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jock dock tower
August 26, 2011, 4:38pm
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In a similar manner.....
Three honeymoon couples tragically killed in a coach crash. They all go up to heaven to be met by Peter. Says to the first couple "You're both full of avarice, you lust after money, your wife's even called Penny, Sorry, down below for you" The second couple go up to him "You're both after the sweetest things in life. Your wife's even called Honey. Sorry, down below for you too" The third guy's watching all this, and without bothering to go up to Peter says to his wife "C'mon Fanny, we're fukced!"


No attempt at ethical or social seduction can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred of the Tory party. So far as I'm concerned they're lower than vermin. Aneurin Bevan.
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Super Clive
August 26, 2011, 4:45pm
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Ophelia Cumming
Barb E. Dahl
Ophelia Payne
Mona Lott
Amanda Lynn
Bea Minor
Brooke Trout
Crystal Claire Waters
Gail Storm
Anita D.ick
Anita Moorehead
Barb B. Cue
Richard(DI.CK) Mussel
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Paige Turner
Rose Bush
Richard (D1ck) Payne

Been round the block a few times trying out all sorts.
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upthestripes
August 26, 2011, 4:59pm

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Quoted from Super Clive
Ophelia Cumming
Barb E. Dahl
Ophelia Payne
Mona Lott
Amanda Lynn
Bea Minor
Brooke Trout
Crystal Claire Waters
Gail Storm
Anita D.ick
Anita Moorehead
Barb B. Cue
Richard(DI.CK) Mussel
Elena Mae Steele  
Keisha Mei Ash
Paige Turner
Rose Bush
Richard (D1ck) Payne

Been round the block a few times trying out all sorts.


Even Richard?  


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Even Richard?  


Yep afraid to admit it but Its acutally not that bad IMO  
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upthestripes
August 26, 2011, 6:32pm

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Yep afraid to admit it but Its acutally not that bad IMO  


Well I'll be honest I definitely wasn't expecting that lol
Fair play to you mate we live in enlightened times (sort of)


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ross1cod
August 26, 2011, 6:44pm
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my last chick was a chinese girl.. FU KIN COW. horrible little thing,

before her i went out with her friend tiny little thing called nee hi
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August 26, 2011, 10:10pm

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My first girlfriend was Chinese too, went out with her when we both 14.

Way Too Young.


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August 26, 2011, 10:43pm

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My first girlfriend was Chinese too, went out with her when we both 14.

Way Too Young.


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My first love was a girl called Laura Watts......................there is no word play that was her name!  


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My first love was a girl called Laura Watts......................there is no word play that was her name!  


I think I might have come across her close friend Jenny Tailyer  
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