimsby and Cleethorpes). People who park inconsiderately blocking the way or your drive. People who make their drive wider thus removing space on the road to park in.

twits who dislike everyone  

Quoted from GYinScuntland

twits who dislike everyone  

Yeah, I flipping hate them too.  

People who don't indicate. People who indicate incorrectly.
People who pull up right up to you within inches when your stood waiting at red traffic lights. People who, when they've pulled up within an inch of you at a red traffic light and I pull forward a couple of inches to give space between us, decide to pull forward as well so there's only an inch between us again
People behind me when waiting at traffic lights leave it until the last second to even begin slow down leaving me think there plowing into the back of me.
Women driving beige Beatle convertables, worst drivers ever.
Drivers who don't accelerate along motorway sliproads, often with me stuck behind them, and hit trying to join the motorway at 40mph with traffic approaching behind you/alongside you at 70-80 mph.

Quoted from bluerose13x

People who don't indicate. People who indicate incorrectly.
People who pull up right up to you within inches when your stood waiting at red traffic lights. People who, when they've pulled up within an inch of you at a red traffic light and I pull forward a couple of inches to give space between us, decide to pull forward as well so there's only an inch between us again
People behind me when waiting at traffic lights leave it until the last second to even begin slow down leaving me think there plowing into the back of me.
Women driving beige Beatle convertables, worst drivers ever.
Drivers who don't accelerate along motorway sliproads, often with me stuck behind them, and hit trying to join the motorway at 40mph with traffic approaching behind you/alongside you at 70-80 mph.

That'll be me. Sorry  . But if we all concertina out we'll be backing up across all the junctions further back. Only thinking of the wider traffic issues.