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HertsGTFC
August 17, 2017, 10:30pm

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Looks like they may be losing their direction already😉

https://twitter.com/lincolncity_fc/status/898208286272520192



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August 17, 2017, 10:57pm

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Have they not got trackers on them  


When Leeds trainer Les Cocker was once told Norman Hunter had broken a leg, he asked: “Whose is it?”
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Balthazar Bullitt
August 17, 2017, 11:18pm

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Not to worry.

Rumour has it they've been in touch with NASA to reposition some satellites and the international space station.
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August 17, 2017, 11:19pm

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*****Breaking News*****

Police have caught the culprit

[img]https://www.kimballstock.com/pix/PIG/01/PIG-01-RK0091-23P.JPG[/img]
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August 17, 2017, 11:38pm

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Inside job.


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August 18, 2017, 12:03am

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The 15,000 travelling Gimp fans should turn detective and they will find them in no time at all.....


All my pictures , Seem to fade to black and white.... (Reg Dwight)
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August 18, 2017, 12:34am
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To be fair police have already narrowed down their search for the culprits . They have interviewed the regular fans and found that Baz and Dave were renovating their tractor. They now have 5998 "new fans" to interview.
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August 18, 2017, 1:24pm

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Has adam Buckley gone back for more!?!


He’s one of our loans
He’s one of our loans
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He’s one of our loans
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August 18, 2017, 2:01pm

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Apparently Rhead's has been returned.  The thieves couldn't find anyone fat enough to buy it  


The wife was going away for a girly weekend.
I jokingly remarked  'I don't know whether to spend it watching porn or watching football'
'you may as well spend it watching porn' she replied
That's understanding darling what makes you say that? I asked

She said 'Well you already know how to play football'  
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August 18, 2017, 2:55pm
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A device that records your movements during a game for critical analysis.............check Matt Rheads locker.....


or they have been sent back to the manufacturer to have altimeters fitted to enable analysis of their most valued tactics..


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