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GrimRob
September 11, 2017, 6:52am Report to Moderator

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Please enter your nomination for last week....


Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.  
~ Sir Winston Churchill

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Remoaners (again)


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Promise a man someone else's fish and he votes Labour.
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If true. The copper that pushed two youths at the Mansfield game for no apparent reason.


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Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no-one can imagine
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Pub food pizzas.
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Mansfield police


Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.  
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Twit of the week and laugh of the week.

The woman who threw her poo out of the window.  

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help and Avon Fire and Rescue service confirmed it had received a call and freed a woman trapped between external and double glazing.
It also confirmed that a "window was broken in the process".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

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Quoted from Mallyner
Twit of the week and laugh of the week.

The woman who threw her poo out of the window.  

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help and Avon Fire and Rescue service confirmed it had received a call and freed a woman trapped between external and double glazing.
It also confirmed that a "window was broken in the process".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296



I reckon she's a hero for trying to retrieve the wayward log.


Då ska vi vända hem     Then we shall turn home
då vill vi dit igen             there we want to be again
Till det ställe som             To the place from
vi ifrån en gång kom     which we once came
     
För längtan finns             For the longing is there
hos folk som minns             in people who remember
Den tid som var             The time that was
finns i drömmen kvar     remains in dreams
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towncryer for trying to shitstir (he should have just lobbed it out the window like Mallyner's gymnast.  


Då ska vi vända hem     Then we shall turn home
då vill vi dit igen             there we want to be again
Till det ställe som             To the place from
vi ifrån en gång kom     which we once came
     
För längtan finns             For the longing is there
hos folk som minns             in people who remember
Den tid som var             The time that was
finns i drömmen kvar     remains in dreams
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In his three stints as Grimsby Town manager spanning over 10 years the club was never relegated and he also guided them to three promotions.
Only 14 managers have reached 1,000 matches in charge of a Football League team by 1998 and Buckley is one of them.
GOD
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Gotta go for Town Crier.... I still think he is the guy from Skegness... two faces... one " I come in peace " attitude  and one a " shitstirring tw@t "  arseole....


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Fenty.
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Steve big headed fat illegitimate Evans.
After this quote, Slade you need to pin this on the dressing room notice board.

                              
Steve Evans club interview today: "If we relate Saturdays game in to boxing terms against Grimsby, I thought Russell Slade would have thrown the towel in at 55 minutes."
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Those twats who break Cinema etiquette by talking, using phones, going to the toilet more than once during the film, fidgeting, unable to keep still, rustling sweet wrappers, dropping cans on floor, noise inducing intercourse wads.
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GYinScuntland
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Can I change my nomination please?
It's happened too many times to be coincidence.

The people who oversee the self service tills  or whatever they are called in supermarkets.

They gleefully watch a 58 year old bloke with a bottle of wine knowing full well as soon as it's scanned it will need age verification.
As soon as the red light flashes you turn around with the anticipation of forthcoming help and what do you get?

Wiping down a spotlessly clean surface on another till.
Talking to another colleague about something really important.
Looking at their watch or phone.
Anything, anything at all to avoid eye contact for those important 90 seconds that it takes to wind you up to the point of no return.

Were the cnuts bullied at school?
Is this their perverse way of getting back at society?
Is it just me?
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Quoted from bluerose13x
Those twats who break Cinema etiquette by talking, using phones, going to the toilet more than once during the film, fidgeting, unable to keep still, rustling sweet wrappers, dropping cans on floor, noise inducing intercourse wads.


I had a right row with some lads behind me in Hull Vue cinema.
It was a good half hour before I sussed it was the fcuking surround sound.
Luckily they had a sense of humour.
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Fenty. Twit of the century
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Good job the film wasnt Dunkirk GYinS. I leapt feet when the gunfire started in scene 1. You'd have shot the poor fookers behind you.


Då ska vi vända hem     Then we shall turn home
då vill vi dit igen             there we want to be again
Till det ställe som             To the place from
vi ifrån en gång kom     which we once came
     
För längtan finns             For the longing is there
hos folk som minns             in people who remember
Den tid som var             The time that was
finns i drömmen kvar     remains in dreams
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The fenty out brigade
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Good job the film wasnt Dunkirk GYinS. I leapt feet when the gunfire started in scene 1. You'd have shot the poor fookers behind you.


It was, you can't make it up eh?
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It was, you can't make it up eh?


That'd be spooky if it wasn't for the fact there's probably eff all else on at the pictures for grumpy, middle-aged men who follow 4th division football teams.


Då ska vi vända hem     Then we shall turn home
då vill vi dit igen             there we want to be again
Till det ställe som             To the place from
vi ifrån en gång kom     which we once came
     
För längtan finns             For the longing is there
hos folk som minns             in people who remember
Den tid som var             The time that was
finns i drömmen kvar     remains in dreams
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Remoaners (again)


People who use the phrase "Remoaner"
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