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HertsGTFC
August 17, 2017, 10:30pm

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Looks like they may be losing their direction already😉

https://twitter.com/lincolncity_fc/status/898208286272520192


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August 17, 2017, 10:57pm

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Have they not got trackers on them  


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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Balthazar Bullitt
August 17, 2017, 11:18pm

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Not to worry.

Rumour has it they've been in touch with NASA to reposition some satellites and the international space station.
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August 17, 2017, 11:19pm

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*****Breaking News*****

Police have caught the culprit

[img]https://www.kimballstock.com/pix/PIG/01/PIG-01-RK0091-23P.JPG[/img]
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August 17, 2017, 11:38pm

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Inside job.


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August 18, 2017, 12:03am

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The 15,000 travelling Gimp fans should turn detective and they will find them in no time at all.....


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August 18, 2017, 12:34am
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To be fair police have already narrowed down their search for the culprits . They have interviewed the regular fans and found that Baz and Dave were renovating their tractor. They now have 5998 "new fans" to interview.
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August 18, 2017, 1:24pm

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Has adam Buckley gone back for more!?!


Rose is on fire

And your scotch eggs are fu(king vile
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Civvy at last
August 18, 2017, 2:01pm

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Apparently Rhead's has been returned.  The thieves couldn't find anyone fat enough to buy it  


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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August 18, 2017, 2:55pm
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A device that records your movements during a game for critical analysis.............check Matt Rheads locker.....


or they have been sent back to the manufacturer to have altimeters fitted to enable analysis of their most valued tactics..


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August 18, 2017, 3:05pm
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Quoted from Civvy at last
Apparently Rhead's has been returned.  The thieves couldn't find anyone fat enough to buy it  


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August 18, 2017, 3:06pm
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I see they have sold their centre back Raggett (?) to Norwich with a loan back until Jan. No doubt the fee is undisclosed but said to be just over £100m
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August 18, 2017, 3:06pm
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I see they have sold their centre back Raggett (?) to Norwich with a loan back until Jan. No doubt the fee is undisclosed but said to be just over £100m


Crikey! Drinks are on the Gimps!
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August 18, 2017, 3:54pm

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I see they have sold their centre back Raggett (?) to Norwich with a loan back until Jan. No doubt the fee is undisclosed but said to be just over £100m


They were going to share the fee amongst the fans.  But realised it would only work out at 60p per fan because they are so massive  


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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August 18, 2017, 6:59pm
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Better get hold off Arnold or Bradley wood 😂


We're on our way back, we’ll was now on our way back to non league 👍🏻
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August 18, 2017, 8:02pm
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They have also lost star defender Sean Raggett (23) as well.  Signed today on a 3 year deal with Norwich.  Although he is loaned back until Jan.
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August 18, 2017, 8:51pm

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Quoted from Balthazar Bullitt
*****Breaking News*****

Police have caught the culprit

[img]https://www.kimballstock.com/pix/PIG/01/PIG-01-RK0091-23P.JPG[/img]


Rhead had a good pre season then


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August 19, 2017, 10:28am
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Has adam Buckley gone back for more!?!


Haha brilliant  
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