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grimsby pete
December 12, 2008, 4:44pm

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My 3 year old great grandson is a comic, he makes us laugh all the time.

Today as we were passing the ducks in the park I said we did not bring any bread.

When we stopped to look at them I said , do ducks have teeth george ?

George replied , NO and they have not got any bread either  

More to follow later,  what have your younger family members said that made you laugh.


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Here's another from George.

As we came out the house this morning the wife said to George ,  Would you like to post these christmas cards for me , ( meaning put them in the postbox )

George replied , NO I AM NOT A POSTMAN.   priceless  


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December 12, 2008, 8:33pm
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When my Grandaughter was leaving our house, she was asked if she was going to kiss Grandad goodbye,
to which she replied No!       it's DISGUSTING.
Well she has good taste at least.
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Hope your watching Outnumbered on BBC ONE the kids on their are priceless the funniest new thing on tv at the moment.

"We can save money buy not buying brocolli"

"Something beginning with M............. Muslim! (points at gentlemen in robes at the otherside of the airport.) but he is a Muslim he knows that doesn't he?"


We do the DN35 Podcast
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Outnumbered is easily one of the best comedies on the telly at the moment , did you see any of seris 1 ?
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We were in the car the other day and George was very quiet ( most unusual ) his mam said he had a headache.

After a while I said to George are you feeling better ?

George replied, NO I HAVE TWO HEADACHES NOW.  


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Yesterday while we were out shopping I said to George, what are you going to buy me for christmas ?


George replied, I AM NOT FATHER CHRISTMAS YOU KNOW,  priceless


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When my son was small, quite a few years ago, I asked him what UEFA meant, his reply was "its what you put in your ice-cream"!! brilliant that, never forgotten that in 15 ish years  


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My daughter was reading a list of raffle prizes at a Christmas Fayre. She then said to me, "Daddy, I hope Miss Middleton isn't going to get put in a bottle, she's my favourite teacher".
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George laughted and shouted to his sister, hey Bethany come and look at this , its so funny.


What was George looking at ?

The captions competion starring  MR + MRS BOSTY  


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