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Southwark Mariner
October 27, 2018, 7:25pm
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I saw that. I mean, the programme not the incident where Steph McGovern was mistaken for a prostitute.To be fair she wouldn't look out of place in the Barca.


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For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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She never said she didn't do it but it was the easiest £10 she'll ever earn and she squeezed every drop out of the 4 cans she drank, the dirty cow  


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Jesus’ disciple Peter, picked up a fish to get the tribute money from it, Jesus left his thumb print on the fish, bless'ed is the Haddock.
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October 28, 2018, 1:25pm

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To be fair to the bloke it must be bloody freezing down dock at 4am.

A nice warm flow of urine down the wellie could be a life saver.


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October 28, 2018, 11:41pm
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To be fair to the bloke it must be bloody freezing down dock at 4am.

A nice warm flow of urine down the wellie could be a life saver.


That reminds me of a novel I read where the protagonist saved his own life by pouring a cup of urine on his lips.


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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October 29, 2018, 12:54pm
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That reminds me of a novel I read where the protagonist saved his own life by pouring a cup of urine on his lips.


Bear Grills does this regularly on his shows  
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A work mate of mine told me when he was in the army he had to lay in a ditch in near freezing water all night without getting up,

When he wanted a pee was the only time he felt a bit of warmth .  


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October 29, 2018, 8:43pm
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Bear Grills does this regularly on his shows  


Does he kiss metal in sub-zero temperatures too or is he just into golden showers?


Through the door there came familiar laughter,
I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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October 30, 2018, 1:04pm
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Does he kiss metal in sub-zero temperatures too or is he just into golden showers?


I do wonder about him KM  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWBnoLFYdcU

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October 30, 2018, 10:04pm
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I think they both enjoyed that too much. He conveniently had had a slash 10 minutes before and she was very quick to volunteer.


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I saw your face and heard you call my name.
Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
For in our hearts the dreams are still the same.
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October 30, 2018, 10:49pm
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so essentially, the bloke on the fish market had obviously been stung by a jellyfish and was just asking for medical assistance....and was willing to go private rather than NHS!
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October 30, 2018, 10:58pm
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I think Occam's razor must be a bit blunt Southwark.


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October 30, 2018, 11:12pm
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I think Occam's razor must be a bit blunt Southwark.




hehe I had to google what on earth you were going on about.....possibly not the first time!
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October 31, 2018, 1:51pm
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All part of the service SM.  


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Oh my friend we're older but no wiser,
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