McAtee

Scunny said he’s lazy
There just fuck1ng crazy baby
Yeah yeah yeah

Get your shots off
Get your shots off Johnny
McAtee Johnny McAtee

Get your shots off
Get your shots off Johnny
McAtee Johnny McAtee

To Primal Scream Rocks

When we inevitably play them next season:

Thankyou very much for John Mac a tee
Thankyou very much
Thankyou very very very much

To that roses ad yonks ago  

FFS🤦‍♂️

Dont let the times see this

Well if we are being daft..

John  Macatee...he hates Scunny
He does bags of Coke on the way to County,
He pisses on seats and out the window he grogs
He's the number 1 target for the sniffer dogs,
Home or away he he earns the point
Celebrates by smoking a joint
Love or loathe him you can't disagree
His names Macatee and he plays for Grimsby.

This is the worst thread in the history of the fishy.

Do you remember that time someone on The Fishy came up with a really good new song? Me neither.

Quoted from Rodley Mariner

Do you remember that time someone on The Fishy came up with a really good new song? Me neither.

Les came up with the Omar Bogle thing to that Blur tune. That was pretty good.

Quoted from KingstonMariner

Les came up with the Omar Bogle thing to that Blur tune. That was pretty good.

People were super negative about that at first too. Remember it being done the first time at BP and people were pissing all over it. Always tons of resistance to new things.

Quoted from KingstonMariner

Les came up with the Omar Bogle thing to that Blur tune. That was pretty good.

Think that was pontoonlew. Anyway, the only decent tune for McAtee is Love in the First Degree by Bananrama and that’s it settled.

I think you'll find I created a perfectly good one many years ago but I can't remember who it was about! It was a black striker and it was a song about his tackle.
Yes I was very immature back then but yet it caught on in the Pontoon

Quoted from lukeo

I think you'll find I created a perfectly good one many years ago but I can't remember who it was about! It was a black striker and it was a song about his tackle.
Yes I was very immature back then but yet it caught on in the Pontoon

Serge Makofo?

Adriaan forbes

Terry Fleming…

Quoted from ska face

Think that was pontoonlew. Anyway, the only decent tune for McAtee is Love in the First Degree by Bananrama and that’s it settled.

I did mention it but that was a long time before it took off. It did finally take off though when it was mentioned a few months later.

Quoted from Hagrid

Adriaan forbes

That's the one. I just remember him on the sideline alot running up and down toward the Pontoon loving his song.
Not the kind of song I'd sing these days. Thanks for the red crosses 👍

Remember 'I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K!' ?

He plays footy for the Grimsby team
His name is John and his game is mean
He'll chase you down and it's good to see
Oh Johnny Johnny Johnny McAtee

Atmosphere at home is shocking these days especially even in the pontoon, it’s embarrassing Hate to be negative but am sure many feel the same.
I know away games it’s always generally better but it’s like a library most games, the group in that far corner in the pontoon really do try get things going but it’s quickly escaped through that open end which is a shame, it’s been mentioned many times but is there a reason why that side hasn’t been closed off to help with the acoustics?
Hand full of kingslyn fans made more noise than the pontoon put together the other night simply because that stand is more closed off.

I advise the budding songsters on this thread not to give up the day job....

Quoted from Cod marriner

Atmosphere at home is shocking these days especially even in the pontoon, it’s embarrassing Hate to be negative but am sure many feel the same.
I know away games it’s always generally better but it’s like a library most games, the group in that far corner in the pontoon really do try get things going but it’s quickly escaped through that open end which is a shame, it’s been mentioned many times but is there a reason why that side hasn’t been closed off to help with the acoustics?
Hand full of kingslyn fans made more noise than the pontoon put together the other night simply because that stand is more closed off.

This was an English 5th tier game between mid-table Grimsby and struggling Aldershot, in cold, wet and windy conditions, attended by a respectable 5,177 sounds. What exactly where you expecting?

A stirring pre-match rendition of Nessun Dorma, performed by a reanimated Luciano Pavarotti? Players arriving on the pitch in the style of a heavyweight world title fight ring walk, accompanied by an entourage of attractive young ladies with great big títs? A sea of pyrotechnics lighting up the sky like an atomic bomb?

Perhaps the Pontoon should have been positively alight with colourful flares and smoke? Burning effigies of John Fenty, hanging from the Findus Stand roof? The Main Stand literally swaying with thousands of geriatric fans doing the poznan for 90 minutes? BP a bubbling cauldron of noise that La Bombonera could only ever dream of?

A few coins and lukewarm bottles of píss thrown at the 100 or so Aldershot fans, with a gaggle of freshly post-pubescent youths in crisp, new CP Company jackets gesturing aggressively? “You’re going home in a Grimsby ambulance” (although I’ve always wondered why an ambulance would take you straight back to your house).

Maybe Janet Jackson getting her baps out in the midst of a half-time extravaganza wardrobe malfunction, as a breathtaking acrobatic aerial display from the Red Arrows takes place in the skies above? Cliff Richard performing an impromptu rendition of “We’re singing in the rain”?.

Personally, I’m impressed with how well attendances have held up in recent weeks, and there have been some decent home atmospheres this season, Wrexham the obvious pick of the bunch. If we’re in with a decent sniff of the play-offs, we’re playing reasonably well (and winning), we’ll soon see a return of 6k + crowds and decent atmospheres to boot.

The game was without tension, without much away support, without a rivalry with the opposition and was a routinely comfortable win that petered out in the second half. I was just waiting for the final whistle so I could go home and warm up.

Hardly stirring stuff.

Quoted from Poojah

This was an English 5th tier game between mid-table Grimsby and struggling Aldershot, in cold, wet and windy conditions, attended by a respectable 5,177 sounds. What exactly where you expecting?

A stirring pre-match rendition of Nessun Dorma, performed by a reanimated Luciano Pavarotti? Players arriving on the pitch in the style of a heavyweight world title fight ring walk, accompanied by an entourage of attractive young ladies with great big títs? A sea of pyrotechnics lighting up the sky like an atomic bomb?

Perhaps the Pontoon should have been positively alight with colourful flares and smoke? Burning effigies of John Fenty, hanging from the Findus Stand roof? The Main Stand literally swaying with thousands of geriatric fans doing the poznan for 90 minutes? BP a bubbling cauldron of noise that La Bombonera could only ever dream of?

A few coins and lukewarm bottles of píss thrown at the 100 or so Aldershot fans, with a gaggle of freshly post-pubescent youths in crisp, new CP Company jackets gesturing aggressively? “You’re going home in a Grimsby ambulance” (although I’ve always wondered why an ambulance would take you straight back to your house).

Maybe Janet Jackson getting her baps out in the midst of a half-time extravaganza wardrobe malfunction, as a breathtaking acrobatic aerial display from the Red Arrows takes place in the skies above? Cliff Richard performing an impromptu rendition of “We’re singing in the rain”?.

Personally, I’m impressed with how well attendances have held up in recent weeks, and there have been some decent home atmospheres this season, Wrexham the obvious pick of the bunch. If we’re in with a decent sniff of the play-offs, we’re playing reasonably well (and winning), we’ll soon see a return of 6k + crowds and decent atmospheres to boot.

No I clearly wasn’t expecting anything like, great post tho loving the imagination and humour,  it was quite a good read 👍

Loved that Poojah, you can have my gold star! What a game that would be though

Quoted from Poojah

This was an English 5th tier game between mid-table Grimsby and struggling Aldershot, in cold, wet and windy conditions, attended by a respectable 5,177 sounds. What exactly where you expecting?

A stirring pre-match rendition of Nessun Dorma, performed by a reanimated Luciano Pavarotti? Players arriving on the pitch in the style of a heavyweight world title fight ring walk, accompanied by an entourage of attractive young ladies with great big títs? A sea of pyrotechnics lighting up the sky like an atomic bomb?

Perhaps the Pontoon should have been positively alight with colourful flares and smoke? Burning effigies of John Fenty, hanging from the Findus Stand roof? The Main Stand literally swaying with thousands of geriatric fans doing the poznan for 90 minutes? BP a bubbling cauldron of noise that La Bombonera could only ever dream of?

A few coins and lukewarm bottles of píss thrown at the 100 or so Aldershot fans, with a gaggle of freshly post-pubescent youths in crisp, new CP Company jackets gesturing aggressively? “You’re going home in a Grimsby ambulance” (although I’ve always wondered why an ambulance would take you straight back to your house).

Maybe Janet Jackson getting her baps out in the midst of a half-time extravaganza wardrobe malfunction, as a breathtaking acrobatic aerial display from the Red Arrows takes place in the skies above? Cliff Richard performing an impromptu rendition of “We’re singing in the rain”?.

Personally, I’m impressed with how well attendances have held up in recent weeks, and there have been some decent home atmospheres this season, Wrexham the obvious pick of the bunch. If we’re in with a decent sniff of the play-offs, we’re playing reasonably well (and winning), we’ll soon see a return of 6k + crowds and decent atmospheres to boot.

I think most rational fans have realised that we have a a weak squad rely heavily on three or four players and consequently aren’t going up this year and Stickwood and Petit aren’t Gandi and Jeff Bezos after all and our life is not all that different from what it was before thereby tempering some enthusiasm.

Quoted from Poojah

This was an English 5th tier game between mid-table Grimsby and struggling Aldershot, in cold, wet and windy conditions, attended by a respectable 5,177 sounds. What exactly where you expecting?

A stirring pre-match rendition of Nessun Dorma, performed by a reanimated Luciano Pavarotti? Players arriving on the pitch in the style of a heavyweight world title fight ring walk, accompanied by an entourage of attractive young ladies with great big títs? A sea of pyrotechnics lighting up the sky like an atomic bomb?

Perhaps the Pontoon should have been positively alight with colourful flares and smoke? Burning effigies of John Fenty, hanging from the Findus Stand roof? The Main Stand literally swaying with thousands of geriatric fans doing the poznan for 90 minutes? BP a bubbling cauldron of noise that La Bombonera could only ever dream of?

A few coins and lukewarm bottles of píss thrown at the 100 or so Aldershot fans, with a gaggle of freshly post-pubescent youths in crisp, new CP Company jackets gesturing aggressively? “You’re going home in a Grimsby ambulance” (although I’ve always wondered why an ambulance would take you straight back to your house).

Maybe Janet Jackson getting her baps out in the midst of a half-time extravaganza wardrobe malfunction, as a breathtaking acrobatic aerial display from the Red Arrows takes place in the skies above? Cliff Richard performing an impromptu rendition of “We’re singing in the rain”?.

Personally, I’m impressed with how well attendances have held up in recent weeks, and there have been some decent home atmospheres this season, Wrexham the obvious pick of the bunch. If we’re in with a decent sniff of the play-offs, we’re playing reasonably well (and winning), we’ll soon see a return of 6k + crowds and decent atmospheres to boot.

If you get advance notice of Janet doing that can you let me know please?🙂

Floodlights shining bright above you
Main Standers seem to whisper “we love you”
Town singing all over Grimsby
Dream a little Maaac Atee


[I’ll get me coat 😆]

Quoted from Poojah

This was an English 5th tier game between mid-table Grimsby and struggling Aldershot, in cold, wet and windy conditions, attended by a respectable 5,177 sounds. What exactly where you expecting?

A stirring pre-match rendition of Nessun Dorma, performed by a reanimated Luciano Pavarotti? Players arriving on the pitch in the style of a heavyweight world title fight ring walk, accompanied by an entourage of attractive young ladies with great big títs? A sea of pyrotechnics lighting up the sky like an atomic bomb?

Perhaps the Pontoon should have been positively alight with colourful flares and smoke? Burning effigies of John Fenty, hanging from the Findus Stand roof? The Main Stand literally swaying with thousands of geriatric fans doing the poznan for 90 minutes? BP a bubbling cauldron of noise that La Bombonera could only ever dream of?

A few coins and lukewarm bottles of píss thrown at the 100 or so Aldershot fans, with a gaggle of freshly post-pubescent youths in crisp, new CP Company jackets gesturing aggressively? “You’re going home in a Grimsby ambulance” (although I’ve always wondered why an ambulance would take you straight back to your house).

Maybe Janet Jackson getting her baps out in the midst of a half-time extravaganza wardrobe malfunction, as a breathtaking acrobatic aerial display from the Red Arrows takes place in the skies above? Cliff Richard performing an impromptu rendition of “We’re singing in the rain”?.

Personally, I’m impressed with how well attendances have held up in recent weeks, and there have been some decent home atmospheres this season, Wrexham the obvious pick of the bunch. If we’re in with a decent sniff of the play-offs, we’re playing reasonably well (and winning), we’ll soon see a return of 6k + crowds and decent atmospheres to boot.

If only Carlsberg did a Poojah