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grimsby pete	December 12, 2008, 4:44pm
Exile Posts: 55,752 Posts Per Day: 9.79 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,834 Gold Stars: 222	My 3 year old great grandson is a comic, he makes us laugh all the time. Today as we were passing the ducks in the park I said we did not bring any bread. When we stopped to look at them I said , do ducks have teeth george ? George replied , NO and they have not got any bread either   More to follow later,  what have your younger family members said that made you laugh.                              Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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grimsby pete	December 12, 2008, 7:13pm
Exile Posts: 55,752 Posts Per Day: 9.79 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,834 Gold Stars: 222	Here's another from George. As we came out the house this morning the wife said to George ,  Would you like to post these christmas cards for me , ( meaning put them in the postbox ) George replied , NO I AM NOT A POSTMAN.   priceless                                Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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FRANK_O_FYLE	December 12, 2008, 8:33pm
Lager Top Drinker Posts: 304 Posts Per Day: 0.05 Location: Cadney, Brigg.	When my Grandaughter was leaving our house, she was asked if she was going to kiss Grandad goodbye, to which she replied No!       it's DISGUSTING. Well she has good taste at least.
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Green27	December 12, 2008, 8:35pm
Vodka Drinker Posts: 5,506 Posts Per Day: 0.92 Reputation: 73.98% Rep Score: +15 / -6 Location: Woking Approval: +888 Gold Stars: 12	Hope your watching Outnumbered on BBC ONE the kids on their are priceless the funniest new thing on tv at the moment. "We can save money buy not buying brocolli" "Something beginning with M............. Muslim! (points at gentlemen in robes at the otherside of the airport.) but he is a Muslim he knows that doesn't he?" We do the DN35 Podcast
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Wrawby_Mariner	December 12, 2008, 8:48pm
Season Ticket Holder Posts: 9,696 Posts Per Day: 1.71 Reputation: 79.42% Rep Score: +50 / -13 Location: Wrawby Approval: +862 Gold Stars: 6	Outnumbered is easily one of the best comedies on the telly at the moment , did you see any of seris 1 ?
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grimsby pete	December 13, 2008, 12:09am
Exile Posts: 55,752 Posts Per Day: 9.79 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,834 Gold Stars: 222	We were in the car the other day and George was very quiet ( most unusual ) his mam said he had a headache. After a while I said to George are you feeling better ? George replied, NO I HAVE TWO HEADACHES NOW.                                Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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grimsby pete	December 13, 2008, 11:13am
Exile Posts: 55,752 Posts Per Day: 9.79 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,834 Gold Stars: 222	Yesterday while we were out shopping I said to George, what are you going to buy me for christmas ? George replied, I AM NOT FATHER CHRISTMAS YOU KNOW,  priceless                              Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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kiss a fish	December 13, 2008, 11:24am
Table Wine Drinker Posts: 675 Posts Per Day: 0.11 Location: Grimsby	When my son was small, quite a few years ago, I asked him what UEFA meant, his reply was "its what you put in your ice-cream"!! brilliant that, never forgotten that in 15 ish years   I'm not putting my signature.  Someone might forge it!!
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Paddymariner	December 13, 2008, 11:30am
Cocktail Drinker Posts: 1,718 Posts Per Day: 0.29 Reputation: 80.9% Rep Score: +9 / -2 Approval: +1	My daughter was reading a list of raffle prizes at a Christmas Fayre. She then said to me, "Daddy, I hope Miss Middleton isn't going to get put in a bottle, she's my favourite teacher".
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grimsby pete	December 15, 2008, 10:00pm
Exile Posts: 55,752 Posts Per Day: 9.79 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,834 Gold Stars: 222	George laughted and shouted to his sister, hey Bethany come and look at this , its so funny. What was George looking at ? The captions competion starring  MR + MRS BOSTY                                Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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Biccys	December 16, 2008, 11:31am
Moderator Posts: 12,208 Posts Per Day: 2.04 Reputation: 72.32% Rep Score: +55 / -22 Approval: +1,226 Gold Stars: 27	I asked my daughter if she wanted a drink of orange juice with her cup of tea & breakfast one morning. "No, I don't want to mix my drinks".... Ok, I'll remember that for your 18th... 11,167 76,962 @biccysthefishy £110,105 [url]https://www.easyfundraising.org.uk/causes/mariners-trust/[/url]
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Citymariner	December 19, 2008, 7:46pm
Pontoonite Posts: 4,627 Posts Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 89.86% Rep Score: +18 / -1 Location: Lincoln Approval: +27	after doing godly play (practical RE teaching) with some reception children a 4 year old said 'after joseph went to the Inn did he go to tesco to get some fags?' made its way on to the staffroom noticeboard.
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grimsby pete	December 20, 2008, 4:06pm
Exile Posts: 55,752 Posts Per Day: 9.79 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,834 Gold Stars: 222	George was going to the hairdressers for his 1st haircut yesterday. I dont want them to cut my hair , it will bleed. When he came out I asked did it go ok . Yes said George it did not hurt AND it did not BLEED.                              Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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Citymariner	December 20, 2008, 4:53pm
Pontoonite Posts: 4,627 Posts Per Day: 0.77 Reputation: 89.86% Rep Score: +18 / -1 Location: Lincoln Approval: +27	lol
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grimsby pete	December 25, 2008, 3:53pm
Exile Posts: 55,752 Posts Per Day: 9.79 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,834 Gold Stars: 222	Nan saw George picking his nose and chewing his bogie. Dont do that George, it will make you poorly,Nan said. George replied , no it makes me happy.                              Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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Civvy at last	December 27, 2008, 10:04am
Barley Wine Drinker Posts: 11,470 Posts Per Day: 2.04 Reputation: 74.47% Rep Score: +36 / -13 Approval: +12,205 Gold Stars: 131	Quoted from grimsby pete Nan saw George picking his nose and chewing his bogie. Dont do that George, it will make you poorly,Nan said. George replied , no it makes me happy. Hope he wasn't in the car at the time. K.A.F. would not be happy   The wife was going away for a girly weekend. I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football' 'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked She said 'Well you already know how to play football'
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grimsby pete	January 14, 2009, 6:34pm
Exile Posts: 55,752 Posts Per Day: 9.79 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,834 Gold Stars: 222	Latest from George while at our house today. Pause the telly gramps I need a poo. George says while sat on the throne, my tummy got's a headache, I think I am having a baby. What does go through his little mind ?                              Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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grimsby pete	March 3, 2009, 7:12pm
Exile Posts: 55,752 Posts Per Day: 9.79 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,834 Gold Stars: 222	While playing cricket in the garden with George today, George missed the ball and it hit him in the privates. George went ouch!, it hit my willy, I said you should have been wearing a box, George looked at me and said,  If I was in a box I would not be able to see !!!                              Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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Civvy at last	March 4, 2009, 2:47pm
Barley Wine Drinker Posts: 11,470 Posts Per Day: 2.04 Reputation: 74.47% Rep Score: +36 / -13 Approval: +12,205 Gold Stars: 131	Quoted from grimsby pete While playing cricket in the garden with George today, George missed the ball and it hit him in the privates. George went ouch!, it hit my willy, I said you should have been wearing a box, George looked at me and said,  If I was in a box I would not be able to see !!! What's more to the point is that at his age being hit in the groin would be about middle of the stumps. If he was in front of them it surely a massive LBW shout.  Thus teaching him the importance of taking up the correct stance. Injuries can be worried about once the correct technique has been mastered.  I think you'll find Geof Boycott would back me up on this one. The wife was going away for a girly weekend. I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football' 'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked She said 'Well you already know how to play football'
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grimsby pete	July 18, 2009, 9:34pm
Exile Posts: 55,752 Posts Per Day: 9.79 Reputation: 81.7% Rep Score: +126 / -28 Location: Suffolk Approval: +17,834 Gold Stars: 222	George has been at nursery school for a whole term now and he's says, I know everything ! So I asked him  yesterday ( Friday ) if he could tell me the lottery numbers , Yes he replied, What are they I asked, I will tell you tomorrow, he said. ??????????????                              Over 36 years living in Suffolk but always a mariner.                              68 Years following the Town                               Life member of Trust                                First game   April 1955
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