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male private Nale
July 2, 2023, 7:07pm
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You alright?


Yeah great, eyes wide open kidda
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Great for him, let's move on... (though I suspect we already did!).
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Yeah great, eyes wide open kidda


Aye, that’s generally how people see.


'the poor and the needy are selfish and greedy'...well done Mozza
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Can’t even say I’m disappointed he’s not signing, if it would’ve happened, great but really wasn’t arsed…


'the poor and the needy are selfish and greedy'...well done Mozza
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There is only one former player we should ever contemplate signing

That man is Omar Hanif Bogle, a real legend and I would welcome the return of the King.
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There is only one former player we should ever contemplate signing

That man is Omar Hanif Bogle, a real legend and I would welcome the return of the King.


I’d have him back in a heartbeat, and not just because he played for us before. Such is good etiquette these days, using the latest, cutting-edge sports data technology I was able to deduce that Omar Hanif Bogle is in fact an anagram of “able hoofing ram”, which I think we can all agree is what the squad needs right now.

In the interest of balance though, the same dataset also informs us that it is also an anagram of “lib afghan romeo” and “ale barfing homo”, which may seem less desirable attributes for the Fishy’s more bigoted members and those who believe footballers should abstain from imbibing.

Whatever happens, it’s comforting to know that this kind of  qualitative analysis is being used to take our recruitment to the next level. Exciting times.


A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.
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July 2, 2023, 8:36pm

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There is only one former player we should ever contemplate signing

That man is Omar Hanif Bogle, a real legend and I would welcome the return of the King.


Omar God… here we go again. I for one have Hanif of these futile links. Year after year, transfer window after transfer window- the mind Bogles!
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I’d have him back in a heartbeat, and not just because he played for us before. Such is good etiquette these days, using the latest, cutting-edge sports data technology I was able to deduce that Omar Hanif Bogle is in fact an anagram of “able hoofing ram”, which I think we can all agree is what the squad needs right now.

In the interest of balance though, the same dataset also informs us that it is also an anagram of “lib afghan romeo” and “ale barfing homo”, which may seem less desirable attributes for the Fishy’s more bigoted members and those who believe footballers should abstain from imbibing.

Whatever happens, it’s comforting to know that this kind of  qualitative analysis is being used to take our recruitment to the next level. Exciting times.


‘Ale Barfing Homo’, sure we had him under Mike Newell….

I do like the idea of liberal Afghan womaniser, trawling the high street and frequenting the Swashy…


'the poor and the needy are selfish and greedy'...well done Mozza
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I’d have him back in a heartbeat, and not just because he played for us before. Such is good etiquette these days, using the latest, cutting-edge sports data technology I was able to deduce that Omar Hanif Bogle is in fact an anagram of “able hoofing ram”, which I think we can all agree is what the squad needs right now.

In the interest of balance though, the same dataset also informs us that it is also an anagram of “lib afghan romeo” and “ale barfing homo”, which may seem less desirable attributes for the Fishy’s more bigoted members and those who believe footballers should abstain from imbibing.

Whatever happens, it’s comforting to know that this kind of  qualitative analysis is being used to take our recruitment to the next level. Exciting times.


This data-led anagram info is why El General didn't want Bennett - his name becomes 'tanner by net', clearly showing that he would spend all game trying to catch a sun tan by the goal rather than defending. A lucky escape then that he's gone to Cambridge, coincidentally Cambridge gets an average of 1500 hours of sunlight per year compared to Grimsby's 1571 so he'll definitely be moor productive there than on the NEL Riviera
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Quite a few supposedly "In the know" people on here got this horribly wrong.


I said it was off ages ago, but i'm not asking to go up the table this time!
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