Official January Transfer Window Thread

Quoted from Rodley Mariner

Kyle Hudlin recalled by Huddersfield from his loan at Wimbledon. Done intercourse all so would imagine it's to loan him somewhere he'll get more game time rather than to play him.

It’s easy, as a Town fan, to forget how unprolific he actually is. He’s scored 0 goals in 13 league appearances for Wimbledon and scored 5 last season, 3 of which were against us. He caused us no end of trouble but I’d like to think we can do better.

Quoted from Rodley Mariner

Kyle Hudlin recalled by Huddersfield from his loan at Wimbledon. Done intercourse all so would imagine it's to loan him somewhere he'll get more game time rather than to play him.

I'd love to be at Cheapside if he got reunited with Andy Smith.

Hudlin is absolutely terrible

Just to be clear, there is no rumour re Hudlin, just think it's likely he'll join another L2 or Conference team on loan.

Quoted from Rodley Mariner

Kyle Hudlin recalled by Huddersfield from his loan at Wimbledon. Done intercourse all so would imagine it's to loan him somewhere he'll get more game time rather than to play him.

If we're just going to mention random strikers, how's Ollie signing Touray Sisay doing at Accrington!?    I've a feeling Hurst won't go in for him myself though....

Well, since there’s sod all going on and I know the sum total of fúck all (about who we might be in for or anything else for that matter), let me pour some tenuous fuel on the fire that we might, possibly, just maybe have some interest in Bolton’s Bakayoko.

Here he is scoring a first-half hat-trick against Hurst’s Town back in 2016, in a game that absolutely no one remembers ever even happened.

https://youtu.be/NKcDmGVPBb4

And here he is scoring, getting a Shrews man sent off and getting sent off himself sent off a week before Hurst took the Shrewsbury job, a game Hurst will 100% have watched back in detail.

https://youtu.be/uZKPP8AGKfA

Oh, and here is scoring the winner against Hurst’s Shewsbury the following season.

https://youtu.be/kuy0TZ9ByAM

There’s absolutely no way Hurst won’t be well aware of the bloke. And he fits the bill. Big. Strong. Proven. Available. Known to Hurst. League 2 clubs in for him. Given Hurst’s penchant for going back in for players that have done him over (Jack Makreth, Aswad Thomas, Scott Brown and Toto spring to mind), there must be an morsel of interest, surely?

So there we have it, I’m officially calling this a substantiated rumour. Watch this space…

Quoted from Poojah

So there we have it, I’m officially calling this a substantiated rumour. Watch this space…

I hope Rob and skaface inserted a relegation clause into your Fishy contract or you’re going to be an expensive luxury in Division 2 (or the Iron-Bru Scunny forum) next season.

You’ll be like Kinkladze when he hung around at Man City. Those twinkle toes won’t be much good when Massive Mike from Messingham’s scything you down every week.

Notts County are apparently interested in Scott Pollock as well.

Quoted from Knut Anders Fosters Voles

I hope Rob and skaface inserted a relegation clause into your Fishy contract or you’re going to be an expensive luxury in Division 2 (or the Iron-Bru Scunny forum) next season.

You’ll be like Kinkladze when he hung around at Man City. Those twinkle toes won’t be much good when Massive Mike from Messingham’s scything you down every week.

In that event I’ll just sulk on the digital sidelines like some kind of virtual Benito Carbone, all the while continuing to bank my 40 gold stars a week, until such a time some corrupt Italian forum comes in for me with an offer that cannot be refused.  

Quoted from Poojah

In that event I’ll just sulk on the digital sidelines like some kind of virtual Benito Carbone, all the while continuing to bank my 40 gold stars a week, until such a time some corrupt Italian forum comes in for me with an offer that cannot be refused.  

I’ll play the role of paulo di canio on the sidelines after ‘lightly’ pushing Paul Alcock

Only able to watch on and regret my actions