Fishy vs Lincoln Vital football match

Just seen the squad numbers. I'd prefer the number 8 if possible? Not too bothered though if the other lads want it. 20 minutes "training" before the game? Depends what you mean by "training"!

I'm 15 stone and nearly 33 years old so I'll not be keen on using up my limited energy before the game.

Scone Boy - how can i sleep with people continually texting and ringing me! - shouldn't you be at school?

Final squad Numbers:
1. Michael Wright
2. Richard Broadley
3. Iain Biglin
4. Matthew Newton
5. Paul Parker
6. Alec Gilliant
7. Matthew Lond
8. Jason Paget
9. Jon Spurr
10. Jordan Houlston
12. Leon Harding
11. Mark Walter - no you cant have 61
14. Luke O'Hara
15. Darren Todd
16. Trevor Hewson

Haha point taken! I am at school! Making the most of my D&T Lesson haha! Just seen on the Website jon it says remaining sessions 8 - 9. Is that Lincolns cause isnt ours tonight at 7 - 8 ? If I dont reply will you text me mate, gotta go at ten past

Quoted from lincolnsmariner

Scone Boy - how can i sleep with people continually texting and ringing me! - shouldn't you be at school?

Final squad Numbers:
1. Michael Wright
2. Richard Broadley
3. Iain Biglin
4. Matthew Newton
5. Paul Parker
6. Alec Gilliant
7. Matthew Lond
8. Jason Paget
9. Jon Spurr
10. Jordan Houlston
12. Leon Harding
11. Mark Walter - no you cant have 61
14. Luke O'Hara
15. Darren Todd
16. Trevor Hewson

We should be fine with Paul Parker at the back. Getting on a bit but I'm sure he'll have these gimps in his pocket.

Quoted from Sconeboy

Haha point taken! I am at school! Making the most of my D&T Lesson haha! Just seen on the Website jon it says remaining sessions 8 - 9. Is that Lincolns cause isnt ours tonight at 7 - 8 ? If I dont reply will you text me mate, gotta go at ten past

Ours is at normal time 6.45-8pm

So it was 7 the first time, 6 : 30 last week, and 6 : 45 this week. Normal time ? haha.

LCFC STRIKERS:
Nathan Addlesee

The blonde bombshell will bag a brace at least. Has the predatory instinct of Patulea and a turn and shot like the Horse. Feed the foal TJ, feed the foal for he will score. Bursts forward like the Frecklington of old, with a shuffle that would throw a professional poker player. As for aerial prowess he could be a cloud.

Nationality: English
Nickname: Nath (my personal fav being tosser or twit)
Age: 18
Height: 6ft
Weight: 11st 4
Position: Striker
Squad Number: 9
Team Supported:Lincoln city

Julian Burley
Julian has the pace and finish of a Nicolas Anelka. A Promising player, great at one on ones, his turn of pace and snapshot are legends in the making.

Nationality: English
Nickname: Jules
Age: 16
Height: 5'9
Weight: 116 Pounds (8.3 Stone)
Position: Striker
Squad Number: 16
Team Supported: Lincoln City

Dan Taylor
The gilded ginger Celtic clamour has Lincoln City FC tattooed on his heart . Dan is the staunch immovable object and a perfect target man for our free flowing midfield musketeers. He may be fat he may be round, but he`s sure to score at every ground.

Nationality: English
Nickname: Ginge
Age: 20
Height: 6'2'
Weight: 98kg
Position: Centre Forward
Squad Number: 17
Team Supported:Lincoln

The Management

Manager - David Beck

As well as playing semi professionally David has also managed a side in The Oxfordshire League for two years prior to becoming an Imps Director. David is the Supporter`s Director and does so much behind the scenes.

Assistant - Neil Gentleman-Hobbs
His football career as a midfielder was cut short at 15, though the spin has continued throughout his life.

As all managers know the game is won and lost in the engine room and ours is so well oiled it wouldn`t squeak at a mouse in season. The communication is good but the telepathic understanding goes beyond the foot and tongue understanding of mere mortals, why it would give Yuri Geller, Devon Brown, Dr Who and the tardis a run for its money.


Graham Raisen
A consummate all round midfielder so experienced there are references to him in the Bible (Old Testament). Admits that pace is not his strength but has a cool head that does the first two yards for him. Has the positional sense of a compass and enjoys fresh cod every Friday night.

Nationality: English
Nickname: Raz / Poacher
Age: 48
Height: 5' 11''
Weight: 14 st
Position: Usually lent over wheezing
Squad Number: Anything with 3 digits
Team Supported: Do you really need to ask ?

Sam Booth
His boots have superglue but his body is fashioned in Teflon, the East Midlands Achilles without the heel. Our non-stick Giggs has talent, pace, a football brain and a harem who will follow him even to the depths of The Humber Estuary.

Nationality: English
Nickname: Smoothy
Age: 23
Height: 6 ft
Weight: 12st 4
Position: Right/Left mid, Striker
Squad Number: 8
Team Supported:Lincoln City/ Manchester United

Matt Harris
A Left footed genius of guile though his gait would not suggest this at first sight. Can peel an orange in his pocket off the pitch and an entire field once upon it. A tenacity and determination to achieve, he is a chef both on and off the field of play.

Nationality:English
Age:23
Nickname:Chopper
Height: 6ft
Weight: 9st 2lb
Position: Left Mid
Squad Number:7
Team Supported:Lincoln

TJ Ramsden (Captain)
Our Great Bard and leader, the on pitch Poet Laureate with the words of wisdom that will energise, warn and motivate the impressive Imps. His range of passing is sublime. He has the flexible engine of a Harley combined with the cultured touch of Romeo the lover and Romario the Brazilian. He also pocesses our secret weapon…………

Nationality: English
Nickname: Tez
Age: 23
Height: 5'11
Weight: 13.5 Stone
Position: Midfield/Forward
Squad Number: 10
Team Supported: Lincoln City / Arsenal


Ryan Varley
Can turn on a sixpence with the speed and power of an express train. Though young the Sincil Spright has two feet that will leave his foes in his slip stream. An integral part of the NK School cup semi final team who many feel can make the grade for real.

With The Grimsby V Lincoln City fans game a week away Vital go through the case for the defence

Wayne Greaves
A keeper to be proud of with all the attributes to make it at semi pro at least.
Commands his area, communicates well and superb in one on ones. Comes for crosses as if he has super glue on his gloves.

Nationality: English
Nickname: Greavesie
Age: 23
Height: 6'1
Weight: 12 - 12.5 stone
Position: Goalkeeper
Squad Number: 1
Team Supported: Lincoln City

Adrian Bell -
Halifax trialled our right back who can get forward and deliver a cross and a half. Sticks to his man like glue and has the pace to compete with the speed merchants. Good feet and an eye for a pass could double as a right midfield. Adi is currently studying journalism so it is hoped he will not drift over to our left back for some tips.

Nationality: English
Nickname: adie
Age: 19
Height: 5' 7 ish''
Weight: 9 st
Position: Right Back
Squad Number: 2
Team Supported: Lincoln City

Mark Whiley?

A two footed full back with the sort of tenacity you would expect from a journalist. Again has the pace for the overlap and a shot like a cannon ball. A Green at Morecambe special is on the cards for the elegant Echo Paulo Maldini in the making.

Data not available.

Ian Greaves
A cross between Paul Morgan and Jamie McCombe, Ian is an experienced Sunday league defender. It is apt that a former postman figures in a fairy tale fixture as he played for Royal Mail until last season. Has the Morgan composure an inch perfect tackle and deceptive pace.

Nickname: Greavsie
Age: 41 (with a body of a 25yr old)
Height: 5.10
Weight: 11.6
Position: Centre Back
Squad Number: 5
Team Supported: Lincoln City

Golly

Fi fi fo fum, oh lordy lordy it`s another Imp giant. A true beast of a man Golly would be clear favourite in a brutal bacon buttie consuming competition with yo ho ho Janos himself. One of our trainees asked him for his real name but he ate him whole, so Golly sounds good to me. Has a tackle like an axe and a pendulous right peg that can send a clearance to the stars. His fitness regime includes eating raw meat and running up and down Steep hill attached to the worlds largest elastic band.

Data - well we dare not ask him personal questions to be honest.

Just sounds like someone has a lot of time on their hands to write over exagerrated articles. I think they want a job in the News Of The World.

Kits confirmed. Black and White.

Quoted from lincolnsmariner

Kits confirmed. Black and White.

As in black and white stripes-a GTFC strip?