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Les Brechin
June 7, 2009, 6:31pm

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The phrase 'Jesus wept' was invented when said messiah banged his thumb with a hammer whilst building a chair in his dad's workshop. They thought it better to say he was crying than be factually correct. I mean, 'Jesus said balderdash that flipping hurt' doesn't quite have the same ring to it.


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that it was Yogi Bear who invented television and it was John Logie Baird who ran around Jellystone National Park with his mate Boo-Boo?


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That William Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzwilliam.  
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June 7, 2009, 7:11pm
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that if you drop a television set and a feather from the top of a skyscraper the television set is more likely to kill someone if it lands on their head than the feather would?


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June 7, 2009, 7:15pm

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That red apples are just embarrassed green apples.
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mike the mariner
June 7, 2009, 7:21pm

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That on occasions, during the night, Jewish people cover grass with a light spray of water which we refer to as the morning dew. They changed the spelling to throw us off the scent.
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June 7, 2009, 7:36pm
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You two REALLY should get out more!


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that if you play the Beatles song 'Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' backwards you can actually hear John Lennon saying "Bollocks, Yoko wanted me to get some cat food from Fine Fare and it'll be shut now. She'll go ape shit"?


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that Jeremy Clarkson is actually a hologram?


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that if you walk from Land's End to John O'Groats on your hands you'll look a right cunt?


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