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Posted by: Southwark Mariner, October 27, 2018, 7:25pm
Have I got News for You....24mins 17 seconds in

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0bpw36l/have-i-got-news-for-you-series-56-episode-4

Own up!

Posted by: KingstonMariner, October 28, 2018, 8:36am; Reply: 1
I saw that. I mean, the programme not the incident where Steph McGovern was mistaken for a prostitute.To be fair she wouldn't look out of place in the Barca.
Posted by: Marinerz93, October 28, 2018, 1:09pm; Reply: 2
She never said she didn't do it but it was the easiest £10 she'll ever earn and she squeezed every drop out of the 4 cans she drank, the dirty cow  ;D
Posted by: grimsby pete, October 28, 2018, 1:25pm; Reply: 3
To be fair to the bloke it must be bloody freezing down dock at 4am.

A nice warm flow of urine down the wellie could be a life saver. ;D
Posted by: KingstonMariner, October 28, 2018, 11:41pm; Reply: 4
Quoted from grimsby pete
To be fair to the bloke it must be bloody freezing down dock at 4am.

A nice warm flow of urine down the wellie could be a life saver. ;D


That reminds me of a novel I read where the protagonist saved his own life by pouring a cup of urine on his lips.
Posted by: FishOutOfWater, October 29, 2018, 12:54pm; Reply: 5
Quoted from KingstonMariner


That reminds me of a novel I read where the protagonist saved his own life by pouring a cup of urine on his lips.


Bear Grills does this regularly on his shows   ;D
Posted by: grimsby pete, October 29, 2018, 3:12pm; Reply: 6
A work mate of mine told me when he was in the army he had to lay in a ditch in near freezing water all night without getting up,

When he wanted a pee was the only time he felt a bit of warmth .  ;D
Posted by: KingstonMariner, October 29, 2018, 8:43pm; Reply: 7
Quoted from FishOutOfWater


Bear Grills does this regularly on his shows   ;D


Does he kiss metal in sub-zero temperatures too or is he just into golden showers?
Posted by: FishOutOfWater, October 30, 2018, 1:04pm; Reply: 8
Quoted from KingstonMariner


Does he kiss metal in sub-zero temperatures too or is he just into golden showers?


I do wonder about him KM   ::)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWBnoLFYdcU

Posted by: KingstonMariner, October 30, 2018, 10:04pm; Reply: 9
I think they both enjoyed that too much. He conveniently had had a slash 10 minutes before and she was very quick to volunteer.
Posted by: Southwark Mariner, October 30, 2018, 10:49pm; Reply: 10
so essentially, the bloke on the fish market had obviously been stung by a jellyfish and was just asking for medical assistance....and was willing to go private rather than NHS!
Posted by: KingstonMariner, October 30, 2018, 10:58pm; Reply: 11
I think Occam's razor must be a bit blunt Southwark.
Posted by: Southwark Mariner, October 30, 2018, 11:12pm; Reply: 12
Quoted from KingstonMariner
I think Occam's razor must be a bit blunt Southwark.




hehe I had to google what on earth you were going on about.....possibly not the first time!
Posted by: KingstonMariner, October 31, 2018, 1:51pm; Reply: 13
All part of the service SM.   ;)
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