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grimsby pete
August 25, 2011, 4:51pm

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Here is your chance to tell us all about your ex's,    Here's  mine.


Penny Black ,     I wish I had stuck with her now,

Rose Thorne ,    Very pretty to look at but she got very prickly towards the end,

Theresa Green,  Nice when we first started but she just grew too big for me,

Sue Perfect,      Now she was the one, but after we got married , she was not perfect any more, so divorce,

She later married my mate Tony Good, but she wasn't even that.


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August 25, 2011, 8:00pm

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First there was Les Bean, who just didn't seem to fancy me so I dumped her.
Then I got with Penny Pincher, but she just wanted to stay in all the time and eat beans (not the aforementioned Les).
Lovely Phylis Tine just wasn't on the same level as me, she liked boybands, trips to Ibiza and thought books were boring (though read the Sun).

I'm now with Clare Midia but can't see any problems with her yet (not been together long)


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Bullitt
August 25, 2011, 8:44pm
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First there was Les Bean, who just didn't seem to fancy me so I dumped her.



Wasn't she called Les Bea Anne?
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upthestripes
August 25, 2011, 9:45pm

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Wasn't she called Les Bea Anne?


Oh yeah that's right haha, were you with her as well? Hope you had more luck!

Was something not quite right but I couldn't put my finger in it (arf arf)


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August 25, 2011, 10:51pm

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My first girlfriend was an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating.

You can take the girl out of Cork.............




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August 25, 2011, 11:17pm

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A Russian lovely by the name of Yanka Bollokov, a bit rough with the old fella


Supporting the Mighty Mariners for over 30 years, home town club is were the heart and soul is and it's great to be a part of it.

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August 26, 2011, 12:37am

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Miss Demeanour.

She got banged up.
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August 26, 2011, 7:23am

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Luce Fitting: but her clothes never were.
Onya Backyabitch (Bulgarian): never did as she was told.
Lydia Bin: Scruffy cow.  
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grimsby pete
August 26, 2011, 2:05pm

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I once went out with a Russian tennis player Irma Suckuov,

BUT

It did not last long.


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jock dock tower
August 26, 2011, 4:34pm
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Quoted from grimsby pete
I once went out with a Russian tennis player Irma Suckuov,

BUT

It did not last long.


Tch, tch!


No attempt at ethical or social seduction can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred of the Tory party. So far as I'm concerned they're lower than vermin. Aneurin Bevan.
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August 26, 2011, 4:38pm
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In a similar manner.....
Three honeymoon couples tragically killed in a coach crash. They all go up to heaven to be met by Peter. Says to the first couple "You're both full of avarice, you lust after money, your wife's even called Penny, Sorry, down below for you" The second couple go up to him "You're both after the sweetest things in life. Your wife's even called Honey. Sorry, down below for you too" The third guy's watching all this, and without bothering to go up to Peter says to his wife "C'mon Fanny, we're fukced!"


No attempt at ethical or social seduction can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred of the Tory party. So far as I'm concerned they're lower than vermin. Aneurin Bevan.
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August 26, 2011, 4:45pm
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Ophelia Cumming
Barb E. Dahl
Ophelia Payne
Mona Lott
Amanda Lynn
Bea Minor
Brooke Trout
Crystal Claire Waters
Gail Storm
Anita D.ick
Anita Moorehead
Barb B. Cue
Richard(DI.CK) Mussel
Elena Mae Steele  
Keisha Mei Ash
Paige Turner
Rose Bush
Richard (D1ck) Payne

Been round the block a few times trying out all sorts.
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upthestripes
August 26, 2011, 4:59pm

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Ophelia Cumming
Barb E. Dahl
Ophelia Payne
Mona Lott
Amanda Lynn
Bea Minor
Brooke Trout
Crystal Claire Waters
Gail Storm
Anita D.ick
Anita Moorehead
Barb B. Cue
Richard(DI.CK) Mussel
Elena Mae Steele  
Keisha Mei Ash
Paige Turner
Rose Bush
Richard (D1ck) Payne

Been round the block a few times trying out all sorts.


Even Richard?  


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August 26, 2011, 5:07pm
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Even Richard?  


Yep afraid to admit it but Its acutally not that bad IMO  
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upthestripes
August 26, 2011, 6:32pm

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Yep afraid to admit it but Its acutally not that bad IMO  


Well I'll be honest I definitely wasn't expecting that lol
Fair play to you mate we live in enlightened times (sort of)


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August 26, 2011, 6:44pm
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my last chick was a chinese girl.. FU KIN COW. horrible little thing,

before her i went out with her friend tiny little thing called nee hi
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August 26, 2011, 10:10pm

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My first girlfriend was Chinese too, went out with her when we both 14.

Way Too Young.


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August 26, 2011, 10:43pm

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My first girlfriend was Chinese too, went out with her when we both 14.

Way Too Young.


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August 28, 2011, 2:29am
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My first love was a girl called Laura Watts......................there is no word play that was her name!  


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September 4, 2011, 2:36pm
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My first love was a girl called Laura Watts......................there is no word play that was her name!  


I think I might have come across her close friend Jenny Tailyer  
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September 6, 2011, 1:46am
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My first girlfriend was Chinese too, went out with her when we both 14.

Way Too Young.


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