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December 16, 2008, 11:31am
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I asked my daughter if she wanted a drink of orange juice with her cup of tea & breakfast one morning.

"No, I don't want to mix my drinks"....

Ok, I'll remember that for your 18th...


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after doing godly play (practical RE teaching) with some reception children a 4 year old said

'after joseph went to the Inn did he go to tesco to get some fags?'

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George was going to the hairdressers for his 1st haircut yesterday.

I dont want them to cut my hair , it will bleed.

When he came out I asked did it go ok .

Yes said George it did not hurt AND it did not BLEED.


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Nan saw George picking his nose and chewing his bogie.

Dont do that George, it will make you poorly,Nan said.

George replied , no it makes me happy.


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Nan saw George picking his nose and chewing his bogie.
Dont do that George, it will make you poorly,Nan said.

George replied , no it makes me happy.


Hope he wasn't in the car at the time. K.A.F. would not be happy  


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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Latest from George while at our house today.

Pause the telly gramps I need a poo.

George says while sat on the throne, my tummy got's a headache,

I think I am having a baby.

What does go through his little mind ?


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While playing cricket in the garden with George today,

George missed the ball and it hit him in the privates.

George went ouch!, it hit my willy,

I said you should have been wearing a box,

George looked at me and said,  If I was in a box I would not be able to see !!!


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While playing cricket in the garden with George today,

George missed the ball and it hit him in the privates.

George went ouch!, it hit my willy,

I said you should have been wearing a box,

George looked at me and said,  If I was in a box I would not be able to see !!!


What's more to the point is that at his age being hit in the groin would be about middle of the stumps. If he was in front of them it surely a massive LBW shout.  Thus teaching him the importance of taking up the correct stance. Injuries can be worried about once the correct technique has been mastered.  I think you'll find Geof Boycott would back me up on this one.


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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George has been at nursery school for a whole term now and he's says,

I know everything !

So I asked him  yesterday ( Friday ) if he could tell me the lottery numbers ,

Yes he replied,

What are they I asked,

I will tell you tomorrow, he said.

??????????????


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