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GrimRob
November 22, 2011, 4:53pm

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My award has to go to MK Dons. Quality urinals and there were so many that every Town fan could have had his own. My overriding memory of that evening was the fine porcelain and the padded seats. We lost, of course.


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Saltergate.
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Cleethorpes back of the main stand, its so dark its completely private
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Saltergate.


Ditto that for a true English ground experience and what's better than looking at Orion's Belt whilst taking a customary half-time whazz? I took a German mate to a match there once - he was totally gobsmacked that such facilities cold still exist in professional football.


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When you steal a club from another town and not have to cough up the money to work your way up the football pyramid you can afford the best toilets money can buy.
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My Master was so impressed with the toilets at Villa Park (league cup replay which we progressed in) he made his misses use them too!


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My award has to go to MK Dons. Quality urinals and there were so many that every Town fan could have had his own. My overriding memory of that evening was the fine porcelain and the padded seats. We lost, of course.


I'll never set foot in that shitpit. They'll never have so much as one of my pennies. Scum club and their success shows that life really is excrement and bad people don't always get what's coming to them.
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Best bog is usually situated at a nearby Asda or Tesco's and is cleaned on the hour, every hour, by Colin or Jason.


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My vote goes to york city  what could be better than peeing up against a brick wall in the open air without the threat of getting yer collar felt by the local constabulary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
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When you steal a club from another town and not have to cough up the money to work your way up the football pyramid you can afford the best toilets money can buy.


Agree with this.

Oh, and MK Dons really didn't think the no urinals thing through.

We took 5000 up there and the bogs just weren't big enough so I ended up pissing in the sink.


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Loved Accrington on the basis of it being a portakabin, no door so in view of anyone passing by, and no water from tap at solitary sink.
How do they even get in the league with grounds like that?
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Loved Accrington on the basis of it being a portakabin, no door so in view of anyone passing by, and no water from tap at solitary sink.
How do they even get in the league with grounds like that?


Who cares, all part of the experience.
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I'll go with Saltergate.... alas tis no more....


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Saltergate was funny and retro, not sure what they'd be like if you had to take a excrement though!
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I'll never set foot in that shitpit. They'll never have so much as one of my pennies. Scum club and their success shows that life really is excrement and bad people don't always get what's coming to them.


had a drink and miss read this........thought it read "they'll never have so much as one of my pen1is's"....thought stuff me how many does he have


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I'll never set foot in that shitpit. They'll never have so much as one of my pennies. Scum club and their success shows that life really is excrement and bad people don't always get what's coming to them.


What happened was wrong and the Football League never should have allowed it but at some point you have to forgive and forget. The current owners/players/managers/supporters to the best of my knowledge had no involvement in the takeover of Wimbledon so why withhold your money from them, and have Town suffer as a result (more support=more chance of winning)?

It's a decision for each person to take but for me to still refuse to go there is like still blaming modern day Germans for the holocaust. AFCW are back in the league so justice has been done.


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hereford.............................disturbing!


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hereford.............................disturbing!


Can't remember Hereford toilets, wierd ground that though and I had to eat my pie with a spoon. Won 200 quid on Town last time we played there, I think it was the last time anyway, when Devitt scored?
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won 1-0??? was that when one of our players started throwing up on the touchline???


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just wrong!!!  


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What happened was wrong and the Football League never should have allowed it but at some point you have to forgive and forget. The current owners/players/managers/supporters to the best of my knowledge had no involvement in the takeover of Wimbledon so why withhold your money from them, and have Town suffer as a result (more support=more chance of winning)?

It's a decision for each person to take but for me to still refuse to go there is like still blaming modern day Germans for the holocaust. AFCW are back in the league so justice has been done.


The irony being AFCW (or should it be Kingston Dons?) have moved and taken over  kingstonian's Kingsmeadow.
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The irony being AFCW (or should it be Kingston Dons?) have moved and taken over  kingstonian's Kingsmeadow.


I'm sure they asked nicely though.
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oh god yes!!!
i remember seeing town draw 0-0 in the fa cup there on a tuesday night some 20 or so years ago. and i threw up in the loo's they were that bad.

though, my over-riding memory of the game was a load of lads playing football with a shop dummys head!!!


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Swansea's last season at The Vetch, drew 0-0?  They hadn't spent any money on those away toilets for years and they were disgusting: the home toilets were pretty bad too (or so their fans said).

Strange coffee mug shaped thing for a cafe, surrounded by wire mesh with a small slot for the cup and money to change hands through: really made you feel welcome.


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I'm sure that while AFCW do own Kingsmeadow these days; they bought the place to give Kingstonian a much-needed cash boost, and now have them as tenants paying a nominal amount a season.

Long term though, they want to get back to Merton and the council there intends to help them. One thing that could happen is the dog track, ironically on Plough Lane, being rebuilt to meet Football League standards.


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