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promotion plaice
March 14, 2023, 9:58pm

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Scored 5 goals against Leipzig tonight in the Champions League, fair play to him.

FT  Man City 7-0 Leipzig.

Obviously watched the Town game, didn't see it.


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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March 14, 2023, 10:06pm
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He is a hell of a player.  Lets hope we get Utd in the semi
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It's extraordinary how he's always in the right place at the right time
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Waterfall will need a big pocket
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39 goals in 36 games in all competitions with a quarter of the season to go. Unbelievable stats.
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He went up 8 places on the all time Champions League scorers list in one night. 33 to 25.

He's also equalled the all time Man City season scoring record which has stood since the 20's and has 5 hat tricks this season.

Freakish player.
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Most annoyingly he should be English !
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I sometimes wonder, as i look from our coast towards the viking lands, how it would be to see them descend on us in the 9th century. i suppose a bit like, great Erling the back of the net man


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Haaland is a top striker but for me noone has eclipsed as of yet the original Brazilian Ronaldo. At his peak for me the best striker of all time.  O fenomeno( the phenomenon).


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Quoted from supertown
Most annoyingly he should be English !


He is English!  

It works both ways, we got Owen Hargreaves through similar rules...
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He is English!  

It works both ways, we got Owen Hargreaves through similar rules...


More recently, Raheem Sterling was born in Jamaica and only moved to England at the age of 5.


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Yet he'll never win the champions league at City 😄


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In light of Mr Haaland's efforts do we now need to bang on about a 40+ goal a season striker and forget the 20+ as tinpot?
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He is English!  

It works both ways, we got Owen Hargreaves through similar rules...


One of the worst swaps in history 😢.

To be fair, Hargreaves was a decent player for such a short international career
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Let's hope he has an off day in the Final!


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Haaland is exceptional.

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Goals Number 40 and 41 already against Burnley.
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Goals Number 40 and 41 already against Burnley.


Tap ins 😁
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March 18, 2023, 6:35pm
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Just look at all those lifelong City supporters sat in the empty seats……..
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Tap ins 😁


You have to be in the right place to tap the ball home.


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Max would have saved the first two . Goalie had no bottle .
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At least we won’t face Haaland and City them until the semi- final or final.

If so we may need to rethink our defensive strategy.
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8 goals in 2 games, that's the same as our top scorer in 42..the guys a freak.
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No doubt Haaland is a very good player, however, he plays in a team that creates an awful lot of chances and he gets away with using his arms to pull back defenders for some strange reason.  90% of his goals are questionable but the EPL employs weak referees.
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Erling Haaland becomes first player ever to score 35 goals in a Premier League season with dink against West Ham tonight.


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I reckon Harry Kane would have scored 35 League goals in a season if he'd joined Man City the other year. Probably would have taken him more than 31 games, however!

Haaland is being paid a vast amount of money, but he is certainly earning it.

As Gary Neville noted on the commentary, they are a flipping big team these days with loads of height. Guardiola has certainly moved on from his tiki-taka teams with diminutive players.
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He is English!  

It works both ways, we got Owen Hargreaves through similar rules...


I only found out today that Evan Ferguson’s mum is English - so we miss out on another one. Surely Southgate could have approached him before he played for Ireland?

Oh well, we did get Grealish and Rice, but they’re about as Irish as Yorkshire Pudding in reality.
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As Gary Neville noted on the commentary, they are a flipping big team these days with loads of height. Guardiola has certainly moved on from his tiki-taka teams with diminutive players.
Likewise the more advantages you have to your game the better.Take Harry Clifton for example. Good engine on him but if he was up against hypothetically the likes of Patrick Viera or Yaya Toure  he would get bullied . The likes of Iniesta and  Xavi are small by comparison but they had excellent technique developed at  Barcelona's youth team live in headquarters La Masia  which Xavi admitted had it not been for that nurturing would have never developed into the excellent player he was to become.


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I only found out today that Evan Ferguson’s mum is English - so we miss out on another one. Surely Southgate could have approached him before he played for Ireland?

Oh well, we did get Grealish and Rice, but they’re about as Irish as Yorkshire Pudding in reality.


How do you he didn’t approach Ferguson?

With Ferguson’s accent he would sound very strange in a post match interview with an England shirt on!!
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We did it with Declan Rice
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Yeah but Grealish and Rice were both born in England!


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Haaland does not play the full 90 minutes with Pep usually bringing him off when he feels the game is won, just think what his numbers would be if he completed every game, there again Pep is probably thinking that he’s keeping him fresh and not worn out.
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How do you he didn’t approach Ferguson?

With Ferguson’s accent he would sound very strange in a post match interview with an England shirt on!!


I dunno, Andy Townsend's Kent twang sounded the same in a green Irish shirt.
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