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Posted by: GrimRob, September 11, 2017, 6:52am
Please enter your nomination for last week....
Posted by: Grim74, September 11, 2017, 7:48am; Reply: 1
Remoaners (again)
Posted by: Mariner Ronnie, September 11, 2017, 10:02am; Reply: 2
If true. The copper that pushed two youths at the Mansfield game for no apparent reason.
Posted by: Hagrid, September 11, 2017, 10:35am; Reply: 3
Town heirachy
Posted by: promotion plaice, September 11, 2017, 10:42am; Reply: 4

towncryer
Posted by: GYinScuntland, September 11, 2017, 11:02am; Reply: 5
Pub food pizzas.
Posted by: GrimRob, September 11, 2017, 11:50am; Reply: 6
Mansfield police
Posted by: Mallyner, September 11, 2017, 2:27pm; Reply: 7
Twit of the week and laugh of the week.

The woman who threw her poo out of the window.  :)

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help and Avon Fire and Rescue service confirmed it had received a call and freed a woman trapped between external and double glazing.
It also confirmed that a "window was broken in the process".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

Posted by: KingstonMariner, September 11, 2017, 9:08pm; Reply: 8
Quoted from Mallyner
Twit of the week and laugh of the week.

The woman who threw her poo out of the window.  :)

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.
The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.
It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.
After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.
Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help and Avon Fire and Rescue service confirmed it had received a call and freed a woman trapped between external and double glazing.
It also confirmed that a "window was broken in the process".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296



I reckon she's a hero for trying to retrieve the wayward log.
Posted by: KingstonMariner, September 11, 2017, 9:09pm; Reply: 9
towncryer for trying to shitstir (he should have just lobbed it out the window like Mallyner's gymnast.  :P
Posted by: TAGG, September 11, 2017, 9:10pm; Reply: 10
John Fenty
Posted by: gary_elton, September 11, 2017, 9:21pm; Reply: 11
Gotta go for Town Crier.... I still think he is the guy from Skegness... two faces... one " I come in peace " attitude  and one a " shitstirring tw@t "  arseole....
Posted by: TheRealJohnLewis, September 11, 2017, 9:23pm; Reply: 12
John Fenty
Posted by: The Old Codger, September 11, 2017, 11:16pm; Reply: 13
Fenty.
Posted by: Mrs Doyle, September 12, 2017, 4:34am; Reply: 14
Steve big headed fat illegitimate Evans.
After this quote, Slade you need to pin this on the dressing room notice board.

                              
Steve Evans club interview today: "If we relate Saturdays game in to boxing terms against Grimsby, I thought Russell Slade would have thrown the towel in at 55 minutes." >:( >:( >:(
Posted by: bluerose13x, September 13, 2017, 8:50pm; Reply: 15
Those twats who break Cinema etiquette by talking, using phones, going to the toilet more than once during the film, fidgeting, unable to keep still, rustling sweet wrappers, dropping cans on floor, noise inducing intercourse wads.
Posted by: GYinScuntland, September 15, 2017, 2:53pm; Reply: 16
Can I change my nomination please?
It's happened too many times to be coincidence.

The people who oversee the self service tills  or whatever they are called in supermarkets.

They gleefully watch a 58 year old bloke with a bottle of wine knowing full well as soon as it's scanned it will need age verification.
As soon as the red light flashes you turn around with the anticipation of forthcoming help and what do you get?

Wiping down a spotlessly clean surface on another till.
Talking to another colleague about something really important.
Looking at their watch or phone.
Anything, anything at all to avoid eye contact for those important 90 seconds that it takes to wind you up to the point of no return.

Were the cnuts bullied at school?
Is this their perverse way of getting back at society?
Is it just me?
Posted by: GYinScuntland, September 15, 2017, 3:09pm; Reply: 17
Quoted from bluerose13x
Those twats who break Cinema etiquette by talking, using phones, going to the toilet more than once during the film, fidgeting, unable to keep still, rustling sweet wrappers, dropping cans on floor, noise inducing intercourse wads.


I had a right row with some lads behind me in Hull Vue cinema.
It was a good half hour before I sussed it was the fcuking surround sound.
Luckily they had a sense of humour.
Posted by: realist, September 15, 2017, 3:21pm; Reply: 18
Fenty. Twit of the century
Posted by: KingstonMariner, September 15, 2017, 11:10pm; Reply: 19
Good job the film wasnt Dunkirk GYinS. I leapt feet when the gunfire started in scene 1. You'd have shot the poor fookers behind you.
Posted by: Fishy_fishtails, September 16, 2017, 8:41am; Reply: 20
The fenty out brigade
Posted by: GYinScuntland, September 16, 2017, 8:11pm; Reply: 21
Quoted from KingstonMariner
Good job the film wasnt Dunkirk GYinS. I leapt feet when the gunfire started in scene 1. You'd have shot the poor fookers behind you.


It was, you can't make it up eh?
Posted by: KingstonMariner, September 17, 2017, 1:52pm; Reply: 22
Quoted from GYinScuntland


It was, you can't make it up eh?


That'd be spooky if it wasn't for the fact there's probably eff all else on at the pictures for grumpy, middle-aged men who follow 4th division football teams.
Posted by: horsforthmariner, September 17, 2017, 4:36pm; Reply: 23
Quoted from Grim74
Remoaners (again)


People who use the phrase "Remoaner"
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