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'I love Scunthorpe and I haven't been on holiday'..... the very first contestant lets you know the level that competition is at without even seeing the pictures

Quoted from Knut Anders Fosters Voles

In track and field, you can start sprinting after the gun sounds, but if your reaction time is quicker than .100 of a second, it’s still classed as a false start.

As quick as .100 of a second is, it’s still slower than you posting your original message and then posting your edit, providing the link to the Scunts of the Year. 😜

I bet that took a lot of finding! Those images have probably burnt a hole in your hard drive, icloud and, for 23 long years, your fänny addled mind.

Did you ever find out who contestant 24 was?

Busted. I’ve fapping away to those mutants for a good couple of decades now. And yes, here’s contestant 24 wearing that season’s Scunny home shirt. She makes my top 3….

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First game 29th October 1955...  Division 3 N... Beat Derby County 2- 1...  Promoted that season as Champions... Average attendance that season was just over 15,000... and the attendence against Derby that day was 19,989...   I had to have a stool to see over the barrier...  I was armed with a wooden rattle which would now be considered an offensive weapon...  Happy days... lol...

Miss Scunthorpe.

No, not another beauty contest,  just very good advice.

68.  Another wrinkly.  After my last long distance walking race I am technically still an international athlete.  Hope to compete again at age 69 and 70 at the same level.  

Quoted from Poojah

We’re not that different. When I was your age I was sat at my desk boring myself with the ins and outs of the infamous “Scunny Honey” competition. My Lord they were awful.

Edit: I’ve found it! For those of you old enough to remember the early noughties, and by which I mean almost all of you, feel free to remind yourself of the best fanny Scunny had to offer (p.s. they were all serious):

http://web.archive.org/web/20001209215200/http://www.vikingfm.co.uk/honey.htm

Do you have any other Viking FM pearls of nostalgia, possibly linked to mutual school friends...?

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Quoted from gtfc_chris

Do you have any other Viking FM pearls of nostalgia, possibly linked to mutual school friends...?

Amazing what people remember (and to be honest, I wish people would forget most of what I got up to at school, as you can probably imagine).

Interestingly, the DJ (Hirsty) that did that particular feature (Grass your mates up I think it was called) used to do midweek pub quizzes in the Barracuda and the Bootlegger, with his co-presenter Danny Oakes, who used to go by the moniker “Pimp Daddy Dog”.

Since it was cheaper to go out in the week (a quid a pint in many places) and you were less likely to get ID’d, I’d be out most weeks and once the quiz was done there would be hardly anyone about, so I got to know them both reasonably well. This helped when it came to shafting my old school mate who’d rather embarrassingly managed to simultaneously shít himself and vomit over his new girlfriend, trying to impress her by downing shots of cheap vodka. I think most of Lindsey school heard that story awkwardly recounted on breakfast radio.

Fast forward a good 15 or 16 years, and I would regularly bump into the two of them, along with a lass who used to present the Capital Breakfast show with them, in the tiny gym in the basement of my office building in Leeds. I’d bump into them all a good couple of times a week, until I didn’t see any of them for ages.

Forgot all about it until one day I bumped into Hirsty, only he was now a she. I try to be as accommodating and respectful as possible of this evolving, modern world we are living in but, blimey, it didn’t half catch me off guard. Trying to work out where you recognise someone from and then you’re like, fúcking hell, THAT’S who it is.

She now presents on another radio station, the name of which I forget. Anyway, back to your game of “who’s the oldest buggér on the fishy”…

Quoted from Knut Anders Fosters Voles

In track and field, you can start sprinting after the gun sounds, but if your reaction time is quicker than .100 of a second, it’s still classed as a false start.

As quick as .100 of a second is, it’s still slower than you posting your original message and then posting your edit, providing the link to the Scunts of the Year. 😜

I bet that took a lot of finding! Those images have probably burnt a hole in your hard drive, icloud and, for 23 long years, your fänny addled mind.

Did you ever find out who contestant 24 was?

Yea Gods. In the immortal words of Sean Lock: "That's a challenging w*nk"

Looks like Caveman is the oldest at the minute.