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GrimRob
June 3, 2019, 6:34am

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Please enter your nomination for last week (within the world of football)....


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June 3, 2019, 8:17am
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The steward on Saturday who stopped the streaker  
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The steward on Saturday who stopped the streaker  


Pitch invader. NOT a streaker  


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I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
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That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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Neymar......again


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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Tottenham, for wasting the opportunity of a lifetime to win the Champions League against a Liverpool side who produced their worst performance of the season.


"Falls to Arnold... Arnold! That's it! Thats it! He's sealed it! Grimsby Town are back in the football league!!! Just a minute to go and Nathan Arnold makes it 3-1! Look at the scenes behind the goal! Look at the relief! The agony is finally over!!!"

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Tottenham, for wasting the opportunity of a lifetime to win the Champions League against a Liverpool side who produced their worst performance of the season.


Shouldn't Spurs be sharing that ,particularly Harry Kane, for equally producing  their worst performances of the season?


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Shouldn't Spurs be sharing that ,particularly Harry Kane, for equally producing  their worst performances of the season?


Not Kane’s fault, why would you start a player clearly way short of match sharpness against arguably the best centre half in the world, and leave a player who is bang in form and gets in behind defences on the bench. Spurs and Pochettino in particular should be kicking themselves.


"Falls to Arnold... Arnold! That's it! Thats it! He's sealed it! Grimsby Town are back in the football league!!! Just a minute to go and Nathan Arnold makes it 3-1! Look at the scenes behind the goal! Look at the relief! The agony is finally over!!!"

John Tondeur - Wembley Stadium Sunday 15th May 2016
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Poch - for dropping Moura & playing an unfit Kane
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Not Kane’s fault, why would you start a player clearly way short of match sharpness against arguably the best centre half in the world, and leave a player who is bang in form and gets in behind defences on the bench. Spurs and Pochettino in particular should be kicking themselves.


Well indeed, why would you, when you have goal hero Moura on the bench? Kane's had plenty of time to pick up a little sharpness, and that's my point. These guys are apparently worthy of half a million quid a week, Kane should have done better.  Yet the commentators kept banging on about two tired, jaded teams. Maybe they knackered themselves in their crazy semi finals, but I bet Ajax or Man City would have made a better job of the final without embarrassing the footy world with these 'tired' excuses.
As such my vote would go to both teams but I'd rather nominate the idiots behind the prior Eufa game held in the middle of nowhere.


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UEFA for that awful Baku final venue


Today we got our team back - town fan leaving Wembley may 2016
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UEFA

Baku? Where next?
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UEFA

Baku? Where next?


Well, you'll never guess where the next world cup is!
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There are not going to play the next World Cup somewhere very hot are they?  In a country with a great World Cup pedigree?

I am sure the hosts have an outstanding safety record when building new stadiums?

At least the timescale will fit in with the European football season.  We can rest assured that they won the right to stage the World Cup fairly and squarely.
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June 3, 2019, 10:39pm
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Cowleys 😁
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