Surely that's it for Scunny

Quoted from NorfolkImp

I actually laughed out loud after reading that …. a quality retort.  

You’re still here? Amazing! Though to be fair, when I’m going abroad the last thing I do before setting off is log in to another team’s football forum and bang on about it with a group of disinterested Lincoln City fans. It’s part of the holiday experience for me.

Quoted from thefish

Presumably it is easier to flick through a good book with an additional digit!

7th useful as a book mark

Quoted from thefish

And on Friday nights often doubles up as his brother!

I know when I umpired a cricket match in Lincoln I took the pebbles I use to make sure I count the right amount of balls in an over. My Lincoln counterpart didn’t need any. He just used the fingers on one hand !!

Anyone remember that let's say older Town fan that came on "Humberside Sports Talk" possibly last season talking to Burnsy comparing how we were doing compared to the Gimps as though Gimp was the norm.
I think Burnsy had a little chuckle to himself, I know I did.

Quoted from Poojah

Suit yourself. The only seafood I ate whilst out there gave me botulism. Don’t come crying to me when your intestines are having a tug of war to decide whether to evacuate themselves through your árse or your mouth.

And don’t forget to send us a postcard!

They say that when everything goes wrong in your life "the bottom drops out of your world". But when you get botulism "the world drops out of your bottom".

I’m absolutely laughing my nuts off listening to Keith Hill after today’s home dismantling to a team who haven’t won for weeks! Scunny are on a losing streak, or at least a ‘no win streak’ that stretches back about 23 weeks, they’re clearly utterly t•urd and going down….are adrift at the bottom….some 10 points from safety and Hill comes on and tries to convince people that they’ve just won a cup final with a heroic performance. The squad is terrible, the results and attendances and utter lack of fight an unspeakably embarrassing pile of sh1t, and I’ve absolutely laughed my t*ts off listening to that bull sh1t. You’re hopeless. You’ve been stuffed again. Week on week it’s embarrassing. Lose, lose, lose. And he’s talking about ‘building player’s character’ and….get this one….how he wants his players to ‘embrace the positives in the difficulties and defeats’! He should be appointed to Johnson’s cabinet immediately he talks that much absolute tripe.

Quoted from chaos33

I’m absolutely laughing my nuts off listening to Keith Hill after today’s home dismantling to a team who haven’t won for weeks! Scunny are on a losing streak, or at least a ‘no win streak’ that stretches back about 23 weeks, they’re clearly utterly t•urd and going down….are adrift at the bottom….some 10 points from safety and Hill comes on and tries to convince people that they’ve just won a cup final with a heroic performance. The squad is terrible, the results and attendances and utter lack of fight an unspeakably embarrassing pile of sh1t, and I’ve absolutely laughed my t*ts off listening to that bull sh1t. You’re hopeless. You’ve been stuffed again. Week on week it’s embarrassing. Lose, lose, lose. And he’s talking about ‘building player’s character’ and….get this one….how he wants his players to ‘embrace the positives in the difficulties and defeats’! He should be appointed to Johnson’s cabinet immediately he talks that much absolute tripe.

Said it for weeks but he's very similar to a certain person we had speaking to the press not so long ago.

Their fans are very strange , they seem to be just taking it and hoping it gets better next season . They will get destroyed next season in the NL and their fans don't know it or believe it

Quoted from NorfolkImp

Not at all, I’m heading out to Cape Verde 🇨🇻 on Monday for a fortnight with my beloved as part of her 50th birthday celebrations.

Despite the insults, I am equally gleeful at Scunny’s demise as your good selves, in fact I hope they drop further to NL North and games v York & Boston …. the fact I’ve added a few statistical facts seems to have rattled a few?

I'd wager most if not all of this exotic sounding lifestyle is in your deluded mind.
Have all the other gimps sussed you out as a bullsh.tter?
Is that why you're on a Grimsby forum?
Or as we all know, your a sad, lonely,lying,boring gimp illegitimate.
All Grimsby fans I know couldn't care less about Lincoln city.
We don't regard you as rivals as it's always been scunny and always will be.
Now toddle off onto the Boston United forum and compare finger statistics and who's got the prettiest sister.

Quoted from chaos33

I’m absolutely laughing my nuts off listening to Keith Hill after today’s home dismantling to a team who haven’t won for weeks! Scunny are on a losing streak, or at least a ‘no win streak’ that stretches back about 23 weeks, they’re clearly utterly t•urd and going down….are adrift at the bottom….some 10 points from safety and Hill comes on and tries to convince people that they’ve just won a cup final with a heroic performance. The squad is terrible, the results and attendances and utter lack of fight an unspeakably embarrassing pile of sh1t, and I’ve absolutely laughed my t*ts off listening to that bull sh1t. You’re hopeless. You’ve been stuffed again. Week on week it’s embarrassing. Lose, lose, lose. And he’s talking about ‘building player’s character’ and….get this one….how he wants his players to ‘embrace the positives in the difficulties and defeats’! He should be appointed to Johnson’s cabinet immediately he talks that much absolute tripe.

He must have been moved on from his last job as head of military intelligence for Putin prior to the invasion of Ukraine.